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Chris · 12-24-2007, 07:31 PM

gotta love the holiday's

baddog · 12-24-2007, 07:31 PM

Internet marketing

minusonebit · 12-24-2007, 07:33 PM

If you all knew, it would be the best drama this board has EVER seen.

PSSuperstars · 12-24-2007, 07:37 PM

I've started saying Waste Management.. and just giggling.

Chris · 12-24-2007, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Internet marketing

yup standard responce but always leads to more
so alot of the times i just say " computer stuff" if ir eally dont wanna go into talking about google and other stuff.

bns666 · 12-24-2007, 07:43 PM

teh interwebnets stuffs

donkevlar · 12-24-2007, 07:49 PM

Depends who... my mom thinks I have "some internet job".

I actually haven't come across anyone who was offended when I told them

Walrus · 12-24-2007, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Internet marketing

I say that too, but they always ask for more information. I need to get a mainstream site up and running just so that I can use it as a divergence.

jeffrey · 12-24-2007, 07:59 PM

Insurance Sales, NEVER!! any follow up questions to it.

Walrus · 12-24-2007, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

Depends who... my mom thinks I have "some internet job".

I actually haven't come across anyone who was offended when I told them

When you told them the truth? Really? They didn't smirk, nothing? In a country where 53% of the population believes in creationism over evolution you have to be so careful.

sicone · 12-24-2007, 08:08 PM

Most of my family knows what I do

madfuck · 12-24-2007, 08:09 PM

lovin the HOLIDAYS !!!

donkevlar · 12-24-2007, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walrus

When you told them the truth? Really? They didn't smirk, nothing? In a country where 53% of the population believes in creationism over evolution you have to be so careful.

Ohhh Canada!

To be fair I don't talk to many prudes...

The Heron · 12-24-2007, 08:19 PM

Still running my porn sites.

Most people don't care, couple with small brains only remember it and always ask the same boring questions: 'when you bringing some pornstars to the bar?' duh never fuckers

baddog · 12-24-2007, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walrus

I say that too, but they always ask for more information. I need to get a mainstream site up and running just so that I can use it as a divergence.

start talking SEO and their eyes will usually glaze over within two minutes, but don't stop. Keep talking until they excuse themselves and you will never be bothered again.

tony286 · 12-24-2007, 08:47 PM

some know some dont those who dont its internet marketing, multimedia.Their eyes glaze over and its done. lol

spunkmister · 12-24-2007, 08:51 PM

I say Internet Marketing and when they ask more I talk about my mainstream projects, which is more than 60% of my online sites nowadays anyway. A few, including my parents, know that I also promote Adult sites....they didn't approve at first but as long as Im not in the videos I promote I think they can put up with it.

Used to know this guy who would bash me for what I did to my other friends but as soon as the guy needed $4k to help pay off some debt guess who he came running to.

bausch · 12-24-2007, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

some know some dont those who dont its internet marketing, multimedia.Their eyes glaze over and its done. lol

Internet marketing doesn't work, they will ask "what products do you market"?

I have two aunts and two uncles who are all computer science majors and have been working as computer programmers for 10+ years. They aren't stupid... It's hard to bullshit them.

Brian911 · 12-24-2007, 09:01 PM

depends on who's asking ;)

Nicky · 12-24-2007, 09:06 PM

All my friends know, my parents "kinda" know and anyone who ask's at a party or something will hear about Internet marketing focusing on SEO and organic link-building till their ears fall off ^^

tony286 · 12-24-2007, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Internet marketing doesn't work, they will ask "what products do you market"?

I have two aunts and two uncles who are all computer science majors and have been working as computer programmers for 10+ years. They aren't stupid... It's hard to bullshit them.

I have sites that dont do much but it gives them something to play with if they ask more questions.
You cant think of a few products? Your smarter than that or tell the truth. Your not in it you market it.

Barefootsies · 12-24-2007, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

start talking SEO and their eyes will usually glaze over within two minutes, but don't stop. Keep talking until they excuse themselves and you will never be bothered again.

This is very very true.

I've done this to gf's fathers. The car salesman, and countless others. Within 30 seconds they are lost, and in 2 minutes they either 'have to make a call' or some other excuse.

VeriSexy · 12-24-2007, 09:12 PM

Internet Marketing

bausch · 12-24-2007, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

I have sites that dont do much but it gives them something to play with if they ask more questions.
You cant think of a few products? Your smarter than that or tell the truth. Your not in it you market it.

