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Sly · 09-13-2007, 03:00 PM

Truth.

Can anyone say the same?

ServerGenius · 09-13-2007, 03:03 PM

Liar 8chars

scottybuzz · 09-13-2007, 03:07 PM

i have never masterbated in the last 3 minuites.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-13-2007, 03:11 PM

i masturbated lastnight

Violetta · 09-13-2007, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

i have never masterbated in the last 3 minuites.

C H R I S · 09-13-2007, 03:15 PM

ORLY --- likely story ----

09-13-2007, 03:16 PM

I've never gone a day without doing so...How many people can say that?

Ice · 09-13-2007, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Truth.

Can anyone say the same?

You just get someone else to do it for you......

I still have blisters on my hands

SexualDragon · 09-13-2007, 03:18 PM

I am doing it now

tASSy · 09-13-2007, 03:33 PM

that would be a damned shame.

ridikuloz · 09-13-2007, 03:41 PM

having your dog lick your nuts counts as masturbation.

Iron Fist · 09-13-2007, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon

I am doing it now

Does staring at red make you horny?

DLEditor · 09-13-2007, 03:46 PM

you serious?

kristin · 09-13-2007, 03:47 PM

Sorry to hear that ....

shekinah · 09-13-2007, 03:47 PM

That is quite unbelievable!

naughtysarah · 09-13-2007, 03:48 PM

Liar!!! You are missing out. Once you start you can't stop....

nikki99 · 09-13-2007, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

i have never masterbated in the last 3 minuites.

Miss Vanessa · 09-13-2007, 03:52 PM

ummm, i dont know if thats even possible.

ServerGenius · 09-13-2007, 03:52 PM

sex is good but it never beats the real thing

Miss Vanessa · 09-13-2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by naughtysarah

Liar!!! You are missing out. Once you start you can't stop....

kind of like pringles, where once you pop, you can't stop?

Snake Doctor · 09-13-2007, 03:53 PM

That's just because you can't though right?

Boogie Nights · 09-13-2007, 04:01 PM

anyone who says they never masturbated is either a liar, has medical problems, or is serial killer.

Dejan · 09-13-2007, 04:03 PM

you're 12?

StarkReality · 09-13-2007, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boogie Nights

anyone who says they never masturbated is either a liar, has medical problems, or is serial killer.

That sums it up well, although the serial killer theory is a bit far off

Ice · 09-13-2007, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boogie Nights

anyone who says they never masturbated is either a liar, has medical problems, or is serial killer.

Which one are you then?

geeknik · 09-13-2007, 04:27 PM

Liar.

Dirty Dane · 09-13-2007, 04:27 PM

You should try it. It feels good

Hollywood Horwitz · 09-13-2007, 04:30 PM

whats stopping you?

pornask · 09-13-2007, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by naughtysarah

Liar!!! You are missing out. Once you start you can't stop....

I agree, it's addictive :D

xroach · 09-13-2007, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Truth.

Can anyone say the same?

shitty for ya, probably backed up and hostile

frostyimpressions · 09-13-2007, 04:40 PM

And you're proud of that?

jalami · 09-13-2007, 04:43 PM

Hehehe... nice one. C'mon Sly, admit it, if you could, you would!

(looking up the patent for the auto-masturbation device)
http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6902525-claims.html

421Fill · 09-13-2007, 04:44 PM

I'm pretty sure that you've said in the past that you are in a chair... perhaps you're unable to masturbate? but that would mean you couldn't have sex either?? damn that would suck ass

or....

you're just trolling. lol

C H R I S · 09-13-2007, 04:44 PM

Double amputee?

cheapgallerydesign · 09-13-2007, 04:44 PM

You people obviously do not know who Sly is

BradM · 09-13-2007, 04:46 PM

Then why do you have the nickname "The Amazing Wheeling Erection"?

OY · 09-13-2007, 05:00 PM

nevermind, just thought of something...

my bad.

AmigoPorn · 09-13-2007, 05:04 PM

I'm so sorry for you.

No physical problems? Everything works fine?

fuzebox · 09-13-2007, 05:55 PM

mikeyddddd · 09-13-2007, 06:00 PM

nosey · 09-13-2007, 06:05 PM

After Shock Media · 09-13-2007, 06:09 PM

I can also say that during my entire life I have never masterbated with my hands or any appendage.

lovablecats · 09-13-2007, 06:13 PM

i am so sorry for you ,i not line

Brent 3dSexCash · 09-13-2007, 06:27 PM

i have never masturbated to this thread

fris · 09-13-2007, 06:32 PM

masturbation is a sin

peterk · 09-13-2007, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

I could not agree more

After Shock Media · 09-13-2007, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterk

I could not agree more

Not if you know Sly or myself.

LiveDose · 09-13-2007, 10:53 PM

Funny thread.

spacedog · 09-13-2007, 11:02 PM

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusual amounts of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when a person compulsively masturbates.

For the person engaging in compulsive masturbation, they often experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of compulsive masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetylcholine. This behavior can also drain the motor nerves, neuro-muscular endings, and tissues of acetylcholine and replace it with too much stress adrenalin which is where memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters come from.

zeruel · 09-13-2007, 11:07 PM

hahaha... that's weird...

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