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  • Sly
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    • Sep 2004
    • 31376
    #1

    I have NEVER masturbated in my life

    Truth.

    Can anyone say the same?
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    • ServerGenius
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      • Feb 2002
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      #2
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        • scottybuzz
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          • May 2006
          • 14799
          #3
          i have never masterbated in the last 3 minuites.
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            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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              • Jan 2004
              • 16502
              #4
              i masturbated lastnight

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                • Violetta
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                  • Jul 2004
                  • 28735
                  #5
                  Originally posted by scottybuzz
                  i have never masterbated in the last 3 minuites.
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                    • C H R I S
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                      • Nov 2005
                      • 10842
                      #6
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                        • shermo
                          #7
                          I've never gone a day without doing so...How many people can say that?

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                            • Ice
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 26053
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Sly
                              Truth.

                              Can anyone say the same?
                              You just get someone else to do it for you......








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                                • SexualDragon
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                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 3038
                                  #9
                                  I am doing it now
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                                    • tASSy
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                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 8229
                                      #10
                                      that would be a damned shame.

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                                        • ridikuloz
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                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 2080
                                          #11
                                          having your dog lick your nuts counts as masturbation.
                                          Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.

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                                            • Iron Fist
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                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 23400
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by SexualDragon
                                              I am doing it now
                                              Does staring at red make you horny?
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                                                • DLEditor
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                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 124
                                                  #13
                                                  you serious?
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                                                    • kristin
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                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 9768
                                                      #14
                                                      Sorry to hear that ....
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                                                        • shekinah
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                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 8452
                                                          #15
                                                          That is quite unbelievable!

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                                                            • naughtysarah
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                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                              • 59
                                                              #16
                                                              Liar!!! You are missing out. Once you start you can't stop....
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                                                                • nikki99
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                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 23087
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by scottybuzz
                                                                  i have never masterbated in the last 3 minuites.
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                                                                    • Miss Vanessa
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                                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                                      • 145
                                                                      #18
                                                                      ummm, i dont know if thats even possible.


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                                                                        • ServerGenius
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                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 9377
                                                                          #19
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                                                                            • Miss Vanessa
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                                                                              • Aug 2007
                                                                              • 145
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by naughtysarah
                                                                              Liar!!! You are missing out. Once you start you can't stop....
                                                                              kind of like pringles, where once you pop, you can't stop?


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                                                                                • Snake Doctor
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                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                  • 13449
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  That's just because you can't though right?
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                                                                                    • Boogie Nights
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                                                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                                                      • 69
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      anyone who says they never masturbated is either a liar, has medical problems, or is serial killer.

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                                                                                        • Dejan
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                                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                                          • 8776
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          you're 12?
                                                                                          Convert your East European traffic

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                                                                                            • StarkReality
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                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 4444
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Boogie Nights
                                                                                              anyone who says they never masturbated is either a liar, has medical problems, or is serial killer.
                                                                                              That sums it up well, although the serial killer theory is a bit far off

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                                                                                                • Ice
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                  • 26053
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Boogie Nights
                                                                                                  anyone who says they never masturbated is either a liar, has medical problems, or is serial killer.
                                                                                                  Which one are you then?
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                                                                                                    • geeknik
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                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                      • 8364
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Liar.
                                                                                                      hacker 4 hire.

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                                                                                                        • Dirty Dane
                                                                                                          Sick Fuck
                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                          • 9491
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          You should try it. It feels good

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                                                                                                            • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                              • 4357
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              whats stopping you?
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                                                                                                                • pornask
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                                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                  • 6518
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by naughtysarah
                                                                                                                  Liar!!! You are missing out. Once you start you can't stop....
                                                                                                                  I agree, it's addictive :D

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                                                                                                                    • xroach
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                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                      • 963
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                                                      Truth.

                                                                                                                      Can anyone say the same?
                                                                                                                      shitty for ya, probably backed up and hostile

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                                                                                                                        • frostyimpressions
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                                                                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                                                                          • 918
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          And you're proud of that?
                                                                                                                          Lisa

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                                                                                                                            • jalami
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                                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                                              • 845
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Hehehe... nice one. C'mon Sly, admit it, if you could, you would!

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                                                                                                                                • 421Fill
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                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 20659
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I'm pretty sure that you've said in the past that you are in a chair... perhaps you're unable to masturbate? but that would mean you couldn't have sex either?? damn that would suck ass






                                                                                                                                  or....





                                                                                                                                  you're just trolling. lol

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                                                                                                                                    • C H R I S
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 10842
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Double amputee?
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                                                                                                                                        • cheapgallerydesign
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                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2007
                                                                                                                                          • 380
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          You people obviously do not know who Sly is

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                                                                                                                                            • BradM
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                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 3397
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Then why do you have the nickname "The Amazing Wheeling Erection"?

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                                                                                                                                                • OY
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                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 5401
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  nevermind, just thought of something...

                                                                                                                                                  my bad.
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                                                                                                                                                    • AmigoPorn
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I'm so sorry for you.

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                                                                                                                                                        • fuzebox
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                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 22352
                                                                                                                                                          #39

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                                                                                                                                                            • mikeyddddd
                                                                                                                                                              Viva la vulva!
                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                • nosey
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41

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                                                                                                                                                                    • After Shock Media
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 35299
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      I can also say that during my entire life I have never masterbated with my hands or any appendage.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • lovablecats
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2007
                                                                                                                                                                          • 46
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          i am so sorry for you ,i not line

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Brent 3dSexCash
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2007
                                                                                                                                                                              • 1064
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              i have never masturbated to this thread

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                                                                                                                                                                                • fris
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 55679
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  masturbation is a sin
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • peterk
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3529
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                                                                                                                                      I could not agree more
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • After Shock Media
                                                                                                                                                                                          It's coming look busy
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 35299
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by peterk
                                                                                                                                                                                          I could not agree more
                                                                                                                                                                                          Not if you know Sly or myself.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • LiveDose
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Funny thread.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • spacedog
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 14149
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusual amounts of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when a person compulsively masturbates.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  For the person engaging in compulsive masturbation, they often experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of compulsive masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetylcholine. This behavior can also drain the motor nerves, neuro-muscular endings, and tissues of acetylcholine and replace it with too much stress adrenalin which is where memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters come from.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • zeruel
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      hahaha... that's weird...

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