Where is My FUCKING FEDEX Package? - GoFuckYourself.com

minusonebit · 11-23-2007, 10:43 AM

God, people are already getting on my nerves with this holiday bullshit. FedEx sent out Wednesday the 21st well before the cutoff time. Paid extra so that it would be here at 10 fucking 30 AM this morning. Clock hits 10:30, no fucking FedEx. When 11:30 comes and goes and still not fucking FedEx, I call them and ask them "Where is My FUCKING FEDEX Package?" and the dumb bitch starts in with the excuses, "We are running a little bit late with the extra holiday volume it should be there by noon."

Sure enough, I track it online and its not holiday volume, its because they left it sitting in fucking Memphis, TN until 4 AM this morning, then they rushed it on a plane to OKC in time to get it on the road by 8 AM when its due here by 10:30. That was real fucking bright. Then I tell her I want a credit to the account and she tries to tell me service is not guaranteed today. I said "Bull-fucking-shit. Thats not what it says on the form and thats not what I paid for. If I knew you were gonna sit on it I would have sent it out USPS Express because they would have fucking delivered it on Thanksgiving Day, though they would have charged more." Finally, dumb bitch gets her super on the phone, promises I'll get my damned refund if I call in once its finally delivered, whenever the fuck that happens to be.

So tired of people's bullshit with holidays. The fucking holiday is over. Get back to work.

So up yours, FedEx.

tehHinjew · 11-23-2007, 10:44 AM

i would expect this with ups but fedex?

minusonebit · 11-23-2007, 10:57 AM

WarChild · 11-23-2007, 11:00 AM

Maybe like everyone here Fed Ex just has no respect for your stupid ass.

Iron Fist · 11-23-2007, 11:03 AM

Glad I never worked on the phones for FedEx with people like you calling in.... is the same reason why people lose their cool when their internet goes down... big fucking deal... deal with it - theres nothing I can do, and yelling at the reop on the phone isn't going to fix the issue at all.. if anything, they won't want to do a thing to help you outside of their job description.

Nikki_Licks · 11-23-2007, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

It looks like the box took a beating for sure. Is that a lens box that is damaged? I hope they didn't destroy your equipment....fuckers

SarahLLO · 11-23-2007, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Glad I never worked on the phones for FedEx with people like you calling in.... is the same reason why people lose their cool when their internet goes down... big fucking deal... deal with it - theres nothing I can do, and yelling at the reop on the phone isn't going to fix the issue at all.. if anything, they won't want to do a thing to help you outside of their job description.

Working phones anywhere sucks... you always get the people who feel like you, personally, are somehow responsible for an error made 5000 miles away or not on your shift.

Best thing to do if you've been screwed, is keep civil and ask them what can be done to fix the problem, not ream out some poor girl who gets $10/hour about something she may not be able to change (especially if it's something that already happened, she probably does not possess the power of time travel no matter how much you yell).

CaptainHowdy · 11-23-2007, 11:11 AM

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Fat Panda · 11-23-2007, 11:14 AM

Take A Fucking Chill Pill Or Maybe Have A Budweiser

minusonebit · 11-23-2007, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

It looks like the box took a beating for sure. Is that a lens box that is damaged? I hope they didn't destroy your equipment....fuckers

Nah, thats not my box. I was just posting an example of FedEx Failure that I found on Google. MY letter still hasn't shown up yet, and its damn near 12:30 (at which time I am going to call them again). Starting to piss me off. Its not too much to ask to do your job for two more fucking days, then Sunday will be here and they get another day off.

pornguy · 11-23-2007, 11:23 AM

Damn man. I had that happen with them one time. Now I use UPS and have never had an issue.

minusonebit · 11-23-2007, 11:25 AM

Maybe this is what happened to it:

eroswebmaster · 11-23-2007, 11:26 AM

oh noes pwnd?

minusonebit · 11-23-2007, 11:27 AM

Or this:

minusonebit · 11-23-2007, 11:33 AM

Or this: (God, I really hope it wasn't this one).

Sosa · 11-23-2007, 11:41 AM

I never have probs with FedEx.

baddog · 11-23-2007, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

I never have probs with FedEx.

He has problems with everyone.

