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siccmade · 09-30-2007, 12:04 AM

JUICY! Let me tell you why I NEED a FleshLight

My girlfriend is always bitching me out for getting drunk and getting on GFY. She says we can't afford my beer habit anymore...

So I quit drinking for 2 days. It was hard but I did it. 2 whole fucking days!! On the third day when I come home from work OMFG! She's spent $80 on some makeup.

I looked at her all pissed off and said how the hell we can't afford my beer habit but we can afford all this makeup.

She had the balls to say "I got the makeup to look good for you"

I snapped right back telling her "That's what the beer was for!"

So as you could imagine I can really use a FleshLight right about now. No beer, pussy, or pillow! If I'm chosen mail me at bradyhq -at- gmail.com thanks!

ne0 · 09-30-2007, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade

JUICY! Let me tell you why I NEED a FleshLight

My girlfriend is always bitching me out for getting drunk and getting on GFY. She says we can't afford my beer habit anymore...

So I quit drinking for 2 days. It was hard but I did it. 2 whole fucking days!! On the third day when I come home from work OMFG! She's spent $80 on some makeup.

I looked at her all pissed off and said how the hell we can't afford my beer habit but we can afford all this makeup.

She had the balls to say "I got the makeup to look good for you"

I snapped right back telling her "That's what the beer was for!"

So as you could imagine I can really use a FleshLight right about now. No beer, pussy, or pillow! If I'm chosen mail me at bradyhq -at- gmail.com thanks!

hahahaha, someone ship this guy a fleshlight :P

mikesinner · 09-30-2007, 12:16 AM

Shit man I don't even have a girlfriend right now so ship me one.

siccmade · 09-30-2007, 09:20 PM

Hook me up juicy... this is gonna be another lonely night on the couch!

will76 · 09-30-2007, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

heheheeh i have seen a few of those already keep em coming.

how about this ?

LC peed on himself, thats funny ?

10-01-2007, 12:57 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

WinstonTriplexcash · 10-01-2007, 01:04 AM

bush has donated sperm

mikesinner · 10-01-2007, 03:26 PM

Any ideas on who might win?

siccmade · 10-02-2007, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner

Any ideas on who might win?

I think he forgot about us....

If I had the fleshlight, I'm sure I'd be fucking the hell out of it doggystyle RIGHT NOW!

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade

I think he forgot about us....

If I had the fleshlight, I'm sure I'd be fucking the hell out of it doggystyle RIGHT NOW!

I am hereeeeeeeeeee Juicy dont forget!!!!!!!!!!

Ill pick winners now

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 10:46 AM

omg the deez nuts video wtff

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade

JUICY! Let me tell you why I NEED a FleshLight

My girlfriend is always bitching me out for getting drunk and getting on GFY. She says we can't afford my beer habit anymore...

So I quit drinking for 2 days. It was hard but I did it. 2 whole fucking days!! On the third day when I come home from work OMFG! She's spent $80 on some makeup.

I looked at her all pissed off and said how the hell we can't afford my beer habit but we can afford all this makeup.

She had the balls to say "I got the makeup to look good for you"

I snapped right back telling her "That's what the beer was for!"

So as you could imagine I can really use a FleshLight right about now. No beer, pussy, or pillow! If I'm chosen mail me at bradyhq -at- gmail.com thanks!

loll is i ssend you one .... will you video tape yourself opening up the box as your girl is thetre????

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaLayLaH

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

OMFGGGGGGGGGG

phasic · 10-02-2007, 11:04 AM

too late for entries?

http://www.livevideo.com/video/dudew...an-strip-.aspx

Got Porn? · 10-02-2007, 11:21 AM

The Landlord
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CIVMatt · 10-02-2007, 11:29 AM

phasic · 10-02-2007, 11:42 AM

http://www.funny-shit.com/index.php?...3&do wnload=1

click the download link to watch it

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phasic

too late for entries?

http://www.livevideo.com/video/dudew...an-strip-.aspx

Ill extend it to midnight EST tonight.

