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MaDalton · 01-09-2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack

That's much better than a "lets kill myself" thing... Fuck it is much easier to deal with.

It's been a while man..When things smooth out, get in touch with me. It's been too long!

i hope he doesn't take your custom title personally

tony286 · 01-09-2008, 07:23 PM

How broken up can you get if you asked her to leave?

NosMo · 01-09-2008, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

I fucking loved that shower curtain, man. That shower curtain really tied the room together...

NosMo

Profits of Doom · 01-09-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by NosMo

NosMo

I'm glad someone got that

Thee Johnclave · 01-09-2008, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

I'm glad someone got that

He beat me to it. Fuckin' carpet pissers.

L-Pink · 01-09-2008, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Over the next few weeks watch your health. Go out of your way to eat right, don't drink to much, keep the house very clean. Good luck, Lee

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

She's out of your life. The quickest way to move on is to start dating/banging again. You can't do that if you turn into a fat drunk slob. You also don't want it to affect your work.

I've seen to many guys quickly become exactly what girls don't want. Post make more sense now?

slapass · 01-09-2008, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

I fucking loved that shower curtain, man. That shower curtain really tied the room together...

she didn't get the shower curtain as we do not have one. Glass doors but I am fucked up and other things are good so what the fuck. Pretty weird to lose the best GF of your entire life and know you will never have the same again but I can't live with her fuck....

Boa noite meus amigos!!!

slapass · 01-09-2008, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

hmmmmmmmmmm

My little rabbit you know you are the one for me. Time for your portugues lesson as this gets them everytime and worked about 20 minutes ago...

vem ca minha putinha!

I have no idea why this is universally accepted.

Mr Pheer · 01-10-2008, 04:15 AM

My bitch didnt take the shower curtain.. but she took the fucking can opener.

You know how you discover that the can opener is gone? You're in the kitchen and you're hungry right.. so you look in the pantry and its like hey wow a can of tuna... so you go to open it...

and then when it suddenly hits you....
Where the fuck is god damn can opener? Oh my god the bitch took it... the fuckin cunt took the fuckin can opener...

So off i go to Walgreens at 3am... and i grab a new can opener.. and the girl at the checkout is looking at me funny cause all i bought was a can opener at 3am.

So I just looked at her and said.. yeah my bitch took my fucking can opener.

At least she got a good laugh out of it

nation-x · 01-10-2008, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

go out. drink heavily. have one night stand.

repeat daily.

problem solved.

This is great advice... worked for me after 2 failed marriages... nothing like new pussy to give you a new perspective!

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ajrocks · 01-10-2008, 07:15 AM

U are better off! Go get a nice hooker! Enjoy, one day another girl will come into your life again. I hear there are lots of them out there.

Holly · 01-10-2008, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

keep the house very clean.

That is, without a doubt, the strangest advice I've ever seen one guy give to another about a break up.

O MARINA · 01-10-2008, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

My little rabbit you know you are the one for me. Time for your portugues lesson as this gets them everytime and worked about 20 minutes ago...

vem ca minha putinha!

I have no idea why this is universally accepted.

rabbit lol
Leave me out of your rebound misery or I will leave you and break the shower glass door if I can't take the shower curtain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shekinah · 01-10-2008, 08:18 AM

Oh man, maybe you did something bad to her that made up her mind... If you still love her.. errr,if you did.. well, go after her and talk about the problem.

themonk · 01-10-2008, 08:31 AM

and u love here ;) haha

slapass · 01-10-2008, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

That is, without a doubt, the strangest advice I've ever seen one guy give to another about a break up.

I work from home which I do not know that he knows but I took it as keep active and don't let shit slide.

slapass · 01-10-2008, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

rabbit lol
Leave me out of your rebound misery or I will leave you and break the shower glass door if I can't take the shower curtain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See now you are a woman I could spark with!

Mirela-superglam · 01-10-2008, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

act like you don't care, she'll go nuts and come back.

If his GF packed and he posts that. I guess he cares...But teh advice is good if you can "act"...

GAMEFINEST · 01-10-2008, 10:50 AM

its all good pimpin

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 01-10-2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

act like you don't care, she'll go nuts and come back.

sometimes true, depending on what he did wrong

Fluid · 01-10-2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Did she take the shower curtain?

