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  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880

    #1

    "so what do you do for a living ...... "

    gotta love the holiday's
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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #2
    Internet marketing

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    • minusonebit
      So Fucking Banned
      • Feb 2006
      • 7391

      #3
      If you all knew, it would be the best drama this board has EVER seen.

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      • PSSuperstars
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        • Jan 2006
        • 1477

        #4
        I've started saying Waste Management.. and just giggling.
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        • Chris
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2003
          • 27880

          #5
          Originally posted by baddog
          Internet marketing
          yup standard responce but always leads to more
          so alot of the times i just say " computer stuff" if ir eally dont wanna go into talking about google and other stuff.
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          • bns666
            Confirmed Fetishist
            • Mar 2005
            • 11555

            #6
            teh interwebnets stuffs
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            • donkevlar
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2006
              • 4325

              #7
              Depends who... my mom thinks I have "some internet job".

              I actually haven't come across anyone who was offended when I told them
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              • Walrus
                Confirmed User
                • May 2005
                • 2150

                #8
                Originally posted by baddog
                Internet marketing
                I say that too, but they always ask for more information. I need to get a mainstream site up and running just so that I can use it as a divergence.

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                • jeffrey
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1864

                  #9
                  Insurance Sales, NEVER!! any follow up questions to it.
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                  • Walrus
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2005
                    • 2150

                    #10
                    Originally posted by donkevlar
                    Depends who... my mom thinks I have "some internet job".

                    I actually haven't come across anyone who was offended when I told them
                    When you told them the truth? Really? They didn't smirk, nothing? In a country where 53% of the population believes in creationism over evolution you have to be so careful.

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                    • sicone
                      Retired
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 18453

                      #11
                      Most of my family knows what I do

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                      • madfuck
                        Registered User
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 2032

                        #12
                        lovin the HOLIDAYS !!!

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                        • donkevlar
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4325

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Walrus
                          When you told them the truth? Really? They didn't smirk, nothing? In a country where 53% of the population believes in creationism over evolution you have to be so careful.
                          Ohhh Canada!

                          To be fair I don't talk to many prudes...
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                          • The Heron
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 4496

                            #14
                            Still running my porn sites.

                            Most people don't care, couple with small brains only remember it and always ask the same boring questions: 'when you bringing some pornstars to the bar?' duh never fuckers

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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Walrus
                              I say that too, but they always ask for more information. I need to get a mainstream site up and running just so that I can use it as a divergence.
                              start talking SEO and their eyes will usually glaze over within two minutes, but don't stop. Keep talking until they excuse themselves and you will never be bothered again.

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                              • tony299
                                lurker
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 57021

                                #16
                                some know some dont those who dont its internet marketing, multimedia.Their eyes glaze over and its done. lol

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                                • spunkmister
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 1362

                                  #17
                                  I say Internet Marketing and when they ask more I talk about my mainstream projects, which is more than 60% of my online sites nowadays anyway. A few, including my parents, know that I also promote Adult sites....they didn't approve at first but as long as Im not in the videos I promote I think they can put up with it.

                                  Used to know this guy who would bash me for what I did to my other friends but as soon as the guy needed $4k to help pay off some debt guess who he came running to.

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                                  • bausch
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 3017

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by tony404
                                    some know some dont those who dont its internet marketing, multimedia.Their eyes glaze over and its done. lol
                                    Internet marketing doesn't work, they will ask "what products do you market"?

                                    I have two aunts and two uncles who are all computer science majors and have been working as computer programmers for 10+ years. They aren't stupid... It's hard to bullshit them.

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                                    • Brian911
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 654

                                      #19
                                      depends on who's asking ;)
                                      - Brian
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                                      • Nicky
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 30071

                                        #20
                                        All my friends know, my parents "kinda" know and anyone who ask's at a party or something will hear about Internet marketing focusing on SEO and organic link-building till their ears fall off ^^

                                        gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                        • tony299
                                          lurker
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 57021

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bausch
                                          Internet marketing doesn't work, they will ask "what products do you market"?

                                          I have two aunts and two uncles who are all computer science majors and have been working as computer programmers for 10+ years. They aren't stupid... It's hard to bullshit them.
                                          I have sites that dont do much but it gives them something to play with if they ask more questions.
                                          You cant think of a few products? Your smarter than that or tell the truth. Your not in it you market it.
                                          Last edited by tony286; 12-24-2007, 07:11 PM.

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                                          • Barefootsies
                                            Choice is an Illusion
                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 42635

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                            start talking SEO and their eyes will usually glaze over within two minutes, but don't stop. Keep talking until they excuse themselves and you will never be bothered again.
                                            This is very very true.

                                            I've done this to gf's fathers. The car salesman, and countless others. Within 30 seconds they are lost, and in 2 minutes they either 'have to make a call' or some other excuse.

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                                            • VeriSexy
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                                              • Apr 2002
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                                              #23
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                                              • bausch
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                                                • Jul 2006
                                                • 3017

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by tony404
                                                I have sites that dont do much but it gives them something to play with if they ask more questions.
                                                You cant think of a few products? Your smarter than that or tell the truth. Your not in it you market it.
                                                Yes, I'm smarter than that but internet savvy people pry a lot. Once someone who majored in comp sci asked me what I did. I said "internet marketing", and then they started asking me stuff like : "Where do you get your traffic from", what domains do you own etc

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                                                • american pervert
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                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 6840

                                                  #25
                                                  i tell them i nothing, which is close enough to the truth.
                                                  I can resist everything except temptation

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                                                  • papill0n
                                                    Unregistered Abuser
                                                    • Oct 2007
                                                    • 15547

                                                    #26
                                                    I sell porn. You got the net on?

