They are basically off Bart's (The Simpsons) prank calls but I laughed
Anyone have more?
http://nerdnirvana.org/2006/04/21/fu...all-names-a-j/
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* Aaron Thetires (Air in the Tires)
* Abe Rudder (Hey Brother)
* Abbie Birthday (Happy Birthday)
* Abel N. Willan (Able and Willing)
* Achilles Punks (I?ll Kill These Punks)
* Adam Bomb (Atom Bomb)
* Adam Meway (Out of My Way)
* Adam Sapple (Adam?s Apple)
* Adolf Oliver Nippils (Ate Off All Of Her Nipples)
* Al B. Zienya (I?ll Be Seeing You)
* Al DePantzeu (I?ll De-Pants You)
* Al Gore-Rythim (Algorithym)
* Al Kaholic (Alcoholic)
* Al Kaseltzer (Alkaseltzer)
* Al Kickurass (I?ll Kick Your Ass)
* Al Killeu (I?ll Kill You)
* Al Luminum (Aluminum)
* Al Nino (El Nino)
* Al O?Moaney (Alimony)
* Alpha Kenny Wun (I?ll Fuck Anyone)
* Alec Tricity (Electricity)
* Alex Blaine Layder (I?ll Explain Later)
* Alf Abet (Alphabet)
* Ali Gator (Ali Gator)
* Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina)
* Amanda B. Recandwithe (A Man to Be Reckoned With)
* Amanda Lay (A Man To Lay)
* Amanda Hugnkiss (A Man to Hug and Kiss)
* Andy Gravity (Anti-Gravity)
* Andy Structible (Indestructible)
* Anita Cock (I need a cock)
* Anita Bath (I Need A Bath)
* Anita Hoare (I Need A Whore)
* Ann B. Dextrous (Ambidextrous)
* Ann Chovie (Anchovy)
* Ann Tartica (Antartica)
* Anna Linjection (Anal Injection)
* Anna Mull (Animal)
* Anna Rexiya (Anorexia)
* Anne T. Lope (Antelope)
* Annie Buddyhome (Anybody Home)
* Annie Mah (Enema)
* Ariel Hassle (A Real Hassle)
* Artie Choke (Artichoke)
* Aunty Biotic (Anti-Biotic)
* Ayma Dommy (I?m A Dummy)
* Ayma Moron (I?m a Moron)
* Barb Dwyer (Barbed Wire)
* Barb E. Cue (Barbecue)
* Barry D?Alive (Buried Alive)
* Barry D. Hatchett (Bury the Hatchett)
* Barry Shmelly (Very Smelly)
* Bart Ender (Bartender)
* Bea O?Problem (B.O. Problem)
* Bea Sting (Bee Sting)
* Beau Vine (Bovine)
* Ben Crobbery (Bank Robbery)
* Ben Dover (Bend Over)
* Ben O?Drill (Benadryl)
* Ben Thair (Been There)
* Ben Lyon (Been lieing)
* Bess Twishes (Best Wishes)
* Betty Bangzer (Bet He Bangs Her)
* Betty Beatzer (Bet He Beats Her)
* Betty Humpser (Bet He Humps Her)
* Bill Board (Billboard)
* Bill Ding (Building)
* Bill Leeake (Belly Ache)
* Bill Lowney (Bologna)
* Bjorn Free (Born Free)
* Bo Nessround (Bonus Round)
* Bob Frapples (Bob for Apples)
* Bowen Arrow (Bow and Arrow)
* Boyd Schidt (Bird Shit)
* Brice Tagg (Price Tag)
* Brighton Early (Bright and Early)
* Brook Lynn Bridge (Brooklyn Bridge)
* Bud Weiser (Budweiser)
* Burnedette Down (Burnt it Down)
* Buster Cherry (Bust her Cherry)
* Buster Hymen (Bust her Hymen)
* Cal Culator (Calculator?duh)
* Cal Efornia (California)
* Cal Seeium (Calcium)
* Candice B. DePlace (Can This Be The Place)
* Candice B. Fureal (Can This Be For Real)
* Carl Arm (Car Alarm)
* Carlotta Tendant (Car Lot Attendant)
* Carra S. Midown (Caress Me Down)
* Carrie DeKoffin (Carry the Coffin)
* Carrie Oakey (Karaoke)
* Carson O. Gin (Carcinogen)
* Casey Deeya (Quesadilla)
* Casey Needzit (In Case He Needs It)
* Chad Terbocks (Chatterbox)
* Chanda Lear (Chandalear)
* Chi Spurger (Cheeseburger)
* Chris Ko (Crisco)
* Chris Mass (Christmas)
* Chris P. Nugget (Crispy Nugget)
* Chuck Mysak (Chuck My Sack)
* Chuck Roast (Hmmm?Chuck Roast?)
