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Old 03-29-2008, 11:57 AM   #1
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Posted: March 28, 2008 04:24 AM

BELLEVUE -- Police say a man in Bellevue was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex.
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Old 03-29-2008, 11:59 AM   #2
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Old 03-29-2008, 12:00 PM   #3
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Picnic table? Was the vacuum on the fritz?
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Old 03-29-2008, 12:08 PM   #5
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Old 03-29-2008, 12:18 PM   #7
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