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MikeB 12-20-2007 02:52 PM

How Many 5 Year Olds Can You Take In A Fight?
 
My score: 25

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

zentz 12-20-2007 02:56 PM

You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

gornyhuy 12-20-2007 03:00 PM

33 - just like rolling rock.

Iron Fist 12-20-2007 03:02 PM

http://www.nnteenmodels.net/gfy/fight5.jpg

pornguy 12-20-2007 03:05 PM

Ha 24.

Hmmm

JD 12-20-2007 03:07 PM

i got a 25 :D

Phoenix 12-20-2007 03:08 PM

You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.

munki 12-20-2007 03:09 PM

33
8char

G-Rotica 12-20-2007 03:15 PM

34
8 char

Violetta 12-20-2007 03:31 PM

wtf?

15!

D 12-20-2007 03:36 PM

25, too. :-)

Gasper 12-20-2007 03:38 PM

500 8chars

Brother Bilo 12-20-2007 03:38 PM

26 kids? Are they ill tempered?

CDSmith 12-20-2007 03:44 PM

34

I think I could take a lot more 5 yr olds than that though. Pick one up and start swinging him (or her) around and you could take out a whole battalion of them in no time.

moogle 12-20-2007 03:52 PM

28 haha :)

who 12-20-2007 04:00 PM

"You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight."

RyuLion 12-20-2007 04:04 PM

29...lol

pornask 12-20-2007 04:08 PM

ended up with 20

munki 12-20-2007 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13543625)
34

I think I could take a lot more 5 yr olds than that though. Pick one up and start swinging him (or her) around and you could take out a whole battalion of them in no time.

nah... after the first couple fall though, the 5 yr old ya picked up and started swinging is gonna lose force...

if you can kick a bunch outta your way up front... grab one to swing around to clear the back a bit, and then drop him to use as a sheild, with the already downed bodies slowing down the next wave, should be able to handle a decent amount before a final swarming...

:thumbsup:thumbsup

uno 12-20-2007 04:12 PM

23, but realistically i think they'd have me on numbers alone.

TheSenator 12-20-2007 04:15 PM

Damn.. I can ony take on 17

CDSmith 12-20-2007 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 13543731)
nah... after the first couple fall though, the 5 yr old ya picked up and started swinging is gonna lose force...

"nah" for you maybe. Not me.

madfuck 12-20-2007 04:19 PM

good job ") hehehehehe

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-20-2007 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 13543731)
nah... after the first couple fall though, the 5 yr old ya picked up and started swinging is gonna lose force...

if you can kick a bunch outta your way up front... grab one to swing around to clear the back a bit, and then drop him to use as a sheild, with the already downed bodies slowing down the next wave, should be able to handle a decent amount before a final swarming...

:thumbsup:thumbsup

dude you're one fucked up individual... thats why i like you! :1orglaugh

You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

kristin 12-20-2007 04:50 PM

You could take on 14 five year old kids in a fight.

Herb Kornfield 12-20-2007 04:51 PM

31 kids got the beatdown of their life

Redmanthatcould 12-20-2007 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13543625)
34

I think I could take a lot more 5 yr olds than that though. Pick one up and start swinging him (or her) around and you could take out a whole battalion of them in no time.

From all my years of fighting 5 year olds, I can say without a doubt that they don't fight in battalions. Typically they will come at you, one at a time, a la old ninja movies.

You might be better off making an example of one of them, then recruiting on about 10...then have them do your bidding. Just a thought. :2 cents:

minniesoporno 12-20-2007 05:04 PM

I got 20.

Mutt 12-20-2007 05:55 PM

hahaha - i love that - just the image of a grown man fighting a midget army of 30 five year olds is funny.

truth is it's their brain power that would do in the five year olds - how much does a five year old weigh - 40 or 50 pounds? 20 of them with their strength and weight should be able to take down an average adult but they are morons at that age and would have no tactics or teamwork to get the job done. a healthy reasonably in shape average adult male could take on 100 5 year olds.

i'd love to see this for real on ESPN.

Thee Johnclave 12-20-2007 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 13543922)
You could take on 14 five year old kids in a fight.

You girlie wimp! ;)

30 5 year olds

bDok 12-20-2007 06:13 PM

27 was my score.

Sveindt Beindt 12-20-2007 06:21 PM

30 was my score :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CDSmith 12-20-2007 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 13543940)
From all my years of fighting 5 year olds, I can say without a doubt that they don't fight in battalions. Typically they will come at you, one at a time, a la old ninja movies.

You might be better off making an example of one of them, then recruiting on about 10...then have them do your bidding. Just a thought. :2 cents:

I don't agree. On the web page it says:

-- You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
-- There are no weapons or foreign objects
-- Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
-- The children are merciless and will show no fear
-- If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.


Why would they attack 1 by 1 in enclosed space like that? I don't think so. I think they'd try to swarm you... thus my plan of swinging one of them like a human club works. For me at least, some of you may have to rely on baby slaps. :D

(whatever works I say)

CDSmith 12-20-2007 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 13544176)
i'd love to see this for real on ESPN.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 12-20-2007 09:05 PM

22 of the little bastards

CDSmith 12-20-2007 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13544827)
22 of the little bastards

Come on, you're a tundra sloth like me, you're good for at least 40.

tony286 12-20-2007 09:36 PM

i got 19 lol

Vick! 12-20-2007 10:02 PM

You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight.

VeriSexy 12-20-2007 10:03 PM

Only 17 for me...doh!

jakethedog 12-20-2007 10:08 PM

maybe 4 or 5..they can be tough little bastards

MikeB 12-21-2007 01:42 PM

I think I scored extra points for using one of them as a weapon or shield...lol.

woj 12-21-2007 02:58 PM

heh, some of those questionnaire things are so stupid :1orglaugh

Skillz Unlimited 12-21-2007 03:02 PM

ya the page wont load for me

sicone 12-21-2007 03:09 PM

You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.

ADL Eddie 12-21-2007 03:30 PM

im a lover not a fighter.














errrrrrrrrrrr ..... nm

fatfoo 12-21-2007 04:09 PM

1 kid........ lol

uno 12-21-2007 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield (Post 13543929)
31 kids got the beatdown of their life

Them bitches in Accounts Receivable gonna be hella jealous.

donnylong 12-21-2007 04:25 PM

ROLMFAO 31 :Oh crap


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