The Apex of My Existence: I Made It On www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
 

Of all my accomplishments, as numbers and vast as they be, I sit today on the precipice of all success and accomplishment. This shall eclipse whatever I shall accomplish, even if I were do exist on this Earth as a paradigm of triumph for another half century…that’s right folks, I made it onto www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

See me here:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com (scroll down to “Where’s Waldouche”)

Of course, I’m not really that much of a douche. I’m actually a fan of the site…I just grabbed a bunch of hot chicks and tried to throw together every earmarking of a douchebag that I could within 5 minutes and I’ll have to say I did a pretty good job.

lol good for you!

Congrats man :1orglaugh

HAHA.. That site rocks.. Been reading it on and off since I think you 1st posted it.. Always good for a laugh... CONGRATS!

Yes...I am a goldengod!

lol fucking golden
nice job man, i have always wanted to make it on there

Bwahahahahahaaahaa

You're a star Jay. :D

Did you submit the pic yourself? If so, that is kinda scroatacious

haha - that is fucking great man.

Mad props yo, represent!

That is great - I love it

woot woot :) looking good

That website just looks like a standard porn convention.

LOL! Congrats to you...

Congrats! I'm sure your parents are very proud of this milestone in your life!

Party like a rockstar! Proof that if we focus on our goals they can all be achieved.

soooo awesome!

cool site lol..

Yep, I am a total douchebag!

We already knew you were a douche, at least we now know you hang out with hot chicks :)

Congrats zum zee veeners

el oh el.

jesus i can't keep my eyes open today

that sites pretty hillarious.

thats jokes man, congrats :pimp

Yeah man...4 shizzle...I am on there twice now.

uhh just fyi all wannabe rockers are douchebags, and you def. fit that category.

Would have been so much sweeter if Jay had a little lipgloss on and was making a Joey Porsche kissy-face

why because you would have probably come in this thread with a lame attempt at ass kissing anyway?

oompa prompa is the fuckn king LMAO

lol awesome. Some of those girls you're with are sublime.

"a scruffy white trash uberchoadbag who thinks he's a hip-hop Nubian prince."

example: cyber-definition of 'pwnage'

Wannabe rockers? I am a rocker you fucking faggot...I have 4 CDs out and played the whole world over.

Have you?

Go eat a pile of dicks.

Very nice Jay good work :)

propz bud your holding your own next to the chick with the perfect abs!!