* Claire DeAir (Clear the Air)
* Clara Nett (Clarinet)
* Clara Sabell (Clear as a Bell)
* Claude N. Skretchem (Clawed and Scratched Them)
* Clint Toris (Clitoris)
* Cody Pendant (Co-Dependant)
* Cole Kutz (Cold cuts) See
* Colette A. Day
* Colin Allcars (Calling all Cars)
* Colleen Cardd (Calling Card)
* Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus)
* Craig Potz (Crackpots)
* Craven Moorehead (Craving More Head)
* Crystal Ball (Crystal Ball)
* Curt N. Rodd (Curtain Rod)
* Curt Zee (Curtsy)
* Cy Burns (Sideburns)
* Cy Kosis (Psychosis)
* Dale E. Bread (Daily Bread)
* Dan D. Lyon (Dandelion)
* Dan Druff (Dandruff)
* Dan Geruss (Dangerous)
* Dan Gleebitz (Dangly Bits)
* Danielle Soloud (Don?t Yell So Loud)
* Darius Lesgettham (There He Is, Let?s Get Him)
* Darrell B. Moore (There?ll be More)
* Daryl Lect (Derelict)
* Dawn Keebals (Donkey Balls)
* Dee Capitated (Decapitated)
* Dee Faced (Defaced)
* Dee Sember (December)
* Dennis Toffice (Dentist Office)
* Denny Juan Heredatt (Did Anyone Hear That?)
* Des Buratto (Desperado)
* Diane Toluvia (Dyin? to Love Ya)
* Di O?Bolic (Diobolic)
* Dick Cumoff (Dick Come Off)
* Dick Gozinia (Dick Goes In Ya)
* Dick Head (Uhhh?Dick Head)
* Dick N. Cider (Dick Inside Her)
* Dick Zucker (Dick Sucker?You Know Who You Are)
* Dick Tater (Dictator)
* Didi Reelydoit (Did He Really Do It?)
* Dinah Sore (Dinosaur)
* Doll R. Bill?(Dollar Bill)
* Don Thatt (Done That)
* Doug Graves (Dug Graves)
* Douglas S. Halfempty (The Glass is Half Empty)
* Drew Blood (Drew Blood)
* Drew Peacock (Droopy Cock)
* Duane DeVane (Drain the Vain)
* Dustin D. Furniture (Dusting the Furniture)
* Dwayne Pipes (Drain Pipes)
* Dylan Weed (Dealin? Weed)
* Earl E. Byrd (Early Bird)
* Eda Dick (Eat a dick)
* Ed Ible (Edible)
* Ed Jewcation (Education)
* Ed Venture (Adventure)
* Eileen Dover (I Leaned Over)
* Ella Vader (Elevator)
* Elle O?Quent (Eloquent)
* Ellie Noise (Illinois)
* Ellis Dee (L.S.D)
* Elmer Sklue (Elmer?s Glue)
* Emma Roids (Hemorrhoids)
* Eric Shun (Erection)
* Evan Lee Arps (Heavenly Harps)
* Evans Gayte (Heavan?s Gate)
* Eve Hill (Evil)
* Eve Ning (Evening)
* Eve O?Lution (Evolution)
* Ewan Whatarmy (You and What Army?)
