Ambush Interview #111 Kristin - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Wizzo · 07-19-2007, 07:18 AM

Woohoo.... Kristin and Doc are both great peeps to know and looking forward to learning more about her!

Bunni 1 · 07-19-2007, 09:18 AM

You are so cool and a doll to be around. Can't wait to hear more.

INCINERATOR · 07-19-2007, 10:38 AM

great interview.. Kristin is one of the friendliest, nicest people know and I feel honored to have known her and to call her a friend. I wait eagerly for more...

Topbuxom Lea · 07-19-2007, 10:50 AM

Kristin is TOTALLY a sales person....

whenever she needs something from me in the office she always says:

"c'mon lee, if you do it I'll give you oral"

promises, promises....

kristin · 07-19-2007, 10:54 AM

I'm traveling to San Fran today to meet with VideoBox ... answers may be sporadic.

Rochard · 07-19-2007, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

I'm traveling to San Fran today to meet with VideoBox ... answers may be sporadic.

How long are you in San Fran for? It's only a two hour drive from Sacramento and I'm in the mood for a road trip!

kristin · 07-19-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

How long are you in San Fran for? It's only a two hour drive from Sacramento and I'm in the mood for a road trip!

Here until Saturday morning ... and here is the next answer!

8. Who do you think is the funniest in the business and why?

This is really hard for me to answer. There are different kind of funny, like funny ha, ha, funny stunt type stuff, or just funny to talk to. One person that always comes to mind is Steve Lightspeed. For many reasons, Steve can always make me laugh. I joke around with him that I am writing a book about him, little does he know I?m up to Chapter 11. ; )

LAJ is another one who can always have me laughing or con me into doing stuff that I normally don?t do. We were at the Phoenix Forum two years ago and there is nothing like Jay and my husband discussing the roast beef on my plate and making references to my anatomy. Or the fact that we got the waiter to allow us to stack plates ? hahaha.

Charie from Karups and I just got to know each other this last Forum and we had a great time. This is a guy who can sit and talk biz and make you laugh all at the same time.

Tanker always brought out the kid in me, dancing around his apartment acting like the Dinkas.

And of course Allison, but we are the funnest when we just sit around and entertain Kevin at shows. We are brutal to each other.

kristin · 07-19-2007, 02:29 PM

10. How in the world did you come to work in the adult industry?

See number two.

LAJ · 07-19-2007, 02:33 PM

I think I just choked a little bit LOL.

Going UP!!!

JFK · 07-19-2007, 03:56 PM

kristin · 07-19-2007, 05:35 PM

11. Have you ever fallen asleep while talking on the phone with someone?

I know who supplied this question … yes, yes I have. If any of you have been lucky enough to talk to my husband on the phone, you know it can get rather long winded. A lot of information and good convo, just long winded. So one time when he was just my boss, I had to pee really bad and I just hung up the phone on him because I couldn’t find a break in his talking to tell him I had to go real quick. So I just hung up, peed, and then he called back … “oh we must have gotten disconnected,” I said.

So I went home the Christmas before we got together, and my sister was there and when she first met him (which was the same time I had) she left saying, I know you two are gonna be together. So anyways, I went home and I had called him I think intoxicated and was just laying on my bed, (mind you it’s a three hour time difference) and he’s just chatting away. Yeah, I fell asleep and he just continued talking.

Well that same week I was home, Chris was on the YNOT radio show talking about traffic. I was listening to it when I again fell asleep.

Now, I am forced to listen to him and the only way he makes me go to sleep is a good back massage or oral.

modelscanada · 07-19-2007, 05:38 PM

vote for melyssa

JFK · 07-19-2007, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by modelscanada

vote for melyssa

JFK · 07-19-2007, 08:43 PM

CDSmith · 07-19-2007, 08:51 PM

Is Kristin a 49'ers fan?

I seem to remember something about this.

CyberAgeGary · 07-19-2007, 08:53 PM

Kristin the professional golfer....

That was great Kristin.. Waiting for your answers....

