WTF? My new g/f shows up unexpectedly!

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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #1

    WTF? My new g/f shows up unexpectedly!

    I had no idea UPS delivered on Sunday.


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  • aico
    Moo Moo Cow
    • Mar 2004
    • 14748

    #2
    lol, you ordered a real doll? Fleshlights are much cheaper.

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    • Xplicit
      Confirmed User
      • May 2003
      • 3558

      #3
      I dont get how that doesnt seem like fucking a dead body.

      ...a fake dead body at that.

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      • L-Pink
        working on my tan
        • Mar 2005
        • 39151

        #4
        Originally posted by aico
        lol, you ordered a real doll? Fleshlights are much cheaper.
        Yea but you can't slap around a fleshlight.

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        • RevengeBucks_Monica
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2007
          • 775

          #5
          Originally posted by Xplicit
          I dont get how that doesnt seem like fucking a dead body.

          ...a fake dead body at that.
          Maybe that's the idea...
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          • L-Pink
            working on my tan
            • Mar 2005
            • 39151

            #6
            Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the freight company wanted you to check for damages.

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            • Iron Fist
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 23400

              #7
              Originally posted by L-Pink
              Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the freight company wanted you to check for damages.
              Um... why is her asshole damaged?
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              • Sosa
                In Tushy Land
                • Oct 2002
                • 40149

                #8
                lol fuck her good!

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                • aico
                  Moo Moo Cow
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 14748

                  #9
                  I bet she has fake tits.

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                  • Jdoughs
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 5794

                    #10
                    Originally posted by L-Pink
                    Yea but you can't slap around a fleshlight.
                    For maximum effect, you slap her with the Fleshlight.
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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978

                      #11
                      Does she give good head?

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                      • tony299
                        lurker
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 57021

                        #12
                        damn dont those things weight like 110 lbs ?

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                        • pornask
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 6518

                          #13
                          is she Japanese?

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                          • NinjaSteve
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 11089

                            #14
                            I can't believe she was smothered in saran wrap!
                            ...

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                            • Sveindt Beindt
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 1853

                              #15
                              And she dont drink you beer

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                              • Vick!
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 6882

                                #16
                                does she cook?
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                                • Fap
                                  Just Du It
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 12094

                                  #17
                                  is that a real dolll?

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                                  • DjiXas
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 1108

                                    #18
                                    She looks so lonely. lOL

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                                    • Bojangles
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2007
                                      • 5419

                                      #19
                                      Lol. Niceness.

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                                      • VeriSexy
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                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 25463

                                        #20
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                                        • V_RocKs
                                          Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 32448

                                          #21
                                          I'd hit it, 2x's!

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                                          • nico-t
                                            emperor of my world
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 29901

                                            #22
                                            lol.... as i remember them from tv those things cost about $10k right?

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                                            • AssPirate
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 2135

                                              #23
                                              wow...if that's really $10k then you should work it and make it worth the money that you spend...

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                                              • Michaelious
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 6720

                                                #24
                                                Should pimp the fake bitch out!

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                                                • G.A.F
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                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 370

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                  Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the freight company wanted you to check for damages.
                                                  Ha Ha Ha! That would have been hilarious.

                                                  Your girlfriend seems the quiet type. Don't think she has much to say...
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                                                  • Farang
                                                    one sick puppy
                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                    • 11711

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by nico-t
                                                    lol.... as i remember them from tv those things cost about $10k right?
                                                    $10k can buy some nice hookers
                                                    fbm

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                                                    • Lace
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 16116

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by nico-t
                                                      lol.... as i remember them from tv those things cost about $10k right?
                                                      www.realdoll.com about $6500 for the doll + $500 shipping. So around 7k or so...also depending on your options chosen.
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                                                      • tranza
                                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 57559

                                                        #28
                                                        That's just sad...
                                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                                        • Jens Van Assterdam
                                                          The Dupre Pimp
                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                          • 6677

                                                          #29
                                                          loooooool have fun
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                                                          • bobby666
                                                            boots are my religion
                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 21765

                                                            #30
                                                            which language is she speaking ?

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                                                            • D Ghost
                                                              null
                                                              • May 2006
                                                              • 9819

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pornask
                                                              is she Japanese?

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                                                              • Xniphobe
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2008
                                                                • 295

                                                                #32
                                                                It's hard to tell for sure because of all of the Saran Wrap, but I'm pretty sure I fucked that chick in Tijuana last summer...watch out, she's clingy.

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                                                                • J. Falcon
                                                                  www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                  • 31587

                                                                  #33
                                                                  thats creepy to say the least
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                                                                  • Fizzgig
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                    • 9649

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Don't listen to them. That's one HOT sex toy!
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                                                                    • Penny Flame
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2008
                                                                      • 729

                                                                      #35
                                                                      you should drag her along with you on the freeway so you can hit up the carpool lane.

                                                                      Then stuff the bitch in the trunk when she's served her purpose.

                                                                      thats what I say.
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                                                                      • firecracker
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2007
                                                                        • 653

                                                                        #36
                                                                        ok, question. Why would someone actually buy a real doll? Makes no sense to me at all. Real human interaction beats a rag doll.
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                                                                        • CherryLipsRosa
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 3603

                                                                          #37
                                                                          come to Costa Rica for 7k you can have a lot of fun !!!
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