The Apex of My Existence: I Made It On www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com - GoFuckYourself.com

xxxjay · 08-25-2007, 01:58 PM

Of all my accomplishments, as numbers and vast as they be, I sit today on the precipice of all success and accomplishment. This shall eclipse whatever I shall accomplish, even if I were do exist on this Earth as a paradigm of triumph for another half century…that’s right folks, I made it onto www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

See me here:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com (scroll down to “Where’s Waldouche”)

Of course, I’m not really that much of a douche. I’m actually a fan of the site…I just grabbed a bunch of hot chicks and tried to throw together every earmarking of a douchebag that I could within 5 minutes and I’ll have to say I did a pretty good job.

Sosa · 08-25-2007, 02:06 PM

lol good for you!

RayBonga · 08-25-2007, 02:07 PM

Congrats man

RevSand · 08-25-2007, 02:09 PM

HAHA.. That site rocks.. Been reading it on and off since I think you 1st posted it.. Always good for a laugh... CONGRATS!

xxxjay · 08-25-2007, 02:44 PM

Yes...I am a goldengod!

starpimps · 08-25-2007, 02:46 PM

lol fucking golden
nice job man, i have always wanted to make it on there

CDSmith · 08-25-2007, 02:56 PM

Quote:

"a scruffy white trash uberchoadbag who thinks he's a hip-hop Nubian prince."

Bwahahahahahaaahaa

You're a star Jay. :D

xNetworx · 08-25-2007, 02:58 PM

Did you submit the pic yourself? If so, that is kinda scroatacious

KingpinMedia · 08-25-2007, 03:28 PM

haha - that is fucking great man.

aico · 08-25-2007, 04:07 PM

Mad props yo, represent!

KiraSilver · 08-26-2007, 07:08 PM

That is great - I love it

Zuzana Designs · 08-26-2007, 07:09 PM

woot woot

looking good

RawAlex · 08-26-2007, 07:11 PM

That website just looks like a standard porn convention.

CaptainHowdy · 08-26-2007, 07:25 PM

LOL! Congrats to you...

Pornwolf · 08-26-2007, 07:26 PM

Congrats! I'm sure your parents are very proud of this milestone in your life!

AINOKEA · 08-26-2007, 07:30 PM

Party like a rockstar! Proof that if we focus on our goals they can all be achieved.

SleazyDream · 08-26-2007, 08:37 PM

soooo awesome!

Martin · 08-26-2007, 09:17 PM

cool site lol..

xxxjay · 08-26-2007, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Did you submit the pic yourself? If so, that is kinda scroatacious

Yep, I am a total douchebag!

Evil E · 08-26-2007, 10:05 PM

We already knew you were a douche, at least we now know you hang out with hot chicks

ARS Bryan · 08-26-2007, 10:09 PM

Congrats zum zee veeners

SomeCreep · 08-26-2007, 11:14 PM

el oh el.

american pervert · 08-26-2007, 11:33 PM

jesus i can't keep my eyes open today

DickShoke · 08-27-2007, 12:09 AM

that sites pretty hillarious.

Gentle_Ben · 08-27-2007, 02:23 AM

thats jokes man, congrats

xxxjay · 08-27-2007, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AINOKEA

Party like a rockstar! Proof that if we focus on our goals they can all be achieved.

Yeah man...4 shizzle...I am on there twice now.

MetaMan · 08-27-2007, 03:51 PM

uhh just fyi all wannabe rockers are douchebags, and you def. fit that category.

Huggles · 08-27-2007, 03:54 PM

Would have been so much sweeter if Jay had a little lipgloss on and was making a Joey Porsche kissy-face

MetaMan · 08-27-2007, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles

Would have been so much sweeter if Jay had a little lipgloss on and was making a Joey Porsche kissy-face

why because you would have probably come in this thread with a lame attempt at ass kissing anyway?

Jai · 08-27-2007, 03:59 PM

oompa prompa is the fuckn king LMAO

Drake · 08-27-2007, 04:04 PM

lol awesome. Some of those girls you're with are sublime.

_Richard_ · 08-27-2007, 04:10 PM

"a scruffy white trash uberchoadbag who thinks he's a hip-hop Nubian prince."

example: cyber-definition of 'pwnage'

xxxjay · 08-27-2007, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

uhh just fyi all wannabe rockers are douchebags, and you def. fit that category.

Wannabe rockers? I am a rocker you fucking faggot...I have 4 CDs out and played the whole world over.

Have you?

Go eat a pile of dicks.

Pete-KT · 08-27-2007, 09:24 PM

Very nice Jay good work

Raul_Mallcom · 08-28-2007, 12:48 PM

propz bud your holding your own next to the chick with the perfect abs!!

08-25-2007, 01:58 PM	#1
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	The Apex of My Existence: I Made It On www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com Of all my accomplishments, as numbers and vast as they be, I sit today on the precipice of all success and accomplishment. This shall eclipse whatever I shall accomplish, even if I were do exist on this Earth as a paradigm of triumph for another half century…that’s right folks, I made it onto www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com. See me here: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com (scroll down to “Where’s Waldouche”) Of course, I’m not really that much of a douche. I’m actually a fan of the site…I just grabbed a bunch of hot chicks and tried to throw together every earmarking of a douchebag that I could within 5 minutes and I’ll have to say I did a pretty good job. __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/ Last edited by xxxjay; 08-25-2007 at 02:00 PM..

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