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  • minddust
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 2438

    #1

    Funny Prank Call Names

    They are basically off Bart's (The Simpsons) prank calls but I laughed

    Anyone have more?

    http://nerdnirvana.org/2006/04/21/fu...all-names-a-j/

    * Aaron Thetires (Air in the Tires)
    * Abe Rudder (Hey Brother)
    * Abbie Birthday (Happy Birthday)
    * Abel N. Willan (Able and Willing)
    * Achilles Punks (I?ll Kill These Punks)
    * Adam Bomb (Atom Bomb)
    * Adam Meway (Out of My Way)
    * Adam Sapple (Adam?s Apple)
    * Adolf Oliver Nippils (Ate Off All Of Her Nipples)
    * Al B. Zienya (I?ll Be Seeing You)
    * Al DePantzeu (I?ll De-Pants You)
    * Al Gore-Rythim (Algorithym)
    * Al Kaholic (Alcoholic)
    * Al Kaseltzer (Alkaseltzer)
    * Al Kickurass (I?ll Kick Your Ass)
    * Al Killeu (I?ll Kill You)
    * Al Luminum (Aluminum)
    * Al Nino (El Nino)
    * Al O?Moaney (Alimony)
    * Alpha Kenny Wun (I?ll Fuck Anyone)
    * Alec Tricity (Electricity)
    * Alex Blaine Layder (I?ll Explain Later)
    * Alf Abet (Alphabet)
    * Ali Gator (Ali Gator)
    * Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina)
    * Amanda B. Recandwithe (A Man to Be Reckoned With)
    * Amanda Lay (A Man To Lay)
    * Amanda Hugnkiss (A Man to Hug and Kiss)
    * Andy Gravity (Anti-Gravity)
    * Andy Structible (Indestructible)
    * Anita Cock (I need a cock)
    * Anita Bath (I Need A Bath)
    * Anita Hoare (I Need A Whore)
    * Ann B. Dextrous (Ambidextrous)
    * Ann Chovie (Anchovy)
    * Ann Tartica (Antartica)
    * Anna Linjection (Anal Injection)
    * Anna Mull (Animal)
    * Anna Rexiya (Anorexia)
    * Anne T. Lope (Antelope)
    * Annie Buddyhome (Anybody Home)
    * Annie Mah (Enema)
    * Ariel Hassle (A Real Hassle)
    * Artie Choke (Artichoke)
    * Aunty Biotic (Anti-Biotic)
    * Ayma Dommy (I?m A Dummy)
    * Ayma Moron (I?m a Moron)
    * Barb Dwyer (Barbed Wire)
    * Barb E. Cue (Barbecue)
    * Barry D?Alive (Buried Alive)
    * Barry D. Hatchett (Bury the Hatchett)
    * Barry Shmelly (Very Smelly)
    * Bart Ender (Bartender)
    * Bea O?Problem (B.O. Problem)
    * Bea Sting (Bee Sting)
    * Beau Vine (Bovine)
    * Ben Crobbery (Bank Robbery)
    * Ben Dover (Bend Over)
    * Ben O?Drill (Benadryl)
    * Ben Thair (Been There)
    * Ben Lyon (Been lieing)
    * Bess Twishes (Best Wishes)
    * Betty Bangzer (Bet He Bangs Her)
    * Betty Beatzer (Bet He Beats Her)
    * Betty Humpser (Bet He Humps Her)
    * Bill Board (Billboard)
    * Bill Ding (Building)
    * Bill Leeake (Belly Ache)
    * Bill Lowney (Bologna)
    * Bjorn Free (Born Free)
    * Bo Nessround (Bonus Round)
    * Bob Frapples (Bob for Apples)
    * Bowen Arrow (Bow and Arrow)
    * Boyd Schidt (Bird Shit)
    * Brice Tagg (Price Tag)
    * Brighton Early (Bright and Early)
    * Brook Lynn Bridge (Brooklyn Bridge)
    * Bud Weiser (Budweiser)
    * Burnedette Down (Burnt it Down)
    * Buster Cherry (Bust her Cherry)
    * Buster Hymen (Bust her Hymen)
    * Cal Culator (Calculator?duh)
    * Cal Efornia (California)
    * Cal Seeium (Calcium)
    * Candice B. DePlace (Can This Be The Place)
