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Old 03-11-2008, 03:19 PM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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Here's a fool proof method...
When you take a shit in the morning, wipe your arse, but then rub the shitty toilet paper up and down your cock a few times, before you flush it.

This is guaranteed to work? How do I know?

Well my wife wipes her shitty toilet paper up and down HER arse every morning.... And you wanna see how much her arse has grown since I married her !

ITS A MIRACLE!!!
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