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L-Pink 03-02-2008 05:00 PM
WTF? My new g/f shows up unexpectedly!
 
I had no idea UPS delivered on Sunday.


.http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i2...ndygirlbox.jpg

aico 03-02-2008 05:04 PM
lol, you ordered a real doll? Fleshlights are much cheaper.

Xplicit 03-02-2008 05:05 PM
I dont get how that doesnt seem like fucking a dead body.

...a fake dead body at that.

L-Pink 03-02-2008 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aico (Post 13859216)
lol, you ordered a real doll? Fleshlights are much cheaper.
Yea but you can't slap around a fleshlight.

RevengeBucks_Monica 03-02-2008 05:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xplicit (Post 13859222)
I dont get how that doesnt seem like fucking a dead body.

...a fake dead body at that.
Maybe that's the idea...

L-Pink 03-02-2008 05:10 PM
Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the freight company wanted you to check for damages.

Iron Fist 03-02-2008 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13859249)
Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the freight company wanted you to check for damages.
Um... why is her asshole damaged? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sosa 03-02-2008 07:53 PM
lol fuck her good!

aico 03-02-2008 07:56 PM
I bet she has fake tits.

Jdoughs 03-02-2008 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13859227)
Yea but you can't slap around a fleshlight.
For maximum effect, you slap her with the Fleshlight.

Spunky 03-02-2008 08:01 PM
Does she give good head?

tony286 03-02-2008 08:05 PM
damn dont those things weight like 110 lbs ?

pornask 03-02-2008 08:11 PM
is she Japanese?

NinjaSteve 03-02-2008 08:23 PM
I can't believe she was smothered in saran wrap!

Sveindt Beindt 03-02-2008 08:37 PM
And she dont drink you beer :1orglaugh

Vick! 03-02-2008 10:04 PM
does she cook?

Fap 03-03-2008 01:01 AM
is that a real dolll?

DjiXas 03-03-2008 01:37 AM
She looks so lonely. lOL

Bojangles 03-03-2008 01:57 AM
Lol. Niceness.

VeriSexy 03-03-2008 03:00 AM
How much did that cost ya?

V_RocKs 03-03-2008 03:14 AM
I'd hit it, 2x's!

nico-t 03-03-2008 06:47 AM
lol.... as i remember them from tv those things cost about $10k right?

AssPirate 03-03-2008 07:21 AM
wow...if that's really $10k then you should work it and make it worth the money that you spend...

Michaelious 04-01-2008 06:27 AM
Should pimp the fake bitch out!

G.A.F 04-01-2008 06:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13859249)
Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the freight company wanted you to check for damages.
Ha Ha Ha! That would have been hilarious.

Your girlfriend seems the quiet type. Don't think she has much to say... :pimp :1orglaugh

Farang 04-01-2008 07:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 13861017)
lol.... as i remember them from tv those things cost about $10k right?
$10k can buy some nice hookers

Lace 04-01-2008 07:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 13861017)
lol.... as i remember them from tv those things cost about $10k right?
www.realdoll.com about $6500 for the doll + $500 shipping. So around 7k or so...also depending on your options chosen.

tranza 04-01-2008 07:11 AM
That's just sad...

Jens Van Assterdam 04-01-2008 07:14 AM
loooooool have fun :)

bobby666 04-01-2008 08:56 AM
which language is she speaking ?

D Ghost 04-01-2008 09:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13859737)
is she Japanese?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Xniphobe 04-01-2008 09:21 AM
It's hard to tell for sure because of all of the Saran Wrap, but I'm pretty sure I fucked that chick in Tijuana last summer...watch out, she's clingy.

J. Falcon 04-01-2008 09:27 AM
thats creepy to say the least

Fizzgig 04-01-2008 09:30 AM
Don't listen to them. That's one HOT sex toy!

Penny Flame 04-01-2008 09:36 AM
you should drag her along with you on the freeway so you can hit up the carpool lane.

Then stuff the bitch in the trunk when she's served her purpose.

thats what I say.

firecracker 04-02-2008 11:31 AM
ok, question. Why would someone actually buy a real doll? Makes no sense to me at all. Real human interaction beats a rag doll.

CherryLipsRosa 04-02-2008 11:41 AM
come to Costa Rica for 7k you can have a lot of fun !!!


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