Bellevue man facing charges for having sex with a table

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  • xmas13
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 5176

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    Bellevue man facing charges for having sex with a table



    http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496

    Bellevue man facing charges for having sex with a table
    WTOL
    Posted: March 28, 2008 04:24 AM

    BELLEVUE -- Police say a man in Bellevue was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

    Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

    The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex.
    ICQ 557504926
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133987

    #2
    Lol..what a fucking moron..how embarrassing

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    • Jens Van Assterdam
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      • Feb 2008
      • 6677

      #3
      ZOMG! Good job looooolol
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      • Honez
        Confirmed Brat
        • Apr 2003
        • 6636

        #4
        Picnic table? Was the vacuum on the fritz?
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        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
          WW4L
          • Oct 2002
          • 10581

          #5
          He looks familiar

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          • who
            So Fucking Banned
            • Aug 2003
            • 19593

            #6
            What a badass

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            • Wilbo
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 2082

              #7
              I heard the table was only17

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              • BusterBunny
                perverted justice decoy
                • Aug 2005
                • 19291

                #8
                my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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