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Compdoctor · 03-20-2008, 07:33 AM

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.

The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.

The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.

Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"

She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."

the alchemist · 03-20-2008, 07:34 AM

Bahahaha too funny

Czech · 03-20-2008, 07:35 AM

A long one but a good one

Satan · 03-20-2008, 07:37 AM

thats a good one

[Brian] · 03-20-2008, 07:41 AM

That's cute

MikeB · 03-20-2008, 07:51 AM

very funny!

Isradude · 03-20-2008, 07:56 AM

funny : )

J. Falcon · 03-20-2008, 07:58 AM

Nice

calista · 03-20-2008, 08:06 AM

Its was really funny.. Happy Thursday anyway...

tranza · 03-20-2008, 08:15 AM

Lololololololololololol!!

VERY funny!

Bojangles · 03-20-2008, 08:19 AM

Now that was great.

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Farang · 03-20-2008, 08:24 AM

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lhizy_05 · 03-20-2008, 09:16 AM

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lol.. nice one

Mike Honcho · 03-20-2008, 09:24 AM

good one!

chelo - adultcopywriters · 03-20-2008, 09:33 AM

LMAO!

Eva PSC · 03-20-2008, 09:39 AM

milkman lol

Scott McD · 03-20-2008, 09:47 AM

Hahaha, pretty good...

VeriSexy · 03-20-2008, 07:03 PM

That was hilarious..lol

D Ghost · 03-20-2008, 07:17 PM

roflmao!

Spunky · 03-20-2008, 07:32 PM

Heh heh,that wasn't bad

tony286 · 03-20-2008, 07:55 PM

thats too funny lol

AdPatron · 03-20-2008, 08:09 PM

HAHA that was worth the read!

ideaworx · 03-20-2008, 08:11 PM

hahahahah

03-20-2008, 07:33 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Thursday's Joke A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk. Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!" She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning." __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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