School 1967 vs. School 2007 - GoFuckYourself.com

MarkMan · 12-16-2007, 09:40 PM

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1967 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, and Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police are called; SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1967 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra state funding because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. & nbsp;Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school.
1967 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English.
1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, p asses English, and goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. US Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence Day firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
1967 - Ants die.
2007 - Homeland Security and the FBI are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1967 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in a federal prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.

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found it on the web, not sure the original website but i found it funny

Drake · 12-16-2007, 09:47 PM

hahaha.. kernel of truth in there

StuartD · 12-16-2007, 09:47 PM

Sounds pretty accurate. Can't wait to see what happens in another few years.

Speaking of which, Happy Holiday Season! If you have a holiday tree, may it have many holiday decorations with holiday presents under in wait for your 2.5 male and/or female persons of age challenged individuals.

If you don't have a holiday tree, may you rot in hell you heathen anti-christ little bastards. You'll never get into our pearly gates!

After Shock Media · 12-16-2007, 09:49 PM

Well the English and the female on male student hug are out of place.

Everyone loves to hate on the ACLU.

tony286 · 12-16-2007, 09:58 PM

A old friend told me a story when he was a kid. He went to catholic school, got mouthy with the nun and she smacked him in his face. He goes home tells his dad what happened thinking boy she is in trouble now. His father says what did you do to drive that poor woman to do that and beat the hell out of him.
It wouldnt go the same way today.

woj · 12-16-2007, 11:16 PM

sounds about right

baddog · 12-17-2007, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

A old friend told me a story when he was a kid. He went to catholic school, got mouthy with the nun and she smacked him in his face. He goes home tells his dad what happened thinking boy she is in trouble now. His father says what did you do to drive that poor woman to do that and beat the hell out of him.
It wouldnt go the same way today.

Let me tell you, I would much rather take the discipline meted out by my teachers than have them rat me out to my dad.

I have a pretty good story about getting caught smoking at a school function. If I had not put up a great argument of how I was not at a school function (because I was rooting for the other team) I would have been suspended.

I can assure you, the suspension would have been the least of my worries.

Mutt · 12-17-2007, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

A old friend told me a story when he was a kid. He went to catholic school, got mouthy with the nun and she smacked him in his face. He goes home tells his dad what happened thinking boy she is in trouble now. His father says what did you do to drive that poor woman to do that and beat the hell out of him.
It wouldnt go the same way today.

this happened to me more than once - we had the strap in elementary school and I got it a whole bunch of times in my 6 years in elementary school and Principal Burwell who was a good man would call your parents when he used it - and then i'd get more crap at home for whatever I did and he had the full support of parents. you did something bad ol' Frank would interrupt the class, grab you and walk you out of the class and everybody would know where you were headed and what was going to happen.

sicone · 12-17-2007, 12:43 AM

sad, but true

CyberHustler · 12-17-2007, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

A old friend told me a story when he was a kid. He went to catholic school, got mouthy with the nun and she smacked him in his face. He goes home tells his dad what happened thinking boy she is in trouble now. His father says what did you do to drive that poor woman to do that and beat the hell out of him.
It wouldnt go the same way today.

I went to catholic school and decided to be an asshole one day so I got smacked up by a teacher. I told my mom and she went over there and wooped that teachers ass. Real bad too, my mom got arrested.

L-Pink · 12-17-2007, 12:58 AM

I can remember the ping pong paddle with holes drilled in it that our vice principal used.

NinjaSteve · 12-17-2007, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

I went to catholic school and decided to be an asshole one day so I got smacked up by a teacher. I told my mom and she went over there and wooped that teachers ass. Real bad too, my mom got arrested.

Whoa! That's some ghetto fab style action right there. Smacked up by a teacher = sue the school and the teacher.

L-Pink · 12-17-2007, 01:05 AM

1967- Elementary school bell rings, 30 seconds later the noise of kids leaving school ... some walking, some riding bikes, all taking their time playing on the way home.

2007- Long line of cars slowely snaking up to the school entrance where kids are picked up one at a time. Teachers clip-board in hand releasing only to pre-approved family members.

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12-16-2007, 09:40 PM	#1
MarkMan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Money Land Posts: 1,370	School 1967 vs. School 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1967 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, and Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police are called; SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1967 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra state funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. & nbsp;Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school. 1967 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school principal out on the smoking dock. 2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English. 1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, p asses English, and goes to college. 2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. US Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence Day firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up an anthill. 1967 - Ants die. 2007 - Homeland Security and the FBI are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him. 1967 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing. 2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in a federal prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. ------------ found it on the web, not sure the original website but i found it funny

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	hahaha.. kernel of truth in there

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	A old friend told me a story when he was a kid. He went to catholic school, got mouthy with the nun and she smacked him in his face. He goes home tells his dad what happened thinking boy she is in trouble now. His father says what did you do to drive that poor woman to do that and beat the hell out of him. It wouldnt go the same way today.

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	I can remember the ping pong paddle with holes drilled in it that our vice principal used.

12-17-2007, 01:05 AM	#13
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Observation ...... 1967- Elementary school bell rings, 30 seconds later the noise of kids leaving school ... some walking, some riding bikes, all taking their time playing on the way home. 2007- Long line of cars slowely snaking up to the school entrance where kids are picked up one at a time. Teachers clip-board in hand releasing only to pre-approved family members. . Last edited by L-Pink; 12-17-2007 at 01:06 AM..