                                                    Here let me write down a link or 2 for you

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                                                    • Spunky
                                                      I need a beer
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 133987

                                                      #27
                                                      I work hard for the man

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                                                      • Vick!
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                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 6882

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Brian911
                                                        depends on who's asking ;)
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                                                        • Redmanthatcould
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                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 2771

                                                          #29
                                                          If it gets past the first response, I start drowning them with technical jargon.

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                                                          • pornask
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                            • 6518

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by PSSuperstars
                                                            I've started saying Waste Management.. and just giggling.
                                                            you into scat porn

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                                                            • Iron Fist
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                              • 23400

                                                              #31
                                                              HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
                                                              i like waffles

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                                                              • SecretAsianGirls
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                                                                • Jun 2007
                                                                • 58

                                                                #32
                                                                "website design"

                                                                ... blah blah blah Dreamweaver blah blah blah Photoshop ...

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                                                                • Socks
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                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 8475

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I run porn sites, unless it's my wife's family.. In that case I sell insurance online... heh

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                                                                  • ultimatebbwdotcom
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                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                    • 591

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I grease teh wheels of teh interlube....if the folks ask, stock photography
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                                                                    • Horny Alf
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                                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                                      • 863

                                                                      #35
                                                                      "web design / search engine marketing"

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                                                                      • V_RocKs
                                                                        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                        • 32449

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I post here and sig whore.

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                                                                        • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 12745

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Developing stratagies to maximize the return on investment for affiliate partners in a major internet company.

                                                                          Eyes glaze over before I have even finished the sentance.

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                                                                          • Bojangles
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                                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                                            • 5419

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Everything.

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                                                                            • martinsc
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                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                              • 27047

                                                                              #39
                                                                              interweb stuff you won't understand....
                                                                              Make Money

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                                                                              • Meloman
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                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 1540

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by bausch
                                                                                Yes, I'm smarter than that but internet savvy people pry a lot. Once someone who majored in comp sci asked me what I did. I said "internet marketing", and then they started asking me stuff like : "Where do you get your traffic from", what domains do you own etc
                                                                                1. Get a cheap virtual host account in a seperate place than the adult stuff.
                                                                                2. Register mainstream domains on seperate registrar too.
                                                                                3. Create mainstream projects that have adsense/yahoo or other type ppc feeds/ads.

                                                                                I then say I do "internet marketing & advertising". You can also add in "Google is one of your clients" for effect. You are using Google Adsense after all for income. Throw in some amazon.com, ebay and other popular names.

                                                                                As far as where you get your traffic from...just keep it vague and say you get traffic from lots of places, search engines etc.

                                                                                I've never had a problem throwing people off the trail when I needed too and yet still making it sound like I'm doing well. Luckily I don't have many people I need to hide this from.

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                                                                                • theS2O
                                                                                  Adult Design Since 2003
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 4785

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  i do web designs..

                                                                                  i got an online site of mainstream corporate portfolio to back it up anyways..
                                                                                  Making Awesome Logos & Websites Since 2003!
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                                                                                  • rayadp05
                                                                                    TRUEAMATEURMODELS.COM
                                                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                                                    • 4187

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I make my living by shooting content for my website which is ADP Models.com. (see the sig). This is my only job and has been for the last three years. I have also worked for several adult video companies acting in adult videos but the website is my main source of income.
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                                                                                    • BVF
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                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 13975

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      "I do internet porn"

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                                                                                      • nico-t
                                                                                        emperor of my world
                                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                                        • 29903

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        usually just say internet marketing... most of my family knows i do porn, if not my dad will tell em i guess he thinks its pretty funny lol

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                                                                                        • Walrus
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                                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                                          • 2150

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                          start talking SEO and their eyes will usually glaze over within two minutes, but don't stop. Keep talking until they excuse themselves and you will never be bothered again.
                                                                                          Great idea. I think I have in some way started doing something similar. I will keep this in mind.

                                                                                          But what about the damage that has already been done? Can anything be done about that? Unfortunately I was really stupid when I first started. I got overexcited that I was making money online and told family members that I was promoting a webcam site.

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                                                                                          • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                                                            • 15841

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I just say I am a programmer. When they figure out that they won't understand exactly what it is that I do, the questions usually stop.
                                                                                            I like pie.

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                                                                                            • [ScreaM]
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                                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                                              • 1664

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I sale short icq numbers.

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                                                                                              • WarChild
                                                                                                Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                                • 17263

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                "I sell traffic on the Internet, sort of like google does."
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                                                                                                • WarChild
                                                                                                  Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                  • 17263

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Walrus
                                                                                                  Great idea. I think I have in some way started doing something similar. I will keep this in mind.

                                                                                                  But what about the damage that has already been done? Can anything be done about that? Unfortunately I was really stupid when I first started. I got overexcited that I was making money online and told family members that I was promoting a webcam site.
                                                                                                  "Well it's not like I actually make pornography or anything like that. Essentially I am just selling traffic to the highest bidder which is sometimes an adult site. It's the same business model as Google, really.".
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                                                                                                  • L-Pink
                                                                                                    working on my tan
                                                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                                                    • 39151

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by minusonebit
                                                                                                    If you all knew, it would be the best drama this board has EVER seen.
                                                                                                    I can see your business card now ..... "Professional asshat"

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