Blogging Tips from a Google master

[Azoy?]

I just read this from a guy who works for Google and wrote a book about Web Analytics. Enjoy

If are trying to create a blog that will create your unique brand, build an audience over time and create a voice for yourself then here are my recommendations:

# 10: Names, URL?s, Looks, Your Pictures Don?t Matter

# 9: Join BAGoT: Bloggers Against Globs of Text

# 8: Go for 6th grade level

# 7: Length and Frequency: Yours to define and control

# 6: StumbleUpon, Twitter, Google (SEO) matter, Digg matters less

# 5: Read spectacular blogs, find inspiration

# 4: Become very good (top 25% in the world) at two things

# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess

# 2: Cultivate your audience: Create a dialog, respect their intelligence

# 1: Be remarkable

Want more? Let?s get into the nitty gritty?.. CLICK HERE

[gornyhuy]

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

[Babaganoosh]

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it improves your chances of making the team, but hurts you in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

[Stephen McTowelie]

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!! http://burgerking.com

Lmao at that thanks you ve restored my faith in GFY after the retards in another thread

[pornask]

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

This deserves another two thumbs up big time

[tranza]

Pretty generic if you ask me, quite useless...

[BVF]

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

very clever.

[Azoy?]

Originally Posted by tranza

Pretty generic if you ask me, quite useless...

check the link and you will see it's not that useless

[alby_persignup]

# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess <---- lolzzzzzz

[gornyhuy]

Originally Posted by alby_persignup

# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess <---- lolzzzzzz

Guess I didn't obey that one...

[Chio]

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

This is quite possibly the funniest reply to a post I have ever read.

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

[OzMan]

Gornyhuy am I too late for Beijing if I follow your advice starting today or next week at the very latest? please say no

[V_RocKs]

Did I mention I am an SEO P.I.M.P.?

[GAMEFINEST]

secrets revealed

[Shagbunny]

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

[blogman9]

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

:t humbsup

[CarlosTheGaucho]

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2&#37; in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

LOL you got it!

[Mistah Charlie]

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Thats great, here are my recommendations on becoming an olympic gold medal gymnast:

1: pick an event thats in the olympics and is gymnastics.

2: train really hard at that sport

3: make sure you get a world class coach that is awesome.

4: timing, dismount, strength - all yours to determine.

5: Wheaties box is really important, energizer commercial pays more.

6: Try not to attack your team mates with a crow bar - it hurts your team in the long run.

7: use hand chalk if necessary.

8: watch tapes of older olympic games, find inspiriation

9: become very good (top 2% in the world) at one or two events.

10: be a fantastic gymnast.

Want more? Let's get into it for real!!!!

That, my friends, is wit.

[papill0n]

Originally Posted by Azoy?

I just read this from a guy who works for Google and wrote a book about Web Analytics. Enjoy

If are trying to create a blog that will create your unique brand, build an audience over time and create a voice for yourself then here are my recommendations:

# 10: Names, URL?s, Looks, Your Pictures Don?t Matter

# 9: Join BAGoT: Bloggers Against Globs of Text

# 8: Go for 6th grade level

# 7: Length and Frequency: Yours to define and control

# 6: StumbleUpon, Twitter, Google (SEO) matter, Digg matters less

# 5: Read spectacular blogs, find inspiration

# 4: Become very good (top 25% in the world) at two things

# 3: Don?t be a jerk / jerkess

# 2: Cultivate your audience: Create a dialog, respect their intelligence

# 1: Be remarkable

Want more? Let?s get into the nitty gritty?.. CLICK HERE

Thanks for posting that