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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff
From all my years of fighting 5 year olds, I can say without a doubt that they don't fight in battalions. Typically they will come at you, one at a time, a la old ninja movies.
You might be better off making an example of one of them, then recruiting on about 10...then have them do your bidding. Just a thought.  |
I don't agree. On the web page it says:
-- You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
-- There are no weapons or foreign objects
-- Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
-- The children are merciless and will show no fear
-- If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.
Why would they attack 1 by 1 in enclosed space like that? I don't think so. I think they'd try to swarm you... thus my plan of swinging one of them like a human club works. For me at least, some of you may have to rely on baby slaps. :D
(whatever works I say)