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I give away a FLESHLIGHT here... step inside.
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Make me laugh Youtube vid , pic , anything.... If there are a bunch of goodones ill give out more. |
A real talent.. https://youtube.com/watch?search=...&v=sBaQo86vx48
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Here's some funny fart stuff from youtube
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jwhHmDy-t1Y Dinosaur Farting Animation https://youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g Mythbusters - Do Girls Fart https://youtube.com/watch?v=352paiBIZQ4 Dude Lighting His Farts https://youtube.com/watch?v=iRUGGy9RVrM Dutch Song About Farting |
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Two gay men have been living together for quite a while
Two gay men have been living together for quite a while, when they decide that they want to father a child. Unable to decide who will be the biological father of the child, they decide to mix thier sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificaly insemenated. Nine moths passes, and the baby is born. The two new fathers are looking through the glass window at the hospital nuserary, looking at twenty screaming babies and one calm quite baby attempting to decide which baby is thiers. Finaly a nurse comes along and they ask which baby is thiers, and the nurse replies that the quiet one in the corrner is thiers. How wonderful they reply, all these sceaming babies, and ours is so quiet and happy. The nurse replies he is quiet now, but wait untill we take the pacifier out of his ass. |
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http://queerbeacon.typepad.com/queer...illeweeman.jpg
I figured someone could do something with this pic |
heheheeh i have seen a few of those already keep em coming.
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This is a cool Bob in Tom prank call
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI |
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keep em coming i am about to doze off any sec , i havent slept
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is it unused?
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Juicy you sexy thang .. I've dreamed of your eyebrows, with this lovely Bosa Nova playing in the background.
http://www.goodiebag.tv/video/do_you_take_it.htm :thumbsup |
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Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon. However, they have no idea what there supposed to do once they get to their hotel room. The newlyweds decide to call his mother and get some advice on what to do.
The mother says that they should sit on the bed together and snuggle with each other and things should start to happen from there. The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else happens. He calls his mother back to find out what to do next. She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers in bed, and nature should takes its course. The bride and groom take his mother`s advice but still nothing. He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him. A few minutes later he reluctantly calls his mother back, "Well, I have my nose in her armpit. What do I do next?" |
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up.
"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up. "Okay, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" Three hands stay up; there`s a slight murmur in the crowd. "Gosh, that`s pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you`ve actually had sexual contact with a ghost?" The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I`m sorry, I thought you said `goat`." |
A man was on a train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window.
After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch." "Listen, love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train." He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the shrimps. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep. The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles. After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" "It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and I'll do what I want on this train." At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord. The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha, ha, you'll get fined heavily for that!" To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the police smell your fingers." |
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some good shit here :thumbsup
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i am here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Tom Mabe deserves a Fleshlight. :thumbsup |
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They are locals here... When i was attending college, the best part was the hour drive in the morning... Listening to bob and tom... ive heard some other horseshit wanna bes ... something like man cow? i dont even get it, its annoying just listening to their station, they sound like a buncha fuckin backwards ass douche bags that think their sound box is golden... QUIT PUSHING BUTTONS YOU STUPID FUCKS!!! bob and tom for the win |
OMG that Tom Mabe recording was fantastic!!! Gotta try something like that sometime hehehe
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Not to thread hijack but bob and tom never stop laughing... and nothing they're laughing at is actually funny in the first place. also, saying "ftw" is fucking lame.
Oh yeah, and if these dont win I dont know what will: https://youtube.com/watch?v=vzgEi_u9-88 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175 (the sequel) !!!! |
omggggg ill pick some winners tomorrrow night or monday morning
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I need a fleshlight. I've never had one.
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Are these used fleshlights ... lol
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Come on Juicy, This will be my first one
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mine's too :(
I want a fleshlight based in juicy's ass! |
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