C H R I S · 07-19-2007, 09:21 PM

Great answers so far kristin - looking forward to the rest.... and also seeing you in two weeks.... can we get a replay of slip and slide ?- alas I missed that one.

kristin · 07-19-2007, 09:56 PM

12. How many times have you worked for Topbucks?

I’m on my third time at the company. The first time around I was fresh out of college, knowing everything like every college grad does. I left TopBucks shortly after I started and went and sold BigCockContent. Well after we had moved back to Arizona, I got pregnant with my second child. PluginFeeds was looking for a sales rep and I was looking for health insurance that covered maternity. (I have epilepsy and I could get health insurance personally, but it never covered maternity … $500/month and I had to pay $6k for my first kid, I couldn’t do that again). So I went back and started selling PIF. It went really well, I succeeded and made them some good deals. But I was still working part-time for EGC, selling PIF full-time, doing my double MBA and had two kids … so after Jacob was born something had to give. I ended up leaving PIF and focusing back on EGC. We then moved to Colorado and then when the VOD jobs opened up I was interested and applied. I took the job offered and was sent back to the office working with the old crew again.

I’m really happy to be back and this time it’s long-term … well, pending no more slip n’ slides. : )

kristin · 07-19-2007, 10:06 PM

Gotta go to bed ...7a tee time tomorrow.

13. Someone at Topbucks tells us that you have a problem running into walls at the Topbucks office. Do you have poor eyesight, a drug habit, or just bad coordination?

Well two out of the three guesses are correct. : ) As many of you know, I’m a stoner. Well, actually recently I quit …so ex-stoner. I have eagle vision, so it’s no issue there … but I’m not the most coordinated person. I tend to fall for no reason, hell at the Gay Phoenix Forum a year ago my legs just gave out. Nothing like showing the Epoch crew you can fall not so gracefully. I was more pissed it messed up my new pedicure.

My favorite wall-running into experience was with the Programming Manager, Rob. He use to have an office with glass and one day I turned the corner and somehow ended up doing a body plant against his glass. I looked like Garfield on the side of a car window.

Other than that, it’s mostly just hitting my hips, elbows and bruising the heck out of my body. I look like I get beat, when in actuality I do it to myself.

I think part of it is the epilepsy because between that and my meds, it does cause for some unbalance. Sure, that sounds like a good excuse, right?

SleazyDream · 07-19-2007, 10:28 PM

doing good!

Trixxxia · 07-19-2007, 10:32 PM

This is definitely a great Ambush. Kristin is one of the smartest women in the industry!

kristin · 07-20-2007, 06:12 AM

14. You call yourself a salesperson for life – Why?

My dad always saw a salesperson in me, he would tell me that and I never wanted to recognize he was right. I didn’t like salespeople, they were pushy, liars, etc. He always asked when I would apply for any job “What will I get out of this?” He was always joking, but he did push RV sales … and I don’t think he was joking on that one.

So when I was in college I was a telemarketer, I was so bad at it that they promoted me and gave me different duties. Then after college I started with TB and they were growing and so dominant that I really didn’t have to “sell.” It wasn’t until I got to BigCockContent I realized I had to sell, sell, sell.

I had no list of contacts when I started working for BCC, I had only been in the industry two months … so I had to start from scratch. And as any content sales person knows, the content buyers aren’t the affiliate reps and rarely post on the boards. Well at the time I was the only person with big dick content. And boy did I charge the shit out of people, my clients were paying $10/GB. Yes, $10 PER GB! This went on for years … I had one person up to $12/GB and I had gained clients that no other company had or still does, big ones at that. So it became quite an accomplishment when one feed was making $25-30k/month. This funded the start of EvilGeniusCash.

So when I went to work for PIF, I pulled out my contact list and just started. I had five or six clients in the first two-three weeks I think. I made Kevin a good chunk of money in my first little bit there. I always chalked it up to that PIF was a good product and anyone would take the content, regardless of the salesperson. So I left PIF and went back to EGC. I would work out some good deals considering I had no traffic to give back and we were revshare.