SuzzyQ · 11-23-2007, 11:47 AM

Maybe this is how its being delivered.

s9ann0 · 11-23-2007, 11:53 AM

good luck! They were sending a package to me in florida once from new york or somewhere and it ended up in argentina then brazil and took about a week longer than it should to arrive!

L-Pink · 11-23-2007, 12:07 PM

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I had no idea there was a penis pump manufacturer in South Bend, Indiana.

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minusonebit · 11-23-2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

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I had no idea there was a penis pump manufacturer in South Bend, Indiana.

Neither did I. But thank god it arrived, now I can take care of myself.

Nov 23, 2007 3:06 PM Delivered

What is that, six fucking hours late? The world on time. What a joke. Fucking pathetic.

Poontank · 11-23-2007, 05:05 PM

PornMogul · 11-23-2007, 05:14 PM

bro chill the fuck out jeez, you have to rant on gfy about your package being late, come on

stev0 · 11-23-2007, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

Neither did I. But thank god it arrived, now I can take care of myself.

Nov 23, 2007 3:06 PM Delivered

What is that, six fucking hours late? The world on time. What a joke. Fucking pathetic.

You're bitching like a schoolgirl on an internet forum about a package being 6 hours late? Jesus man, I'd hate to see how you deal with real problems.

11-23-2007, 10:43 AM	#1
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Where is My FUCKING FEDEX Package? God, people are already getting on my nerves with this holiday bullshit. FedEx sent out Wednesday the 21st well before the cutoff time. Paid extra so that it would be here at 10 fucking 30 AM this morning. Clock hits 10:30, no fucking FedEx. When 11:30 comes and goes and still not fucking FedEx, I call them and ask them "Where is My FUCKING FEDEX Package?" and the dumb bitch starts in with the excuses, "We are running a little bit late with the extra holiday volume it should be there by noon." Sure enough, I track it online and its not holiday volume, its because they left it sitting in fucking Memphis, TN until 4 AM this morning, then they rushed it on a plane to OKC in time to get it on the road by 8 AM when its due here by 10:30. That was real fucking bright. Then I tell her I want a credit to the account and she tries to tell me service is not guaranteed today. I said "Bull-fucking-shit. Thats not what it says on the form and thats not what I paid for. If I knew you were gonna sit on it I would have sent it out USPS Express because they would have fucking delivered it on Thanksgiving Day, though they would have charged more." Finally, dumb bitch gets her super on the phone, promises I'll get my damned refund if I call in once its finally delivered, whenever the fuck that happens to be. So tired of people's bullshit with holidays. The fucking holiday is over. Get back to work. So up yours, FedEx.

11-23-2007, 10:44 AM	#2
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11-23-2007, 11:00 AM	#4
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Maybe like everyone here Fed Ex just has no respect for your stupid ass. __________________ .

11-23-2007, 11:03 AM	#5
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Glad I never worked on the phones for FedEx with people like you calling in.... is the same reason why people lose their cool when their internet goes down... big fucking deal... deal with it - theres nothing I can do, and yelling at the reop on the phone isn't going to fix the issue at all.. if anything, they won't want to do a thing to help you outside of their job description. __________________ i like waffles Last edited by Iron Fist; 11-23-2007 at 11:05 AM..

11-23-2007, 11:23 AM	#11
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11-23-2007, 10:57 AM	#3
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391

11-23-2007, 11:14 AM	#9
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11-23-2007, 11:25 AM	#12
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Maybe this is what happened to it:

11-23-2007, 11:26 AM	#13
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11-23-2007, 11:27 AM	#14
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Or this:

11-23-2007, 11:33 AM	#15
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Or this: (God, I really hope it wasn't this one).

11-23-2007, 11:41 AM	#16
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	I never have probs with FedEx.

11-23-2007, 11:47 AM	#18
SuzzyQ Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Along the shore. Posts: 1,557	Maybe this is how its being delivered.

11-23-2007, 11:53 AM	#19
s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	good luck! They were sending a package to me in florida once from new york or somewhere and it ended up in argentina then brazil and took about a week longer than it should to arrive!

11-23-2007, 05:05 PM	#22
Poontank So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 200

11-23-2007, 05:14 PM	#23
PornMogul Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Location: LA Posts: 1,495	bro chill the fuck out jeez, you have to rant on gfy about your package being late, come on