    * Candice B. Fureal (Can This Be For Real)
    * Carl Arm (Car Alarm)
    * Carlotta Tendant (Car Lot Attendant)
    * Carra S. Midown (Caress Me Down)
    * Carrie DeKoffin (Carry the Coffin)
    * Carrie Oakey (Karaoke)
    * Carson O. Gin (Carcinogen)
    * Casey Deeya (Quesadilla)
    * Casey Needzit (In Case He Needs It)
    * Chad Terbocks (Chatterbox)
    * Chanda Lear (Chandalear)
    * Chi Spurger (Cheeseburger)
    * Chris Ko (Crisco)
    * Chris Mass (Christmas)
    * Chris P. Nugget (Crispy Nugget)
    * Chuck Mysak (Chuck My Sack)
    * Chuck Roast (Hmmm?Chuck Roast?)
    * Claire DeAir (Clear the Air)
    * Clara Nett (Clarinet)
    * Clara Sabell (Clear as a Bell)
    * Claude N. Skretchem (Clawed and Scratched Them)
    * Clint Toris (Clitoris)
    * Cody Pendant (Co-Dependant)
    * Cole Kutz (Cold cuts) See
    * Colette A. Day
    * Colin Allcars (Calling all Cars)
    * Colleen Cardd (Calling Card)
    * Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus)
    * Craig Potz (Crackpots)
    * Craven Moorehead (Craving More Head)
    * Crystal Ball (Crystal Ball)
    * Curt N. Rodd (Curtain Rod)
    * Curt Zee (Curtsy)
    * Cy Burns (Sideburns)
    * Cy Kosis (Psychosis)
    * Dale E. Bread (Daily Bread)
    * Dan D. Lyon (Dandelion)
    * Dan Druff (Dandruff)
    * Dan Geruss (Dangerous)
    * Dan Gleebitz (Dangly Bits)
    * Danielle Soloud (Don?t Yell So Loud)
    * Darius Lesgettham (There He Is, Let?s Get Him)
    * Darrell B. Moore (There?ll be More)
    * Daryl Lect (Derelict)
    * Dawn Keebals (Donkey Balls)
    * Dee Capitated (Decapitated)
    * Dee Faced (Defaced)
    * Dee Sember (December)
    * Dennis Toffice (Dentist Office)
    * Denny Juan Heredatt (Did Anyone Hear That?)
    * Des Buratto (Desperado)
    * Diane Toluvia (Dyin? to Love Ya)
    * Di O?Bolic (Diobolic)
    * Dick Cumoff (Dick Come Off)
    * Dick Gozinia (Dick Goes In Ya)
    * Dick Head (Uhhh?Dick Head)
    * Dick N. Cider (Dick Inside Her)
    * Dick Zucker (Dick Sucker?You Know Who You Are)
    * Dick Tater (Dictator)
    * Didi Reelydoit (Did He Really Do It?)
    * Dinah Sore (Dinosaur)
    * Doll R. Bill?(Dollar Bill)
    * Don Thatt (Done That)
    * Doug Graves (Dug Graves)
    * Douglas S. Halfempty (The Glass is Half Empty)
    * Drew Blood (Drew Blood)
    * Drew Peacock (Droopy Cock)
    * Duane DeVane (Drain the Vain)
    * Dustin D. Furniture (Dusting the Furniture)
    * Dwayne Pipes (Drain Pipes)
    * Dylan Weed (Dealin? Weed)
    * Earl E. Byrd (Early Bird)
    * Eda Dick (Eat a dick)
    * Ed Ible (Edible)
    * Ed Jewcation (Education)
    * Ed Venture (Adventure)
    * Eileen Dover (I Leaned Over)
    * Ella Vader (Elevator)
    * Elle O?Quent (Eloquent)
    * Ellie Noise (Illinois)
    * Ellis Dee (L.S.D)
    * Elmer Sklue (Elmer?s Glue)
    * Emma Roids (Hemorrhoids)
    * Eric Shun (Erection)
    * Evan Lee Arps (Heavenly Harps)
    * Evans Gayte (Heavan?s Gate)
    * Eve Hill (Evil)
    * Eve Ning (Evening)
    * Eve O?Lution (Evolution)
    * Ewan Whatarmy (You and What Army?)
    * Faye Kinnitt (Faking It)
    * Faye Slift (Face Lift)
    * Faye Tallity (Fatality)
    * Fletcher Bisceps (Flex Your Bisceps)
    * Frank Furter (Frankfurter)
    * Freida Convict (Free the Convict)
    * Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein)
    * Gabe Asher (Gay Basher)
    * Gabe Barr (Gay Bar)
    * Gene E. Yuss (Genius)
    * Gene Poole (Gene Pool)
    * Ginger Vitis (Gingervitis)
    * Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell)
    * Gladys Eeya (Glad to See Ya)
    * Gus Comzadia (Gas Comes Outta Ya)
    * Gus Tofwin (Gust of Wind)
    * Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah)
    * Hal Jalikakick (How?d ya like a kick)
    * Hammond Eggs (Ham and Eggs)
    * Hank E. Panky (Hanky Panky)
    * Harmon Ikka (Harmonica)
    * Harris Mint (Harassment)
    * Harrison Fire (Hair is on Fire)
    * Harry Balzac (Hairy Ball Sack)
    * Harry Weiner (Hairy Wiener)
    * Hayden Seek (Hide & Seek)
    * Haywood Jablowme (Hey, Would You Blow Me?)
    * Haywood Jashootmee (Hey Would You Shoot Me?)
    * Hein Noon (High Noon)
    * Helen Back (Hell and Back)
    * Helena Hanbaskett (Hell In A Hand Basket)
    * Henador Titzhoff (He Gnawed Her Tits Off)
    * Herbie Hind (Her Behind)
    * Herb E. Side (Herbiside)
    * Herbie Voor (Herbivore)
    * Holden Mcgroin (Holding My Groin)
    * Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn)
    * Holly Wood (Hollywood)
    * Homan Provement (Home Improvent)
    * Homer Sexual (Homosexual)
    * Howard I. No (How Would I Know?)
    * Howe D. Pardner (Howdy Partner)
    * Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo?)
    * Huang Annsaw (Wrong Answer)
    * Hugh Beeotch (You Bitch)
    * Hugh deMann (You Da Man!)
    * Hugh G. Rection (Huge Erection)
    * Hugh Jass (Huge Ass)
    * Hugh Mungous (Humungous)
    * Hugo First (You Go First)
    * Hy Gene (Hygiene)
    * Ida Hoe (Idaho)
    * Ida Whana (I Don?t Want to)
    * Igor Beaver (Eager Beaver)
    * Ilene Dover (I Leaned Over)
    * Ima B. Leever (I?m A Believer)
    * I.P. Freehly (I Pee Freely)
    * Ira Fuse (I Refuse)
    * I. Ron Stomach (Iron Stomach)
    * Ivana Humpalot (I Want to Hump A Lot)
    * Ivan Itchinanus (I Hate an Itching Anus)
    * Ivana Kutchukokoff (I Wanna Cut Your Cock Off)
    * Ivana Tinkle ( I Want to Tinkle)
    * Izzy Backyet (Is He Back Yet?)
    * Izzy Cumming (Is He Cumming)
    * Jack Dupp (Jacked Up)
    * Jack Koff (Jack Off)
    * Jack Pot (Jackpot!)
    * Jacques Strap (Jock Strap)
    * Jan U. Wharry (January)
    * Jane Linkfence (Chainlink Fence)
    * Jaqueline Hyde (Jekyll and Hyde)
    * Jawana Die (Do Ya Wanna Die?)
    * Jay Walker (Uhhh?Jay Walker)
    * Jeanette Akenja-Nearing (Genetic Engineering)
    * Jed I. Knight (Jedi Knight)
    * Jeff Healitt (Did Ya Feel It?)
    * Jenny Tull (Genital)
    * Jerry Atrics (Geriatrics)
    * Jim Nasium (Gymnasium)
    * Joanna Hand (D?ya Want a Hand?)
    * Joe Czarfunee (Jokes Are Funny)
    * Joe King (Joking)
    * Jose Frayed (Who?s Afraid)
    * Juan De Hattatime(One Day at a Time)
    * Juan Fortharoad (One For the Road)
    * Juan Nightstand (One Night Stant)
    * Juana Bea (Wanna-Be)
    * Justin Case (Just in Case)
    * Justin Credible (Just Incredible)
  • Skillz Unlimited
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 1541

    #2
    You've got to have something better to do.

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