FACT: Paul Markham's business posts are useless - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 08-07-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo

Damn you have some good one-liners in this thread. All these made me laugh.

Thanks, I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Sen · 08-07-2007, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Thanks, I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Hmmm your qoutes are very funny

tranza · 08-07-2007, 12:35 PM

I kind of agree with you on this one....

Jace · 08-07-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I opened an affiliate program that nearly three years later is still going, still supporting and paying affiliates and doing nicely. For a clueless guy it shows how easy running a paysite is.

Wonder how many of my enemies don't have the business sense to do the same as me. Of course some do. And some work in their back bedroom.

There you go I'm being arrogant again.

here is another thing that I can't get

you act as though you have "enemies" and people are "pissed off" for the things you do with your affiliate program....I am not sure where you get that from, but no one is your enemy, and I haven't run across anyone that is pissed off at you

you say "I can see how some sponsors and affiliates are scared about sites cutting prices"...who? name some please

last I checked there are hundreds of sites out there pushing FREE JOINS and $1 SITES...so, why do you think your $5 have people shaking in their boots?

BradM · 08-07-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Who says cheap porn sites don't work? (also known as Magic Join Links)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692656

An email from a member (riiiiiigggghhhhhtttttt)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692916

Here Paul claims to have invented the update page on a paysite tour
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=704214

In this thread, Paul is shocked that some affiliates are sending alot of traffic to hosted galleries but not getting any sales. He comes to GFY to ask what he should do.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=686972
(ummmm, how about do nothing dipshit. When offering FHG's you have to take the good with the bad, but I can understand how your shitty little site can't afford to cover the bandwidth bill)

Here Paul added the word "exclusive" to his tour to demonstrate that exclusive content doesn't convert better than non-exclusive
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=681770
(he didn't change the content, he just added the word exclusive)

Here Paul makes a shocking scientific discovery and educates all of us on how to find our affiliate ID on the join page. By knowing how to do this, Paul says you will be shave proof.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=658152

Paul your posts are useless, like Keith Richards to a vampire.

Quoted for humour.

BradM · 08-07-2007, 04:11 PM

Paul is 1 step below mentally retarded.

Young · 08-07-2007, 04:13 PM

If I saw this thread earlier today I wouldn't have wasted an hour of my time arguing with this moron.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 08-07-2007, 04:19 PM

And it goes on...

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Young · 08-07-2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Who says cheap porn sites don't work? (also known as Magic Join Links)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692656

An email from a member (riiiiiigggghhhhhtttttt)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692916

Here Paul claims to have invented the update page on a paysite tour
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=704214

In this thread, Paul is shocked that some affiliates are sending alot of traffic to hosted galleries but not getting any sales. He comes to GFY to ask what he should do.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=686972
(ummmm, how about do nothing dipshit. When offering FHG's you have to take the good with the bad, but I can understand how your shitty little site can't afford to cover the bandwidth bill)

Here Paul added the word "exclusive" to his tour to demonstrate that exclusive content doesn't convert better than non-exclusive
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=681770
(he didn't change the content, he just added the word exclusive)

Here Paul makes a shocking scientific discovery and educates all of us on how to find our affiliate ID on the join page. By knowing how to do this, Paul says you will be shave proof.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=658152

Paul your posts are useless, like Keith Richards to a vampire.

Let's not forget here

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/758123-bangbros-rep-affiliate-using-content-promote-yall-1.html

Paul thinks it's ok for affiiliates to rip content and post full videos...he calls it adapting.

Snake Doctor · 08-07-2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

If I saw this thread earlier today I wouldn't have wasted an hour of my time arguing with this moron.

Yes this thread is a public service announcement.

Paul's posts are like a peep hole in a nursing home

jonesonyou · 08-07-2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Exactly and what do you think puts money in your pocket. Sweet talking, pimping bros or porn that gets a surfers dick up?

Not arrogant just proud of what Eva can do. She shot all that content.

I love young girls doing each other.

Peter Romero · 08-07-2007, 04:29 PM

This is one of the best threads in GFY history.

Lenny... you're off the hook here.

Please carry on.

I'm on the floor.

Peter Romero
www.POVCash.com
ICQ: 286982522

Barefootsies · 08-07-2007, 05:37 PM

Pure genius

Snake Doctor · 08-08-2007, 11:48 AM

Paul's posts are like steak sauce in India

Mutt · 08-08-2007, 08:32 PM

your posts are like a suggest box in Tiannemen Square

now i'm trying to come up with my own.......

Snake Doctor · 08-09-2007, 01:21 PM

Paul's posts are like the NFL draft to Richard Simmons

Snake Doctor · 08-10-2007, 12:13 PM

Paul's posts are like the talent portion of the Miss America contest

Snake Doctor · 08-11-2007, 03:21 PM

Paul's posts are like the fourth of July in England

Boobs Dot Com · 08-11-2007, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Paul's posts are like steak sauce in India

These similes are awesome..

edgeprod · 08-11-2007, 03:27 PM

rofl, I like those, Lenny.

tolik · 08-11-2007, 03:34 PM

lol. this thread are so fucking funny ;)

it will be long thread i think ;)

Manowar · 08-11-2007, 03:36 PM

I find a lot of Paul's posts knowledgeable and informed tbh

Snake Doctor · 08-11-2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

I find a lot of Paul's posts knowledgeable and informed tbh

I suppose you also find President Bush wise and articulate?

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08-07-2007, 04:29 PM	#62
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08-07-2007, 05:37 PM	#63
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08-07-2007, 04:11 PM	#56
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Paul is 1 step below mentally retarded.

08-08-2007, 11:48 AM	#64
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Paul's posts are like steak sauce in India

08-08-2007, 08:32 PM	#65
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	your posts are like a suggest box in Tiannemen Square now i'm trying to come up with my own....... __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

08-09-2007, 01:21 PM	#66
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Paul's posts are like the NFL draft to Richard Simmons

08-10-2007, 12:13 PM	#67
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Paul's posts are like the talent portion of the Miss America contest

08-11-2007, 03:21 PM	#68
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Paul's posts are like the fourth of July in England

08-11-2007, 03:27 PM	#70
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	rofl, I like those, Lenny.

08-11-2007, 03:34 PM	#71
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08-11-2007, 03:36 PM	#72
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	I find a lot of Paul's posts knowledgeable and informed tbh