But it finally came to me when I started with YappoDollars that I knew what I was doing and I was good at it. Really good at it. I’m not a person to toot my own horn, so this is even hard for me to write … I have met all my quotas, exceeded expectations and gained new studios that most thought weren’t possible and it was because of my sales skills. So when I finally started to get these clients that were once thought of as “unattainable” I realized that unfortunately, I must accept my fate and that I am a salesperson for life.

kristin · 07-20-2007, 06:21 AM

Okay off to play golf ... be back with more answers later. : )

15. You once took a dip in a pool in Mexico with your clothes on. Explain how that happened.

The only “clothes” I had on were some cute, magenta thongs. This happened because of RAM and Rochard. We were at Rock n’ Roll Taco in La Salina and again, I want to express, I was NOT Intoxicated. I had one beer in my hand and that was it. Somehow it got started about going into the pool and I said “I’d have to be drunk to do this.” Next thing I know there is a shot of Jack Daniels waiting for me. I hate Jack, more Jack hates me. So I made the deal that I’d go in as long as I didn’t have to do more shots of Jack. So off came the pants, top, bra and I dived into the pool. Good times, until the Federales didn’t agree so much and wanted me out. But the problem was I had started a trend and everyone started getting naked and jumping into the pool.

That night Chris and I were married, so I like to say that was my bachelorette party.

There are some lovely pictures from that experience that need not to be posted. Thanks JFK.

sweetums · 07-20-2007, 06:33 AM

I'm cracking up over here....Kristen always manages to do that to me - added to being an uber-hottie smartypants

Great interview responses so far...keep them coming, honey!!

Ramos · 07-20-2007, 07:18 AM

Great Interview! Kristin is one best and brightest in the biz.

GB for life!

jonesonyou · 07-20-2007, 07:20 AM

whens my inteview.

Dwreck · 07-20-2007, 01:37 PM

A long time coming and Im surprised how much I knew about Kristin from the questions.

GOod Choice and well deserved.

corvette · 07-20-2007, 01:48 PM

great interview! dont make me pull out some of the old pics ;)

kristin · 07-20-2007, 02:36 PM

16. What kind of car do you drive and why? What does it say about yourself?

I’m a Jetta TDI driver … I love my car, I love more it gets 43 MPG. I was gonna get a Camry Hybrid, but as my friend said that’s a mom car. And when they wanted $575 a month for a Camry that was pretty much a Corolla with some extra features, I said no. So we got the Jetta and I LOVE it. This car definitely suits me, it’s makes me a Hiyuppie. That’s a partial hippie and yuppie. : )

kristin · 07-20-2007, 02:41 PM

17. Are you related to Ralph Malph from Happy Days? You sure do look a lot like him!

He's part of the extended Ginger Kid family.

We use to eat lunch together when Cartman banned us from the cafeteria.

JFK · 07-20-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

Okay off to play golf ... be back with more answers later. : )

15. You once took a dip in a pool in Mexico with your clothes on. Explain how that happened.

The only ?clothes? I had on were some cute, magenta thongs. This happened because of RAM and Rochard. We were at Rock n? Roll Taco in La Salina and again, I want to express, I was NOT Intoxicated. I had one beer in my hand and that was it. Somehow it got started about going into the pool and I said ?I?d have to be drunk to do this.? Next thing I know there is a shot of Jack Daniels waiting for me. I hate Jack, more Jack hates me. So I made the deal that I?d go in as long as I didn?t have to do more shots of Jack. So off came the pants, top, bra and I dived into the pool. Good times, until the Federales didn?t agree so much and wanted me out. But the problem was I had started a trend and everyone started getting naked and jumping into the pool.

That night Chris and I were married, so I like to say that was my bachelorette party.

There are some lovely pictures from that experience that need not to be posted. Thanks JFK.