* Faye Kinnitt (Faking It)
* Faye Slift (Face Lift)
* Faye Tallity (Fatality)
* Fletcher Bisceps (Flex Your Bisceps)
* Frank Furter (Frankfurter)
* Freida Convict (Free the Convict)
* Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein)
* Gabe Asher (Gay Basher)
* Gabe Barr (Gay Bar)
* Gene E. Yuss (Genius)
* Gene Poole (Gene Pool)
* Ginger Vitis (Gingervitis)
* Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell)
* Gladys Eeya (Glad to See Ya)
* Gus Comzadia (Gas Comes Outta Ya)
* Gus Tofwin (Gust of Wind)
* Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah)
* Hal Jalikakick (How?d ya like a kick)
* Hammond Eggs (Ham and Eggs)
* Hank E. Panky (Hanky Panky)
* Harmon Ikka (Harmonica)
* Harris Mint (Harassment)
* Harrison Fire (Hair is on Fire)
* Harry Balzac (Hairy Ball Sack)
* Harry Weiner (Hairy Wiener)
* Hayden Seek (Hide & Seek)
* Haywood Jablowme (Hey, Would You Blow Me?)
* Haywood Jashootmee (Hey Would You Shoot Me?)
* Hein Noon (High Noon)
* Helen Back (Hell and Back)
* Helena Hanbaskett (Hell In A Hand Basket)
* Henador Titzhoff (He Gnawed Her Tits Off)
* Herbie Hind (Her Behind)
* Herb E. Side (Herbiside)
* Herbie Voor (Herbivore)
* Holden Mcgroin (Holding My Groin)
* Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn)
* Holly Wood (Hollywood)
* Homan Provement (Home Improvent)
* Homer Sexual (Homosexual)
* Howard I. No (How Would I Know?)
* Howe D. Pardner (Howdy Partner)
* Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo?)
* Huang Annsaw (Wrong Answer)
* Hugh Beeotch (You Bitch)
* Hugh deMann (You Da Man!)
* Hugh G. Rection (Huge Erection)
* Hugh Jass (Huge Ass)
* Hugh Mungous (Humungous)
* Hugo First (You Go First)
* Hy Gene (Hygiene)
* Ida Hoe (Idaho)
* Ida Whana (I Don?t Want to)
* Igor Beaver (Eager Beaver)
* Ilene Dover (I Leaned Over)
* Ima B. Leever (I?m A Believer)
* I.P. Freehly (I Pee Freely)
* Ira Fuse (I Refuse)
* I. Ron Stomach (Iron Stomach)
* Ivana Humpalot (I Want to Hump A Lot)
* Ivan Itchinanus (I Hate an Itching Anus)
* Ivana Kutchukokoff (I Wanna Cut Your Cock Off)
* Ivana Tinkle ( I Want to Tinkle)
* Izzy Backyet (Is He Back Yet?)
* Izzy Cumming (Is He Cumming)
* Jack Dupp (Jacked Up)
* Jack Koff (Jack Off)
* Jack Pot (Jackpot!)
* Jacques Strap (Jock Strap)
* Jan U. Wharry (January)
* Jane Linkfence (Chainlink Fence)
* Jaqueline Hyde (Jekyll and Hyde)
* Jawana Die (Do Ya Wanna Die?)
* Jay Walker (Uhhh?Jay Walker)
* Jeanette Akenja-Nearing (Genetic Engineering)
* Jed I. Knight (Jedi Knight)
* Jeff Healitt (Did Ya Feel It?)
* Jenny Tull (Genital)
* Jerry Atrics (Geriatrics)
* Jim Nasium (Gymnasium)
* Joanna Hand (D?ya Want a Hand?)
* Joe Czarfunee (Jokes Are Funny)
* Joe King (Joking)
* Jose Frayed (Who?s Afraid)
* Juan De Hattatime(One Day at a Time)
* Juan Fortharoad (One For the Road)
* Juan Nightstand (One Night Stant)
* Juana Bea (Wanna-Be)
* Justin Case (Just in Case)
* Justin Credible (Just Incredible)
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02-12-2008, 04:48 PM
Funny Prank Call Names
