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minusonebit · 11-23-2007, 10:43 AM

God, people are already getting on my nerves with this holiday bullshit. FedEx sent out Wednesday the 21st well before the cutoff time. Paid extra so that it would be here at 10 fucking 30 AM this morning. Clock hits 10:30, no fucking FedEx. When 11:30 comes and goes and still not fucking FedEx, I call them and ask them "Where is My FUCKING FEDEX Package?" and the dumb bitch starts in with the excuses, "We are running a little bit late with the extra holiday volume it should be there by noon."

Sure enough, I track it online and its not holiday volume, its because they left it sitting in fucking Memphis, TN until 4 AM this morning, then they rushed it on a plane to OKC in time to get it on the road by 8 AM when its due here by 10:30. That was real fucking bright. Then I tell her I want a credit to the account and she tries to tell me service is not guaranteed today. I said "Bull-fucking-shit. Thats not what it says on the form and thats not what I paid for. If I knew you were gonna sit on it I would have sent it out USPS Express because they would have fucking delivered it on Thanksgiving Day, though they would have charged more." Finally, dumb bitch gets her super on the phone, promises I'll get my damned refund if I call in once its finally delivered, whenever the fuck that happens to be.

So tired of people's bullshit with holidays. The fucking holiday is over. Get back to work.

So up yours, FedEx.

11-23-2007, 10:43 AM
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Where is My FUCKING FEDEX Package? God, people are already getting on my nerves with this holiday bullshit. FedEx sent out Wednesday the 21st well before the cutoff time. Paid extra so that it would be here at 10 fucking 30 AM this morning. Clock hits 10:30, no fucking FedEx. When 11:30 comes and goes and still not fucking FedEx, I call them and ask them "Where is My FUCKING FEDEX Package?" and the dumb bitch starts in with the excuses, "We are running a little bit late with the extra holiday volume it should be there by noon." Sure enough, I track it online and its not holiday volume, its because they left it sitting in fucking Memphis, TN until 4 AM this morning, then they rushed it on a plane to OKC in time to get it on the road by 8 AM when its due here by 10:30. That was real fucking bright. Then I tell her I want a credit to the account and she tries to tell me service is not guaranteed today. I said "Bull-fucking-shit. Thats not what it says on the form and thats not what I paid for. If I knew you were gonna sit on it I would have sent it out USPS Express because they would have fucking delivered it on Thanksgiving Day, though they would have charged more." Finally, dumb bitch gets her super on the phone, promises I'll get my damned refund if I call in once its finally delivered, whenever the fuck that happens to be. So tired of people's bullshit with holidays. The fucking holiday is over. Get back to work. So up yours, FedEx.