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Old 03-02-2008, 05:00 PM   #1
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WTF? My new g/f shows up unexpectedly!
I had no idea UPS delivered on Sunday.


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Old 03-02-2008, 05:04 PM   #2
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lol, you ordered a real doll? Fleshlights are much cheaper.
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Old 03-02-2008, 05:05 PM   #3
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I dont get how that doesnt seem like fucking a dead body.

...a fake dead body at that.
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Old 03-02-2008, 05:06 PM   #4
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lol, you ordered a real doll? Fleshlights are much cheaper.
Yea but you can't slap around a fleshlight.
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Old 03-02-2008, 05:09 PM   #5
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I dont get how that doesnt seem like fucking a dead body.

...a fake dead body at that.
Maybe that's the idea...
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Old 03-02-2008, 05:10 PM   #6
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Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the freight company wanted you to check for damages.
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Old 03-02-2008, 05:11 PM   #7
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Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the freight company wanted you to check for damages.
Um... why is her asshole damaged?
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:53 PM   #8
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lol fuck her good!
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:56 PM   #9
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I bet she has fake tits.
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:57 PM   #10
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Yea but you can't slap around a fleshlight.
For maximum effect, you slap her with the Fleshlight.
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Old 03-02-2008, 08:01 PM   #11
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Old 03-02-2008, 08:05 PM   #12
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damn dont those things weight like 110 lbs ?
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Old 03-02-2008, 08:11 PM   #13
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is she Japanese?
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Old 03-02-2008, 08:23 PM   #14
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I can't believe she was smothered in saran wrap!
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Old 03-02-2008, 08:37 PM   #15
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And she dont drink you beer
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Old 03-02-2008, 10:04 PM   #16
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Old 03-03-2008, 01:01 AM   #17
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is that a real dolll?
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Old 03-03-2008, 01:37 AM   #18
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She looks so lonely. lOL
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Old 03-03-2008, 01:57 AM   #19
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Lol. Niceness.
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:00 AM   #20
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How much did that cost ya?
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:14 AM   #21
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:47 AM   #22
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lol.... as i remember them from tv those things cost about $10k right?
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Old 03-03-2008, 07:21 AM   #23
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wow...if that's really $10k then you should work it and make it worth the money that you spend...
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Old 04-01-2008, 06:27 AM   #24
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Should pimp the fake bitch out!
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Old 04-01-2008, 06:51 AM   #25
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Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the freight company wanted you to check for damages.
Ha Ha Ha! That would have been hilarious.

Your girlfriend seems the quiet type. Don't think she has much to say...
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:00 AM   #26
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lol.... as i remember them from tv those things cost about $10k right?
$10k can buy some nice hookers
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:07 AM   #27
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lol.... as i remember them from tv those things cost about $10k right?
www.realdoll.com about $6500 for the doll + $500 shipping. So around 7k or so...also depending on your options chosen.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:11 AM   #28
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That's just sad...
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:14 AM   #29
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Old 04-01-2008, 08:56 AM   #30
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which language is she speaking ?
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:15 AM   #31
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:21 AM   #32
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It's hard to tell for sure because of all of the Saran Wrap, but I'm pretty sure I fucked that chick in Tijuana last summer...watch out, she's clingy.
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:27 AM   #33
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:30 AM   #34
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:36 AM   #35
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you should drag her along with you on the freeway so you can hit up the carpool lane.

Then stuff the bitch in the trunk when she's served her purpose.

thats what I say.
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Old 04-02-2008, 11:31 AM   #36
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ok, question. Why would someone actually buy a real doll? Makes no sense to me at all. Real human interaction beats a rag doll.
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Old 04-02-2008, 11:41 AM   #37
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come to Costa Rica for 7k you can have a lot of fun !!!
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