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Old 12-13-2007, 09:43 AM   #1
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Is there a way to make my dick bigger?

I tried a penis pump for about a year now but I think they lied to me.....I don't want surgery either. Maybe some penis enlargement pills? any suggestions?
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:45 AM   #2
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:46 AM   #3
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Have any allergies?

The reason I ask is that if you are allergic to peanuts, jerk off with peanut butter.

If you are allergic to beestings stick it in a beehive.

I think you know where I am going with this.
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:47 AM   #4
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Have any allergies?

The reason I ask is that if you are allergic to peanuts, jerk off with peanut butter.

If you are allergic to beestings stick it in a beehive.

I think you know where I am going with this.
i never thought of that! will keep it in mind if nothing is successful
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:47 AM   #5
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:57 AM   #6
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I get about 200 emails a day regarding penis enlargement pills. Someone is very concerned about the size of my member evidently. I can forward you some if you like!
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:00 AM   #7
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if you're gonna spend money on pills, save yourself some and buy sugar pills. They are just as efective. It's all a placebo effect.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:04 AM   #8
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Pills and creams don't work. You need to stretch your pee pee to make it longer. Use one of these.
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Old 12-15-2007, 06:37 PM   #9
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Why dont you want surgery?
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Old 12-15-2007, 06:39 PM   #10
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have sex more often. Always makes mine bigger when I am fucking a lot.
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Old 12-15-2007, 06:39 PM   #11
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Old 12-15-2007, 06:45 PM   #12
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Get a smaller girlfriend...
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Old 12-15-2007, 06:46 PM   #13
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man you shuld just learn how to work it...or ya just buy pills
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Old 12-15-2007, 06:53 PM   #14
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:03 PM   #15
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In my country this product sell like crazy and calling VEP.

Now GenBucks buy licence and it now PISTOLPUMP and work on vakum princip.

For 60$ you get PISTOLPUMP + FREE VIBRATING COCK RING and 10$ from me and offcourse 2cm bigger penis 100% money back guaranteed
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:08 PM   #16
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:09 PM   #17
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Rub shit on it, Every one I have seen the the movies doing butt sex has a big dick!
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:34 PM   #18
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:38 PM   #19
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Get yourself one of these. Put it on. Attach it to your dogs leash and take it for a walk once a day and twice on Sundays.

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Old 12-15-2007, 07:49 PM   #20
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Get yourself one of these. Put it on. Attach it to your dogs leash and take it for a walk once a day and twice on Sundays.

cool haha.....never seen this...
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:59 PM   #21
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Get some small red chili peppers the type you get in Thai food grind them into a paste add lime juice and rub a large amount up and down your shaft.
Do this in a sound proof room late at night and you must be at least an hours drive from the nearest hospital !!!!!
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Old 12-15-2007, 08:12 PM   #22
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Old 12-15-2007, 08:21 PM   #23
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If you take the blue pill, you'll wake up in your bed, have a giant penis, and believe whatever you want to believe.
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Old 12-15-2007, 08:35 PM   #24
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I tried a penis pump for about a year now but I think they lied to me.....I don't want surgery either. Maybe some penis enlargement pills? any suggestions?

no, your dick is just too small
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Old 12-15-2007, 08:48 PM   #25
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rub c0la on it lol
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Old 12-15-2007, 11:02 PM   #26
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Old 12-15-2007, 11:03 PM   #27
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losing weight can make a difference if your a bigger guy.
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Old 12-15-2007, 11:21 PM   #28
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Old 12-15-2007, 11:34 PM   #29
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Cheers to that.

Also, you could get a prosthetic
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Old 12-15-2007, 11:40 PM   #30
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losing weight can make a difference if your a bigger guy.
Worked for me.
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:06 AM   #31
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:10 AM   #32
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Shave the hair on your mons pubis short.

Getting rid of all the extra growth gives the illusion of a bigger penis.
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:14 AM   #33
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Old 12-16-2007, 03:25 AM   #34
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I tried a penis pump for about a year now but I think they lied to me.....I don't want surgery either. Maybe some penis enlargement pills? any suggestions?
No it takes two years.
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:08 AM   #35
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dont make your dick bigger get a surgeon to make your hands smaller
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Old 03-11-2008, 02:37 PM   #36
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I tried a penis pump for about a year now but I think they lied to me.....I don't want surgery either. Maybe some penis enlargement pills? any suggestions?
Hey there Shaze, I think I may have just what you have been looking for!

And since you are a fellow adult 'insider', hit me up and 'I'll send you a password for free

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Old 03-11-2008, 03:19 PM   #37
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Here's a fool proof method...
When you take a shit in the morning, wipe your arse, but then rub the shitty toilet paper up and down your cock a few times, before you flush it.

This is guaranteed to work? How do I know?

Well my wife wipes her shitty toilet paper up and down HER arse every morning.... And you wanna see how much her arse has grown since I married her !

ITS A MIRACLE!!!
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Old 03-11-2008, 03:23 PM   #38
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