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 04:26 PM

4 and 1/2 hours till submissio end some remind me tomorrow to pick winners

Hollywood Horwitz · 10-02-2007, 05:16 PM

this thread has some hilarious pics and vids!

phasic · 10-02-2007, 06:15 PM

How many entries do we get? Im not gonna stop I want a fleshlight.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bkP_G8AxtIA

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 06:18 PM

3 hrs left enter as much as u want

Scroto · 10-02-2007, 06:21 PM

Bird · 10-02-2007, 06:22 PM

I need two of them one for my balls and one for my dick. I want to try and stuff my balls in one and flip the dick down the other.

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 07:42 PM

1 hr or so lefttttttttttttttttt

dozey · 10-02-2007, 08:23 PM

Behold, original family safe entertainment. Unfortunately I couldn't find / be bothered searching for any lewd ones.

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 09:18 PM

Ok mo more submission , i will pick some winners

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner

This is a cool Bob in Tom prank call
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

Winner !!!!!!!!!! Email Me jdl # fleshlight

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade

JUICY! Let me tell you why I NEED a FleshLight

My girlfriend is always bitching me out for getting drunk and getting on GFY. She says we can't afford my beer habit anymore...

So I quit drinking for 2 days. It was hard but I did it. 2 whole fucking days!! On the third day when I come home from work OMFG! She's spent $80 on some makeup.

I looked at her all pissed off and said how the hell we can't afford my beer habit but we can afford all this makeup.

She had the balls to say "I got the makeup to look good for you"

I snapped right back telling her "That's what the beer was for!"

So as you could imagine I can really use a FleshLight right about now. No beer, pussy, or pillow! If I'm chosen mail me at bradyhq -at- gmail.com thanks!

Winner !!!!!!!!!! Email Me jdl # fleshlight

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justfuckedmyself

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fAgjg3FQ_zk

Winner !!!!!!!!!! Email Me jdl # fleshlight

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaLayLaH

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

Winner !!!!!!!!!! Email Me jdl # fleshlight

siccmade · 10-02-2007, 10:08 PM

whats JDL # ?

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2007, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade

whats JDL # ?

juicy*--*at*--*fleshlight d00000000000000000000000t cum

Justfuckedmyself · 10-02-2007, 10:37 PM

WOOOOOOOO!!!! I WON A FLESHLIGHT!!!!

Just emailed you Juicy!

Juicy D. Links · 10-03-2007, 06:23 AM

email meeeeeeee i make mistakeee

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Lykos · 10-03-2007, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick!

Juicy D. Links · 10-03-2007, 07:36 AM

winners get in touch with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SilkyJohnson · 10-03-2007, 10:48 AM

Enjoy...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vSb-nV8l2QY

Vick! · 10-03-2007, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

email meeeeeeee i make mistakeee

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Hey Juice, where the fuck is my fleshlight?

will76 · 10-03-2007, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

juicy*--*at*--*fleshlight d00000000000000000000000t cum

i wouldn't have posted that, you are so going to get a ton of spam now

Juicy D. Links · 10-03-2007, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

i wouldn't have posted that, you are so going to get a ton of spam now

Az A Bay Bay · 10-03-2007, 12:41 PM

isnt tht nice to knw ")

10-03-2007, 11:44 PM

[email protected]?

siccmade · 10-04-2007, 02:23 AM

I hope I sent the mail to the right address. :{

Juicy D. Links · 10-04-2007, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade

I hope I sent the mail to the right address. :{

yeah got it check your emails

Violetta · 10-04-2007, 06:27 AM

haha... great thread

CIVMatt · 10-04-2007, 07:47 AM

Damn no love for the cat pics

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siccmade Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canton, Ohio Posts: 1,641	JUICY! Let me tell you why I NEED a FleshLight My girlfriend is always bitching me out for getting drunk and getting on GFY. She says we can't afford my beer habit anymore... So I quit drinking for 2 days. It was hard but I did it. 2 whole fucking days!! On the third day when I come home from work OMFG! She's spent $80 on some makeup. I looked at her all pissed off and said how the hell we can't afford my beer habit but we can afford all this makeup. She had the balls to say "I got the makeup to look good for you" I snapped right back telling her "That's what the beer was for!" So as you could imagine I can really use a FleshLight right about now. No beer, pussy, or pillow! If I'm chosen mail me at bradyhq -at- gmail.com thanks! __________________ Adult XXX Hits - Adult Traffic Exchange. Get free traffic! Last edited by siccmade; 09-30-2007 at 12:05 AM..

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