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Azoy? 11-29-2007 08:26 AM
Blogging Tips from a Google master
 
I just read this from a guy who works for Google and wrote a book about Web Analytics. Enjoy :thumbsup

If are trying to create a blog that will create your unique brand, build an audience over time and create a voice for yourself then here are my recommendations:

# 10: Names, URL?s, Looks, Your Pictures Don?t Matter

# 9: Join BAGoT: Bloggers Against Globs of Text

# 8: Go for 6th grade level

# 7: Length and Frequency: Yours to define and control

# 6: StumbleUpon, Twitter, Google (SEO) matter, Digg matters less

# 5: Read spectacular blogs, find inspiration

# 4: Become very good (top 25% in the world) at two things

# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess

# 2: Cultivate your audience: Create a dialog, respect their intelligence

# 1: Be remarkable

Want more? Let?s get into the nitty gritty?.. CLICK HERE

gornyhuy 11-29-2007 08:32 AM
Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

Babaganoosh 11-29-2007 08:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13442015)
Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it improves your chances of making the team, but hurts you in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!
:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Stephen McTowelie 11-29-2007 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13442015)
Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!! http://burgerking.com
Lmao at that thanks you ve restored my faith in GFY after the retards in another thread :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornask 11-29-2007 08:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13442015)
Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!
This deserves another two thumbs up big time :thumbsup :thumbsup

tranza 11-29-2007 08:42 AM
Pretty generic if you ask me, quite useless...

BVF 11-29-2007 08:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13442015)
Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!
very clever.

Azoy? 11-29-2007 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tranza (Post 13442143)
Pretty generic if you ask me, quite useless...
check the link and you will see it's not that useless :winkwink:

alby_persignup 11-29-2007 09:41 AM
# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess <---- lolzzzzzz

gornyhuy 11-29-2007 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alby_persignup (Post 13442937)
# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess <---- lolzzzzzz
Guess I didn't obey that one... :error

Chio 11-29-2007 09:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13442015)
Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This is quite possibly the funniest reply to a post I have ever read. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

just a punk 11-29-2007 09:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13442015)
Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OzMan 11-29-2007 10:38 AM
Gornyhuy am I too late for Beijing if I follow your advice starting today or next week at the very latest? please say no :Oh crap

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Shagbunny 11-29-2007 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13442015)
Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!
:1orglaugh:thumbsup

blogman9 11-29-2007 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13442015)
Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:thumbsup:t humbsup

CarlosTheGaucho 11-29-2007 05:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13442015)
Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2&#37; in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!
LOL you got it! :thumbsup:pimp

Mistah Charlie 11-29-2007 06:41 PM
Truly we are not worthy
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 13442015)
Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!
That, my friends, is wit. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

papill0n 11-29-2007 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azoy? (Post 13441962)
I just read this from a guy who works for Google and wrote a book about Web Analytics. Enjoy :thumbsup

If are trying to create a blog that will create your unique brand, build an audience over time and create a voice for yourself then here are my recommendations:

# 10: Names, URL?s, Looks, Your Pictures Don?t Matter

# 9: Join BAGoT: Bloggers Against Globs of Text

# 8: Go for 6th grade level

# 7: Length and Frequency: Yours to define and control

# 6: StumbleUpon, Twitter, Google (SEO) matter, Digg matters less

# 5: Read spectacular blogs, find inspiration

# 4: Become very good (top 25% in the world) at two things

# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess

# 2: Cultivate your audience: Create a dialog, respect their intelligence

# 1: Be remarkable

Want more? Let?s get into the nitty gritty?.. CLICK HERE
Thanks for posting that :)


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