Originally Posted by siccmade

JUICY! Let me tell you why I NEED a FleshLight

My girlfriend is always bitching me out for getting drunk and getting on GFY. She says we can't afford my beer habit anymore...

So I quit drinking for 2 days. It was hard but I did it. 2 whole fucking days!! On the third day when I come home from work OMFG! She's spent $80 on some makeup.

I looked at her all pissed off and said how the hell we can't afford my beer habit but we can afford all this makeup.

She had the balls to say "I got the makeup to look good for you"

I snapped right back telling her "That's what the beer was for!"

So as you could imagine I can really use a FleshLight right about now. No beer, pussy, or pillow! If I'm chosen mail me at bradyhq -at- gmail.com thanks!