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xmas13 03-29-2008 11:57 AM
Bellevue man facing charges for having sex with a table
 
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http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496

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Bellevue man facing charges for having sex with a table
WTOL
Posted: March 28, 2008 04:24 AM

BELLEVUE -- Police say a man in Bellevue was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex.
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Spunky 03-29-2008 11:59 AM
Lol..what a fucking moron..how embarrassing

Jens Van Assterdam 03-29-2008 12:00 PM
ZOMG! Good job looooolol

Honez 03-29-2008 12:00 PM
Picnic table? Was the vacuum on the fritz?

C_U_Next_Tuesday 03-29-2008 12:08 PM
He looks familiar :1orglaugh

who 03-29-2008 12:10 PM
What a badass

Wilbo 03-29-2008 12:18 PM
I heard the table was only17 :helpme

BusterBunny 03-29-2008 12:20 PM
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