How Many 5 Year Olds Can You Take In A Fight? - GoFuckYourself.com

MikeB · 12-20-2007, 02:52 PM

My score: 25

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

zentz · 12-20-2007, 02:56 PM

You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

gornyhuy · 12-20-2007, 03:00 PM

33 - just like rolling rock.

Iron Fist · 12-20-2007, 03:02 PM

pornguy · 12-20-2007, 03:05 PM

Ha 24.

Hmmm

JD · 12-20-2007, 03:07 PM

i got a 25 :D

Phoenix · 12-20-2007, 03:08 PM

You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.

munki · 12-20-2007, 03:09 PM

33
8char

G-Rotica · 12-20-2007, 03:15 PM

34
8 char

Violetta · 12-20-2007, 03:31 PM

wtf?

15!

D · 12-20-2007, 03:36 PM

25, too. :-)

12-20-2007, 03:38 PM

500 8chars

Brother Bilo · 12-20-2007, 03:38 PM

26 kids? Are they ill tempered?

CDSmith · 12-20-2007, 03:44 PM

34

I think I could take a lot more 5 yr olds than that though. Pick one up and start swinging him (or her) around and you could take out a whole battalion of them in no time.

moogle · 12-20-2007, 03:52 PM

28 haha

who · 12-20-2007, 04:00 PM

"You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight."

RyuLion · 12-20-2007, 04:04 PM

29...lol

pornask · 12-20-2007, 04:08 PM

ended up with 20

munki · 12-20-2007, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

34

I think I could take a lot more 5 yr olds than that though. Pick one up and start swinging him (or her) around and you could take out a whole battalion of them in no time.

nah... after the first couple fall though, the 5 yr old ya picked up and started swinging is gonna lose force...

if you can kick a bunch outta your way up front... grab one to swing around to clear the back a bit, and then drop him to use as a sheild, with the already downed bodies slowing down the next wave, should be able to handle a decent amount before a final swarming...

uno · 12-20-2007, 04:12 PM

23, but realistically i think they'd have me on numbers alone.

TheSenator · 12-20-2007, 04:15 PM

Damn.. I can ony take on 17

CDSmith · 12-20-2007, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

nah... after the first couple fall though, the 5 yr old ya picked up and started swinging is gonna lose force...

"nah" for you maybe. Not me.

madfuck · 12-20-2007, 04:19 PM

good job ") hehehehehe

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-20-2007, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

nah... after the first couple fall though, the 5 yr old ya picked up and started swinging is gonna lose force...

if you can kick a bunch outta your way up front... grab one to swing around to clear the back a bit, and then drop him to use as a sheild, with the already downed bodies slowing down the next wave, should be able to handle a decent amount before a final swarming...

dude you're one fucked up individual... thats why i like you!

You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

kristin · 12-20-2007, 04:50 PM

You could take on 14 five year old kids in a fight.

Herb Kornfield · 12-20-2007, 04:51 PM

31 kids got the beatdown of their life

Redmanthatcould · 12-20-2007, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

34

I think I could take a lot more 5 yr olds than that though. Pick one up and start swinging him (or her) around and you could take out a whole battalion of them in no time.

From all my years of fighting 5 year olds, I can say without a doubt that they don't fight in battalions. Typically they will come at you, one at a time, a la old ninja movies.

You might be better off making an example of one of them, then recruiting on about 10...then have them do your bidding. Just a thought.

minniesoporno · 12-20-2007, 05:04 PM

I got 20.

Mutt · 12-20-2007, 05:55 PM

hahaha - i love that - just the image of a grown man fighting a midget army of 30 five year olds is funny.

truth is it's their brain power that would do in the five year olds - how much does a five year old weigh - 40 or 50 pounds? 20 of them with their strength and weight should be able to take down an average adult but they are morons at that age and would have no tactics or teamwork to get the job done. a healthy reasonably in shape average adult male could take on 100 5 year olds.

i'd love to see this for real on ESPN.

Thee Johnclave · 12-20-2007, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

You could take on 14 five year old kids in a fight.

You girlie wimp! ;)

30 5 year olds

bDok · 12-20-2007, 06:13 PM

27 was my score.

Sveindt Beindt · 12-20-2007, 06:21 PM

30 was my score

CDSmith · 12-20-2007, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

From all my years of fighting 5 year olds, I can say without a doubt that they don't fight in battalions. Typically they will come at you, one at a time, a la old ninja movies.

You might be better off making an example of one of them, then recruiting on about 10...then have them do your bidding. Just a thought.

I don't agree. On the web page it says:

-- You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
-- There are no weapons or foreign objects
-- Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
-- The children are merciless and will show no fear
-- If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

Why would they attack 1 by 1 in enclosed space like that? I don't think so. I think they'd try to swarm you... thus my plan of swinging one of them like a human club works. For me at least, some of you may have to rely on baby slaps. :D

(whatever works I say)

CDSmith · 12-20-2007, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

i'd love to see this for real on ESPN.

Spunky · 12-20-2007, 09:05 PM

22 of the little bastards

CDSmith · 12-20-2007, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

22 of the little bastards

Come on, you're a tundra sloth like me, you're good for at least 40.

tony286 · 12-20-2007, 09:36 PM

i got 19 lol

Vick! · 12-20-2007, 10:02 PM

You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight.

VeriSexy · 12-20-2007, 10:03 PM

Only 17 for me...doh!

jakethedog · 12-20-2007, 10:08 PM

maybe 4 or 5..they can be tough little bastards

MikeB · 12-21-2007, 01:42 PM

I think I scored extra points for using one of them as a weapon or shield...lol.

woj · 12-21-2007, 02:58 PM

heh, some of those questionnaire things are so stupid

Skillz Unlimited · 12-21-2007, 03:02 PM

ya the page wont load for me

sicone · 12-21-2007, 03:09 PM

You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.

ADL Eddie · 12-21-2007, 03:30 PM

im a lover not a fighter.

errrrrrrrrrrr ..... nm

fatfoo · 12-21-2007, 04:09 PM

1 kid........ lol

uno · 12-21-2007, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

31 kids got the beatdown of their life

Them bitches in Accounts Receivable gonna be hella jealous.

donnylong · 12-21-2007, 04:25 PM

ROLMFAO 31

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