Back in 2000 I was with a girl that I had lived with for a few years. We didn't really ever fight, but we had just become indifferent to each other. We talked about splitting up, but ended up taking a trip to Connecticut, Philadelphia, NYC, and Atlantic City for a week and had a fantastic time, and I thought things were back to normal.

The Monday that we came back we both went to work, and we both got home around the same time. I thought we were going to go out to dinner, and while I was sitting at my computer checking my e-mail I saw her parents and her sister pull up to our house in a moving truck. Fuck, I guess she must be moving out after all.

I was a bit stunned but not really upset, but her dad, who I got along with extremely well, was visibly upset, and when he found out I didn't know he looked like he was going to cry. I helped them load all of her stuff into the truck, even letting her take things she had no business taking (like a very expensive knife and sword collection we amassed together but I paid for), and that was that.

I let her take the TV in the bedroom, so that night I went to Circuit City to get a new one, and when I got back home I was just ready to crash. I go into the bathroom, only to find out she took the fucking shower curtain. FFFUUCCCKKK!!! I had to go back out at almost 1AM to get a fucking shower curtain, and I had to be at work at 7AM.

The funny thing is I had a feeling she was just doing it to try and shake me up, and I told her as she was packing that she better be sure, because once she left I would never, EVER take her back. Sure enough a few weeks later she was calling and e-mailing me saying that she made a mistake, but I had already done my grieving and was not going through it again.

Anyways, I was really just trying to say I hope she didn't take your shower curtain...

damn dude..I'd have fucked her sister if I were you

tranza · 01-10-2008, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

new thread coming soon.. "SPAM ME WITH ESCORT SPONSORS"

Lol. Only on GFY.

mrthumbs · 01-10-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Over the next few weeks watch your health. Go out of your way to eat right, don't drink to much, keep the house very clean. Good luck, Lee

whats up with that type advice? i see that from women evertime..

If i felt on top of the world and started doing THAT id feel horrible in a heartbeat!!!

Profits of Doom · 01-10-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluid

damn dude..I'd have fucked her sister if I were you

If I thought it would've gotten me my shower curtain back I would've

The incident did serve to remind me again how devious women are to each other when it comes to ex's. I'm not saying all guys are this way, but for the most part a guy will stay away from his buddy's ex. I know out of respect to my friendship I won't have anything to do with with a friend's ex, and I like to believe my close friends extend me the same courtesy.

Women, on the other hand, take the bloody chum in the water approach when it comes to their friend's ex. We used to hang out at a lot of goth clubs back then, and the week after the break up I went to one of the clubs we frequented alone and was promptly swarmed by several of her "friends" that went on to tell me how bad she was for me, I deserved better, what am I doing later, etc etc etc.

Mistah Charlie · 01-10-2008, 03:02 PM

Song lyrics? How fucking lame. Song lyrics aren't going to do shit for you son. Also, liquor is a depressive substance, and you feel like shit the next day. People advising you to drink are doing you no favors. Instead, I suggest you fuck as many hookers as you can afford. Pussy got you into this state and it will set you free. If all you can afford is a fleshlight... well, first, that's fucking sad, second... at least you have lots of free passwords.

Hollywood Horwitz · 01-10-2008, 03:08 PM

after Internext you wont even think about her.

dirtysouth · 01-10-2008, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

You are one lucky man.

The truth.

/thread

gornyhuy · 01-10-2008, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Did she take the shower curtain?

Back in 2000 I was with a girl that I had lived with for a few years. We didn't really ever fight, but we had just become indifferent to each other. We talked about splitting up, but ended up taking a trip to Connecticut, Philadelphia, NYC, and Atlantic City for a week and had a fantastic time, and I thought things were back to normal.

The Monday that we came back we both went to work, and we both got home around the same time. I thought we were going to go out to dinner, and while I was sitting at my computer checking my e-mail I saw her parents and her sister pull up to our house in a moving truck. Fuck, I guess she must be moving out after all.

I was a bit stunned but not really upset, but her dad, who I got along with extremely well, was visibly upset, and when he found out I didn't know he looked like he was going to cry. I helped them load all of her stuff into the truck, even letting her take things she had no business taking (like a very expensive knife and sword collection we amassed together but I paid for), and that was that.

