Blogging Tips from a Google master - GoFuckYourself.com

Azoy? · 11-29-2007, 08:26 AM

I just read this from a guy who works for Google and wrote a book about Web Analytics. Enjoy

If are trying to create a blog that will create your unique brand, build an audience over time and create a voice for yourself then here are my recommendations:

# 10: Names, URL?s, Looks, Your Pictures Don?t Matter

# 9: Join BAGoT: Bloggers Against Globs of Text

# 8: Go for 6th grade level

# 7: Length and Frequency: Yours to define and control

# 6: StumbleUpon, Twitter, Google (SEO) matter, Digg matters less

# 5: Read spectacular blogs, find inspiration

# 4: Become very good (top 25% in the world) at two things

# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess

# 2: Cultivate your audience: Create a dialog, respect their intelligence

# 1: Be remarkable

Want more? Let?s get into the nitty gritty?.. CLICK HERE

gornyhuy · 11-29-2007, 08:32 AM

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

Babaganoosh · 11-29-2007, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it improves your chances of making the team, but hurts you in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

Stephen McTowelie · 11-29-2007, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!! http://burgerking.com

Lmao at that thanks you ve restored my faith in GFY after the retards in another thread

pornask · 11-29-2007, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

This deserves another two thumbs up big time

tranza · 11-29-2007, 08:42 AM

Pretty generic if you ask me, quite useless...

BVF · 11-29-2007, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

very clever.

Azoy? · 11-29-2007, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Pretty generic if you ask me, quite useless...

check the link and you will see it's not that useless

alby_persignup · 11-29-2007, 09:41 AM

# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess <---- lolzzzzzz

gornyhuy · 11-29-2007, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alby_persignup

# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess <---- lolzzzzzz

Guess I didn't obey that one...

Chio · 11-29-2007, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

This is quite possibly the funniest reply to a post I have ever read.

just a punk · 11-29-2007, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

OzMan · 11-29-2007, 10:38 AM

Gornyhuy am I too late for Beijing if I follow your advice starting today or next week at the very latest? please say no

V_RocKs · 11-29-2007, 03:26 PM

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GAMEFINEST · 11-29-2007, 03:47 PM

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Shagbunny · 11-29-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

blogman9 · 11-29-2007, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

:t humbsup

CarlosTheGaucho · 11-29-2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

LOL you got it!

Mistah Charlie · 11-29-2007, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

That, my friends, is wit.

papill0n · 11-29-2007, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy?

I just read this from a guy who works for Google and wrote a book about Web Analytics. Enjoy

If are trying to create a blog that will create your unique brand, build an audience over time and create a voice for yourself then here are my recommendations:

# 10: Names, URL?s, Looks, Your Pictures Don?t Matter

# 9: Join BAGoT: Bloggers Against Globs of Text

# 8: Go for 6th grade level

# 7: Length and Frequency: Yours to define and control

# 6: StumbleUpon, Twitter, Google (SEO) matter, Digg matters less

# 5: Read spectacular blogs, find inspiration

# 4: Become very good (top 25% in the world) at two things

# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess

# 2: Cultivate your audience: Create a dialog, respect their intelligence

# 1: Be remarkable

Want more? Let?s get into the nitty gritty?.. CLICK HERE

Thanks for posting that

11-29-2007, 08:26 AM	#1
Azoy? Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,178	Blogging Tips from a Google master I just read this from a guy who works for Google and wrote a book about Web Analytics. Enjoy If are trying to create a blog that will create your unique brand, build an audience over time and create a voice for yourself then here are my recommendations: # 10: Names, URL?s, Looks, Your Pictures Don?t Matter # 9: Join BAGoT: Bloggers Against Globs of Text # 8: Go for 6th grade level # 7: Length and Frequency: Yours to define and control # 6: StumbleUpon, Twitter, Google (SEO) matter, Digg matters less # 5: Read spectacular blogs, find inspiration # 4: Become very good (top 25% in the world) at two things # 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess # 2: Cultivate your audience: Create a dialog, respect their intelligence # 1: Be remarkable Want more? Let?s get into the nitty gritty?.. CLICK HERE

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