My bitch didnt take the shower curtain.. but she took the fucking can opener.
You know how you discover that the can opener is gone? You're in the kitchen and you're hungry right.. so you look in the pantry and its like hey wow a can of tuna... so you go to open it...
and then when it suddenly hits you....
Where the fuck is god damn can opener? Oh my god the bitch took it... the fuckin cunt took the fuckin can opener...
So off i go to Walgreens at 3am... and i grab a new can opener.. and the girl at the checkout is looking at me funny cause all i bought was a can opener at 3am.
So I just looked at her and said.. yeah my bitch took my fucking can opener.
At least she got a good laugh out of it
