Of all my accomplishments, as numbers and vast as they be, I sit today on the precipice of all success and accomplishment. This shall eclipse whatever I shall accomplish, even if I were do exist on this Earth as a paradigm of triumph for another half century…that’s right folks, I made it onto
www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com.
See me here:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com (scroll down to “Where’s Waldouche”)
Of course, I’m not really that much of a douche. I’m actually a fan of the site…I just grabbed a bunch of hot chicks and tried to throw together every earmarking of a douchebag that I could within 5 minutes and I’ll have to say I did a pretty good job.