Yes, I'm smarter than that but internet savvy people pry a lot. Once someone who majored in comp sci asked me what I did. I said "internet marketing", and then they started asking me stuff like : "Where do you get your traffic from", what domains do you own etc

american pervert · 12-24-2007, 09:16 PM

i tell them i nothing, which is close enough to the truth.

papill0n · 12-24-2007, 09:26 PM

I sell porn. You got the net on?

Here let me write down a link or 2 for you

Spunky · 12-24-2007, 09:27 PM

I work hard for the man

Vick! · 12-24-2007, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian911

depends on who's asking ;)

Redmanthatcould · 12-24-2007, 10:26 PM

If it gets past the first response, I start drowning them with technical jargon.

pornask · 12-24-2007, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSSuperstars

I've started saying Waste Management.. and just giggling.

you into scat porn

Iron Fist · 12-25-2007, 12:05 AM

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

SecretAsianGirls · 12-25-2007, 01:01 AM

"website design"

... blah blah blah Dreamweaver blah blah blah Photoshop ...

Socks · 12-25-2007, 01:02 AM

I run porn sites, unless it's my wife's family.. In that case I sell insurance online... heh

ultimatebbwdotcom · 12-25-2007, 01:07 AM

I grease teh wheels of teh interlube....if the folks ask, stock photography

Horny Alf · 12-25-2007, 02:27 AM

"web design / search engine marketing"

V_RocKs · 12-25-2007, 02:28 AM

I post here and sig whore.

Damian_Maxcash · 12-25-2007, 02:39 AM

Developing stratagies to maximize the return on investment for affiliate partners in a major internet company.

Eyes glaze over before I have even finished the sentance.

Bojangles · 12-25-2007, 02:41 AM

Everything.

martinsc · 12-25-2007, 02:53 AM

interweb stuff you won't understand....

Meloman · 12-25-2007, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Yes, I'm smarter than that but internet savvy people pry a lot. Once someone who majored in comp sci asked me what I did. I said "internet marketing", and then they started asking me stuff like : "Where do you get your traffic from", what domains do you own etc

1. Get a cheap virtual host account in a seperate place than the adult stuff.
2. Register mainstream domains on seperate registrar too.
3. Create mainstream projects that have adsense/yahoo or other type ppc feeds/ads.

I then say I do "internet marketing & advertising". You can also add in "Google is one of your clients" for effect. You are using Google Adsense after all for income. Throw in some amazon.com, ebay and other popular names.

As far as where you get your traffic from...just keep it vague and say you get traffic from lots of places, search engines etc.

I've never had a problem throwing people off the trail when I needed too and yet still making it sound like I'm doing well. Luckily I don't have many people I need to hide this from.

theS2O · 12-25-2007, 07:09 AM

i do web designs..

i got an online site of mainstream corporate portfolio to back it up anyways..

rayadp05 · 12-25-2007, 07:16 AM

I make my living by shooting content for my website which is ADP Models.com. (see the sig). This is my only job and has been for the last three years. I have also worked for several adult video companies acting in adult videos but the website is my main source of income.

BVF · 12-25-2007, 07:19 AM

"I do internet porn"

Fuck it...I'm 36 years old...I don't care what anybody thinks anymore.

nico-t · 12-25-2007, 07:28 AM

usually just say internet marketing... most of my family knows i do porn, if not my dad will tell em i guess he thinks its pretty funny lol

Walrus · 12-25-2007, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

start talking SEO and their eyes will usually glaze over within two minutes, but don't stop. Keep talking until they excuse themselves and you will never be bothered again.

Great idea. I think I have in some way started doing something similar. I will keep this in mind.

But what about the damage that has already been done? Can anything be done about that? Unfortunately I was really stupid when I first started. I got overexcited that I was making money online and told family members that I was promoting a webcam site.

Babaganoosh · 12-25-2007, 11:43 AM

I just say I am a programmer. When they figure out that they won't understand exactly what it is that I do, the questions usually stop.

[ScreaM] · 12-25-2007, 01:19 PM

I sale short icq numbers.

WarChild · 12-25-2007, 01:21 PM

"I sell traffic on the Internet, sort of like google does."

WarChild · 12-25-2007, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walrus

Great idea. I think I have in some way started doing something similar. I will keep this in mind.

But what about the damage that has already been done? Can anything be done about that? Unfortunately I was really stupid when I first started. I got overexcited that I was making money online and told family members that I was promoting a webcam site.

"Well it's not like I actually make pornography or anything like that. Essentially I am just selling traffic to the highest bidder which is sometimes an adult site. It's the same business model as Google, really.".

L-Pink · 12-25-2007, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

If you all knew, it would be the best drama this board has EVER seen.

I can see your business card now ..... "Professional asshat"

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