LOVE Ya

kristin · 07-21-2007, 04:42 PM

Okay I'm landed and ready to finish this up. : )

18. You've been in the industry a long time. What do you think about the state of the industry?

I started the thread a year and a half ago “Are We Working For a Dying Industry” … I kinda want to bump it now that the new 2257 regs are out. ; ) But seriously I think this is the year of business. I think people are done with the games, the shows, everything that doesn’t make them money. I think you will see a lot more small companies close shop and sell to big companies this coming year, I think a lot of the people that carry themselves on personality alone will find themselves hurting. The industry is hard right now with everyone and their brother running an affiliate program, there is more leased content to choose from at $1/GB, and there are more sales reps than people know what to do with. I know everyone has always worked for money, but now you have to work for it harder, and the good ones will prevail.

kristin · 07-21-2007, 04:44 PM

Two questions back to back ...

19. What the fuck does Yappo stand for?

We get this question all the time, and it means absolutely nothing. When I first got the job I refused to market a product called Yappo, but after about a week there, I gave in to Kevin and realized that this would actually be beneficial for us. With us coming into the VOD game when AEBN, HotMovies and others have a good part of the market, we had to use something to stand out. People are gonna remember Yappo way more than AdultMovieCinema, which was our first URL for this project.

kristin · 07-21-2007, 05:41 PM

20. Can you post your econopass photo for the bus system please?

No, no I can’t … first of all I don’t have it, second of all if you post the picture Alli, the video comes out!

But to give you a story on this, I was fat after my freshman year in college, I gained four people’s freshman 15. And for some reason my freshman year I just didn’t think I needed to go to class. I thought I could just pass, well I was wrong. So after my freshman year, the University of Arizona sent me a nice letter stating I was disqualified after my stellar .714 GPA. So I had to go to a different college for one year and get a 3.0 and I could re-apply to get back in, oh and I couldn’t be in the Atmospheric Sciences program anymore. So, I went to a community college and got a 3.5 and grew up a bit. Well, during that time I had no car, so I was forced to take the bus. And let me tell you, the Tucson bus system, otherwise known as the Sun Tran, not so fun. I want to write a book called “Tales From the Bus Stop.” I was pushed out of the back during a fight once, sang to, offered my first tamale that was half eaten and the list goes on.

So since I was in college and poor, I was able to get the Economy Pass or EconoPass for $28/month, unlimited transportation. You have to get your picture taken for it and so since it’s always hot in Tucson I was wearing a tank top. Well, the picture comes out and it looks like I’m not wearing a shirt and my face was all smooshed back and I was fat, so I just look hideous. And thanks to my good friend Alli, I will never live it down.

By the way, I went back to the University and still graduated in four years with a degree in Retail and Consumer Sciences.

kristin · 07-21-2007, 06:37 PM

21. Outside of Top Bucks and your marriage, who in the industry do you trust the most?

That’s a hard question because I tend to trust people and then months later I find out something … just happened to me recently by someone I thought was a good friend.

I probably trust Jay the most, he’s just Jay and I can tell him anything and know it goes in the vault.

Business wise, I probably trust Mike from VideoBox the most, he’s a very honest, stand-up guy. Seriously though, Mike and I have recently started doing a lot of business together and I can tell it’s gonna be a long, profitable relationship.

kristin · 07-21-2007, 07:48 PM

22. You acquired some of the most exclusive content for Yappo. What content was this and how did you get it?

We gained Mayors, Twistys, TastyDollars, FlashCash (Tramp Stamp Studios) and some others, but Twistys is the most exclusive to VOD. I had started talking to them one day to show them how to optimize their 401 traffic and I had inquired about gaining their content. Twistys has one of the most recognizable brands and some of the hottest ladies; it was a good score for us. It also started putting us on the map to gain other affiliate program’s content.

It’s always been a pleasure doing business with Shap and Kevin; these are guys who know their stuff. They just get it and I like that.

kristin · 07-21-2007, 10:05 PM

To answer Alli's questions ...

1. I eat a bowl of microphones every day for breakfast.

2. Yappo is the best unlaunched VOD program because we have been able to take an unlaunched website and get into launched members areas, launched exits, having launched-like ratios with launched like profits.

DamianJ · 07-21-2007, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Shok

thats how I tricked her into putting out

Look here. I am the trickster in this industry. And if ANYONE is going to trick her into putting out it's me.

It really is that simple.

Love you redheadgirl.

