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gandalfuy · 09-13-2007, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

i have never masterbated in the last 3 minuites.

i have .

Farang · 09-13-2007, 11:13 PM

no shit?

polish_aristocrat · 09-13-2007, 11:34 PM

Sly, whats the point in such threads, if they arent true?

ilbb · 09-13-2007, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Truth.

Can anyone say the same?

Poor man, is it possible to physic it?

AGS-17 · 09-13-2007, 11:41 PM

sory i not line too

gooddomains · 09-14-2007, 05:20 AM

time to start bro

gooddomains · 09-14-2007, 05:20 AM

better now than never

Cash · 09-14-2007, 06:24 AM

Yeah, right, never masturbated ...

09-14-2007, 06:28 AM

If any of you knew about Sly's condition, you'd be much more inclined to believe his statement.

loreen · 09-14-2007, 06:59 AM

I'm sorry.

mistergardener · 09-14-2007, 07:03 AM

Informative.

Hank_Heartland · 09-14-2007, 07:04 AM

Do the Icy Hot on your balls count

dirtysouth · 09-14-2007, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheapgallerydesign

You people obviously do not know who Sly is

Ditto. And he's def a cool mofo! Sly = good peoples.

CaptainHowdy · 09-14-2007, 09:12 AM

Don't do it... it's quite addictive.

Star 69 · 09-14-2007, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Truth.

Can anyone say the same?

And the OSKAR goes to........Sly

Rama · 09-14-2007, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris

Double amputee?

he can try feetjobs!!

modF · 09-14-2007, 09:53 AM

If you could though, you would right?

GAMEFINEST · 09-14-2007, 09:56 AM

i havent either ...since the day 1

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-14-2007, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox

If any of you knew about Sly's condition, you'd be much more inclined to believe his statement.

whats his condition?

ArielRebel · 09-14-2007, 10:04 AM

you really miss something... lol

geedub · 09-14-2007, 10:21 AM

sly you probably get enough tail where wackin it isnt an option.

09-14-2007, 10:22 AM

HIPOCRITE!

hehheehe

Drake · 09-14-2007, 10:26 AM

feel backed up?

fuzebox · 09-14-2007, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox

If any of you knew about Sly's condition, you'd be much more inclined to believe his statement.

But that's the point of the thread

tranza · 09-14-2007, 10:50 AM

I masturbate once a month on average.

tranza · 09-14-2007, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey

gimo33 · 09-14-2007, 11:04 AM

Don't worry, I've masturbated enough for the both of us

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog

For the person engaging in compulsive masturbation, they often experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of compulsive masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetylcholine. This behavior can also drain the motor nerves, neuro-muscular endings, and tissues of acetylcholine and replace it with too much stress adrenalin which is where memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters come from.

Uhmmm where am I? what are we talking about again?...

AK · 09-14-2007, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey

Sly · 09-14-2007, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

Sly, whats the point in such threads, if they arent true?

What are you talking about?

Silvercash Toni · 09-14-2007, 12:02 PM

I suggest you try it right now... lol

BetChips · 09-14-2007, 12:18 PM

Good Luck To you

Donfoolio · 09-14-2007, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Truth.

Can anyone say the same?

Orly? you must have some huge balls by now then

Nasty JoJo · 09-14-2007, 12:36 PM

Are you human?

Brad · 09-14-2007, 12:39 PM

I call bullshit

flashfire · 09-14-2007, 12:41 PM

as if, I dont buy it

xmas13 · 09-14-2007, 12:45 PM

80% of men 'officially' masturbate, and 80% of the remaining 20% are liars

gornyhuy · 09-14-2007, 12:47 PM

My hands are still sticky from my last session.

nAtuRaLbEautY · 09-14-2007, 12:53 PM

I have NEVER masturbated in my life

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Truth.

Can anyone say the same?

if that's true, you're not human bud!. hahaha!

doopix · 09-14-2007, 01:35 PM

Are you all stupid?
This man has probably been physically disabled since birth.

polish_aristocrat · 09-14-2007, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

What are you talking about?

well, you know it....

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/157487-masturbating.html

Tanker · 09-14-2007, 01:45 PM

Sly gets all the pussy I remember at a show he has some chicks in the bathroom with him! YEAH BOY You GO

Sly · 09-14-2007, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

well, you know it....

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/157487-masturbating.html

What isn't true? What are you talking about?

Peaches · 09-14-2007, 02:12 PM

Sly was one of the first in the biz to outsource manual labor ;)

TeenCat · 09-14-2007, 02:13 PM

i have never replied in this post ... ;)

polish_aristocrat · 09-14-2007, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

What isn't true? What are you talking about?

I am saying that 4 years ago you were claiming you're going to try to go one year without masturbating, and right now you claim that you never masturbated in your life.

actually its pathetic for me to discuss this so I'll leave it at that, perhaps when it comes to biz you're more serious

Vick! · 09-14-2007, 02:19 PM

I call lie, or you are not man.

SykkBoy · 09-14-2007, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

I am saying that 4 years ago you were claiming you're going to try to go one year without masturbating, and right now you claim that you never masturbated in your life.

actually its pathetic for me to discuss this so I'll leave it at that, perhaps when it comes to biz you're more serious

That doesn't mean he masturbated, THEN started the one year thing...he was saying, for the next year, he wasn't going to and he didn't...

Zebra · 09-14-2007, 02:36 PM

Sly caught a bunch of dumb fish today. Hook, line, and sinker. Nice job Sly!

beemk · 09-14-2007, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

I am saying that 4 years ago you were claiming you're going to try to go one year without masturbating, and right now you claim that you never masturbated in your life.

actually its pathetic for me to discuss this so I'll leave it at that, perhaps when it comes to biz you're more serious

lol, hes playing the same joke now as he was back then, where in that post did it ever say he has ever masturbated?

Sly · 09-14-2007, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

I am saying that 4 years ago you were claiming you're going to try to go one year without masturbating, and right now you claim that you never masturbated in your life.

actually its pathetic for me to discuss this so I'll leave it at that, perhaps when it comes to biz you're more serious

So where did I lie?

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