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Mutt · 12-23-2007, 02:59 AM

for arguments sake with a kid who believes in Santa let's go along with his delusion and agree that there is a fat old bearded man who flies through the air in a sleigh guided by eight reindeer and delivers presents to children by sliding down a chimney. he has 12 hours to get his work done - how many houses could he really visit - each stop has got to take at least 10 minutes - that's 6 houses per hour - that only 72 houses, that's like 2 streets in a suburban subdivision.

don't get the kid who believes in Santa anything - just give him the math, he'll wise up and next year he might not be so annoying.

Shags · 12-23-2007, 04:07 AM

It takes Santa less than 60 seconds to get in and out. That's 60 houses per hour and a total of 720. Santa only comes to the good kids. That's about 4 hours of work...

[ScreaM] · 12-23-2007, 04:34 AM

If Santa was real I'd capture him.

12-23-2007, 02:59 AM	#1
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12-23-2007, 04:07 AM	#2
Shags Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: DK Posts: 735	It takes Santa less than 60 seconds to get in and out. That's 60 houses per hour and a total of 720. Santa only comes to the good kids. That's about 4 hours of work... __________________ Click Here

12-23-2007, 04:34 AM	#3
[ScreaM] Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,664	If Santa was real I'd capture him.