Can't wait for a hug in Miami

xxx

DamianJ · 07-21-2007, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

I tend to fall for no reason, hell at the Gay Phoenix Forum a year ago my legs just gave out. Nothing like showing the Epoch crew you can fall not so gracefully. I was more pissed it messed up my new pedicure.

I think the reason was you were shitfaced.

Which is a perfectly valid excuse.

Or maybe my magic tricks just made your elgs go bendy. I get that alot.

:D

kristin · 07-22-2007, 11:04 AM

23. Your married to Chris, more commonly called "The Doc". How did you meet him and why did you fall in love with him?

I had started working for them and moved up to Vegas, so when I had to go and meet Chris for the first time and get my apartment, etc my sister came with. She said we’d be together and I called her crazy, Chris had a bitch of a girlfriend at the time. I mean bitch, she could kill me with her looks. So we would talk a lot and we really go to know each other, well to finish up college I had him do this website for me for my independent study it was all I had left to finish and I was just sick of school by that time. So he had finished it and sent it over to me, well when he did that I was intoxicated and made some comment about how to thank him for this. Hehe … so at that point we started talking on ICQ about us, ICQ because he still had the bitch of a girlfriend.

So a week later or so was Alli’s birthday and I was flying up to Seattle to celebrate it with her. So Chris out of the blue decided to join me and go up there, cool no problem. But then Platinum Becky or Platinum Sketchy somehow got invited (not by Chris or myself or Alli) but she was there. So Chris and I stayed at the Westin there and we had two beds, I can’t remember why he stayed in my room but I think he had to.

So on the flight up there we bumped to first class and got hammered, more feelings started coming out and by the time we were off the flight we pretty much knew. But he still had a girlfriend too.

So that night we take Alli out for her birthday and Scott from SexTracker and Sketchy had joined us. So that night we went back to the hotel and mind you, Becky had her OWN ROOM IN THE SAME HOTEL, and somehow ends up crashing in my other bed that was allocated for Chris. So he slept in my bed, no sex happened but I think I got some good oral. That secured it for me. : )

But the best part is, the next day Sketch wakes up and rolls over and goes “Ugh, where’s the water.” She’s not hot at all in the morning, on top of that she left her face on the pillow. Seriously.

So we left Seattle and he got back and packed his bitch up and drove her back to Texas and drove 18 hours straight back to Vegas to start us. About a week later was the Negril trip, Chris was suppose to go but I messed up his flight, I booked it for exactly one month later. We ended up talking on the phone a lot over the trip. When I got back, it was official and we’ve been together since. Four years married and two kids … Couldn’t ask for anything more.

Poppy · 07-22-2007, 02:41 PM

Oh Jamaica...THE MEMORIES!!! Kristin you are an awesome gal. Cheers.

kristin · 07-22-2007, 04:53 PM

24. When at adult conventions you tend to be treated like "one of the boys". Has this helped your career or hurt it?

This has 99% of the time helped my career. I don’t like people to think that I’m just some girl who is trying to gain sales by showing my boobs or flirting. I like people to know that I do actually know the business very well. I mean I’ve shown my boobs, but just not for sales. ; )

Theo · 07-22-2007, 05:06 PM

Very nice interview and damn...you are married to TheDoc? One of the very very few guys I enjoy his posts. thumbsup

Theo · 07-22-2007, 05:07 PM

doublepost

jonesy · 07-22-2007, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

Okay I'm landed and ready to finish this up. : )

18. You've been in the industry a long time. What do you think about the state of the industry?

I started the thread a year and a half ago ?Are We Working For a Dying Industry? ? I kinda want to bump it now that the new 2257 regs are out. ; ) But seriously I think this is the year of business. I think people are done with the games, the shows, everything that doesn?t make them money. I think you will see a lot more small companies close shop and sell to big companies this coming year, I think a lot of the people that carry themselves on personality alone will find themselves hurting. The industry is hard right now with everyone and their brother running an affiliate program, there is more leased content to choose from at $1/GB, and there are more sales reps than people know what to do with. I know everyone has always worked for money, but now you have to work for it harder, and the good ones will prevail.

