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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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#1 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Cyberspace
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Is there a way to make my dick bigger?
I tried a penis pump for about a year now but I think they lied to me.....I don't want surgery either. Maybe some penis enlargement pills? any suggestions?
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#2 |
there's no $$$ in porn
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post your email address and wait for the mails to come in
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#3 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Pennsylvania
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Have any allergies?
The reason I ask is that if you are allergic to peanuts, jerk off with peanut butter. If you are allergic to beestings stick it in a beehive. I think you know where I am going with this. |
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#4 |
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i never thought of that! will keep it in mind if nothing is successful
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#5 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
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#6 |
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I get about 200 emails a day regarding penis enlargement pills. Someone is very concerned about the size of my member evidently. I can forward you some if you like!
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#7 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: 253-233-241
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if you're gonna spend money on pills, save yourself some and buy sugar pills. They are just as efective. It's all a placebo effect.
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Pills and creams don't work. You need to stretch your pee pee to make it longer. Use one of these.
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#9 |
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Why dont you want surgery?
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#10 |
Moo Moo Cow
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
Posts: 14,748
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have sex more often. Always makes mine bigger when I am fucking a lot.
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I need a beer
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Tie a brick on the end of your knob and wear it 24/7
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Get a smaller girlfriend...
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#13 |
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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man you shuld just learn how to work it...or ya just buy pills
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In my country this product sell like crazy and calling VEP.
Now GenBucks buy licence and it now PISTOLPUMP and work on vakum princip. For 60$ you get PISTOLPUMP + FREE VIBRATING COCK RING and 10$ from me and offcourse 2cm bigger penis 100% money back guaranteed ![]() |
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Geo Cities
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Rub shit on it, Every one I have seen the the movies doing butt sex has a big dick!
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Get yourself one of these. Put it on. Attach it to your dogs leash and take it for a walk once a day and twice on Sundays.
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#20 |
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cool haha.....never seen this...
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Get some small red chili peppers the type you get in Thai food grind them into a paste add lime juice and rub a large amount up and down your shaft.
Do this in a sound proof room late at night and you must be at least an hours drive from the nearest hospital !!!!!
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#23 |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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![]() If you take the blue pill, you'll wake up in your bed, have a giant penis, and believe whatever you want to believe. |
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rub c0la on it lol
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boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
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try a tranny
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losing weight can make a difference if your a bigger guy.
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Worked for me.
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If you smoke cigarettes, quit
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#32 |
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Shave the hair on your mons pubis short.
Getting rid of all the extra growth gives the illusion of a bigger penis. ![]()
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#35 |
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dont make your dick bigger get a surgeon to make your hands smaller
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#37 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Here's a fool proof method...
When you take a shit in the morning, wipe your arse, but then rub the shitty toilet paper up and down your cock a few times, before you flush it. This is guaranteed to work? How do I know? Well my wife wipes her shitty toilet paper up and down HER arse every morning.... And you wanna see how much her arse has grown since I married her ! ITS A MIRACLE!!! |
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Just Du It
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