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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #1

    Let's say Santa was real .....

    for arguments sake with a kid who believes in Santa let's go along with his delusion and agree that there is a fat old bearded man who flies through the air in a sleigh guided by eight reindeer and delivers presents to children by sliding down a chimney. he has 12 hours to get his work done - how many houses could he really visit - each stop has got to take at least 10 minutes - that's 6 houses per hour - that only 72 houses, that's like 2 streets in a suburban subdivision.

    don't get the kid who believes in Santa anything - just give him the math, he'll wise up and next year he might not be so annoying.
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  • Shags
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 735

    #2
    It takes Santa less than 60 seconds to get in and out. That's 60 houses per hour and a total of 720. Santa only comes to the good kids. That's about 4 hours of work...
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    • [ScreaM]
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 1664

      #3
      If Santa was real I'd capture him.

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