Is there a way to make my dick bigger?
 

I tried a penis pump for about a year now but I think they lied to me.....I don't want surgery either. Maybe some penis enlargement pills? any suggestions?

post your email address and wait for the mails to come in :)

Have any allergies?

The reason I ask is that if you are allergic to peanuts, jerk off with peanut butter.

If you are allergic to beestings stick it in a beehive.

I think you know where I am going with this.

i never thought of that! will keep it in mind if nothing is successful

I get about 200 emails a day regarding penis enlargement pills. Someone is very concerned about the size of my member evidently. I can forward you some if you like!

if you're gonna spend money on pills, save yourself some and buy sugar pills. They are just as efective. It's all a placebo effect.

Pills and creams don't work. You need to stretch your pee pee to make it longer. Use one of these.

Why dont you want surgery?

have sex more often. Always makes mine bigger when I am fucking a lot.

Tie a brick on the end of your knob and wear it 24/7

Get a smaller girlfriend...

man you shuld just learn how to work it...or ya just buy pills

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In my country this product sell like crazy and calling VEP.

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Rub shit on it, Every one I have seen the the movies doing butt sex has a big dick!

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Get yourself one of these. Put it on. Attach it to your dogs leash and take it for a walk once a day and twice on Sundays.

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cool haha.....never seen this...

Get some small red chili peppers the type you get in Thai food grind them into a paste add lime juice and rub a large amount up and down your shaft.
Do this in a sound proof room late at night and you must be at least an hours drive from the nearest hospital !!!!!

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If you take the blue pill, you'll wake up in your bed, have a giant penis, and believe whatever you want to believe.

no, your dick is just too small :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

rub c0la on it lol

try a tranny

losing weight can make a difference if your a bigger guy.

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Cheers to that.

Also, you could get a prosthetic :thumbsup

Worked for me. :winkwink:

If you smoke cigarettes, quit

Shave the hair on your mons pubis short.

Getting rid of all the extra growth gives the illusion of a bigger penis. :winkwink:

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No it takes two years.

dont make your dick bigger get a surgeon to make your hands smaller :)

Hey there Shaze, I think I may have just what you have been looking for! :)

And since you are a fellow adult 'insider', hit me up and 'I'll send you a password for free:winkwink:

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Here's a fool proof method...
When you take a shit in the morning, wipe your arse, but then rub the shitty toilet paper up and down your cock a few times, before you flush it.

This is guaranteed to work? How do I know?

Well my wife wipes her shitty toilet paper up and down HER arse every morning.... And you wanna see how much her arse has grown since I married her !

ITS A MIRACLE!!!

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