I let her take the TV in the bedroom, so that night I went to Circuit City to get a new one, and when I got back home I was just ready to crash. I go into the bathroom, only to find out she took the fucking shower curtain. FFFUUCCCKKK!!! I had to go back out at almost 1AM to get a fucking shower curtain, and I had to be at work at 7AM.

The funny thing is I had a feeling she was just doing it to try and shake me up, and I told her as she was packing that she better be sure, because once she left I would never, EVER take her back. Sure enough a few weeks later she was calling and e-mailing me saying that she made a mistake, but I had already done my grieving and was not going through it again.

Anyways, I was really just trying to say I hope she didn't take your shower curtain...

Classic story!! The shower curtain just puts it way over the top.

gornyhuy · 01-10-2008, 03:19 PM

This friend of mine who is a really nice guy, is in incredible shape physically, and is the most bad-ass martial artist on the fucking planet, was supposedly happily married to this girl. Her parents came to visit, stayed in the house for a long weekend, everyone seemed to have a great time and get along -ate meals together, etc. Tuesday morning he went to work, came home that night, the house was EMPTY and she was gone. No note, no nothing.

Now, THATs fucked up.

She got in touch later for the divorce. Just freaked out and couldn't be married or something. Not sure why? Moved back to Europe.

slapass · 01-10-2008, 04:11 PM

She is back so i will keep last night just between us...

alexg · 01-10-2008, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass

She is back so i will keep last night just between us...

porsche · 01-10-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Did she take the shower curtain?

Back in 2000 I was with a girl that I had lived with for a few years. We didn't really ever fight, but we had just become indifferent to each other. We talked about splitting up, but ended up taking a trip to Connecticut, Philadelphia, NYC, and Atlantic City for a week and had a fantastic time, and I thought things were back to normal.

The Monday that we came back we both went to work, and we both got home around the same time. I thought we were going to go out to dinner, and while I was sitting at my computer checking my e-mail I saw her parents and her sister pull up to our house in a moving truck. Fuck, I guess she must be moving out after all.

I was a bit stunned but not really upset, but her dad, who I got along with extremely well, was visibly upset, and when he found out I didn't know he looked like he was going to cry. I helped them load all of her stuff into the truck, even letting her take things she had no business taking (like a very expensive knife and sword collection we amassed together but I paid for), and that was that.

I let her take the TV in the bedroom, so that night I went to Circuit City to get a new one, and when I got back home I was just ready to crash. I go into the bathroom, only to find out she took the fucking shower curtain. FFFUUCCCKKK!!! I had to go back out at almost 1AM to get a fucking shower curtain, and I had to be at work at 7AM.

The funny thing is I had a feeling she was just doing it to try and shake me up, and I told her as she was packing that she better be sure, because once she left I would never, EVER take her back. Sure enough a few weeks later she was calling and e-mailing me saying that she made a mistake, but I had already done my grieving and was not going through it again.

Anyways, I was really just trying to say I hope she didn't take your shower curtain...

possibly the funniest thing i have heard all day!!!

good for you mate, move on! ;)

madfuck · 01-10-2008, 08:38 PM

thts some fuckin bull shit

CIVMatt · 01-10-2008, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass

fuck.

Sorry to hear it, even if you asked you too, still a life changing event. Have a beer watch some tv, if you wanna log onto our website and rub one out let us know...

tony286 · 01-10-2008, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

This friend of mine who is a really nice guy, is in incredible shape physically, and is the most bad-ass martial artist on the fucking planet, was supposedly happily married to this girl. Her parents came to visit, stayed in the house for a long weekend, everyone seemed to have a great time and get along -ate meals together, etc. Tuesday morning he went to work, came home that night, the house was EMPTY and she was gone. No note, no nothing.

Now, THATs fucked up.

She got in touch later for the divorce. Just freaked out and couldn't be married or something. Not sure why? Moved back to Europe.

We knew a girl who did that to her husband, he was a nice guy. She fucked him the night before and asked him after sex who do you like better the dog or the cat. He said the cat. In the morning she made him breakfast kissed him good bye. He came home after work to find the the house empty and the cat sitting there. He calls my wife wanted to know what happened she had no idea. It was very fucked up, its the chicken shit way.

HouseHead · 01-10-2008, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i told her after having sex with her that it was a one time thing but she just keeps calling me. I'll send her home after i tag her one more time

you found it? .. you mean it still works?

01-10-2008, 04:15 AM	#59
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