Let's say Santa was real .....
for arguments sake with a kid who believes in Santa let's go along with his delusion and agree that there is a fat old bearded man who flies through the air in a sleigh guided by eight reindeer and delivers presents to children by sliding down a chimney. he has 12 hours to get his work done - how many houses could he really visit - each stop has got to take at least 10 minutes - that's 6 houses per hour - that only 72 houses, that's like 2 streets in a suburban subdivision.
don't get the kid who believes in Santa anything - just give him the math, he'll wise up and next year he might not be so annoying.
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