Bullseye

kristin · 07-22-2007, 07:06 PM

25. You're an educated lady. What do you have an MBA in?

I have two MBA’s … E-Business and Marketing. I found one day that after being out of college for two years that I needed to use my brain more, so I started looking into grad schools. I chose University of Phoenix, and while some think it’s not the best place, it really was a good school and I learned a lot. The thing that drew me the most to it was the fact it was online. I took online courses during my undergrad and I loved it, so this format for my graduate work was perfect considering my job and family.

Rochard · 07-22-2007, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

.....I think people are done with the games, the shows, everything that doesn?t make them money.....

I'm hearing the same complaint over and over from everyone..... "Too many shows".

And can someone explain to me why we have a show in Vegas and a show in Florida, nearly back to back, in the middle of Summer? And then explain to me why we don't have a show in Hawaii in December.....

Our industry is growing tired of the parties, and as our industry matures reputations and the fact that you can party like a rock star mean a lot less.

SleazyDream · 07-23-2007, 01:33 AM

back to work babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

morningstar · 07-23-2007, 01:43 AM

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WTF is that ?

07-19-2007, 07:17 AM	#51
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07-19-2007, 07:18 AM	#52
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,227	Woohoo.... Kristin and Doc are both great peeps to know and looking forward to learning more about her! __________________ Looking for Opportunity!

07-19-2007, 09:18 AM	#53
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07-19-2007, 10:38 AM	#54
INCINERATOR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: AdultTemplatesEvolution.com Posts: 577	great interview.. Kristin is one of the friendliest, nicest people know and I feel honored to have known her and to call her a friend. I wait eagerly for more... __________________ \\\ Limited-Edition Templates. Made to Convert! ICQ: 327-001-386 \| Email: [email protected]

07-19-2007, 10:50 AM	#55
Topbuxom Lea Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,313	Kristin is TOTALLY a sales person.... whenever she needs something from me in the office she always says: "c'mon lee, if you do it I'll give you oral" promises, promises.... __________________ Lea Marketing Miglet ICQ: 263003699 Topbucks/Pluginfeeds Twitter: @porntechgeek @TopBucksmobile @pinkvisual Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/imalespectrum

07-19-2007, 10:54 AM	#56
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	I'm traveling to San Fran today to meet with VideoBox ... answers may be sporadic. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-19-2007, 02:29 PM	#59
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	10. How in the world did you come to work in the adult industry? See number two. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-19-2007, 02:33 PM	#60
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07-19-2007, 05:35 PM	#62
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	11. Have you ever fallen asleep while talking on the phone with someone? I know who supplied this question … yes, yes I have. If any of you have been lucky enough to talk to my husband on the phone, you know it can get rather long winded. A lot of information and good convo, just long winded. So one time when he was just my boss, I had to pee really bad and I just hung up the phone on him because I couldn’t find a break in his talking to tell him I had to go real quick. So I just hung up, peed, and then he called back … “oh we must have gotten disconnected,” I said. So I went home the Christmas before we got together, and my sister was there and when she first met him (which was the same time I had) she left saying, I know you two are gonna be together. So anyways, I went home and I had called him I think intoxicated and was just laying on my bed, (mind you it’s a three hour time difference) and he’s just chatting away. Yeah, I fell asleep and he just continued talking. Well that same week I was home, Chris was on the YNOT radio show talking about traffic. I was listening to it when I again fell asleep. Now, I am forced to listen to him and the only way he makes me go to sleep is a good back massage or oral. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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07-19-2007, 08:51 PM	#66
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07-19-2007, 08:53 PM	#67
CyberAgeGary Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,869	Kristin the professional golfer.... That was great Kristin.. Waiting for your answers.... __________________ 13 solid years strong. http://www.CyberAge.com-http://www.CyberSexNetwork.com http://www.UGAS.com-http://www.NastyCash.com. Tri-Tech Internet Services. We are here for you! Email For Info

07-19-2007, 09:21 PM	#68
C H R I S Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Marina Del Rey Posts: 10,845	Great answers so far kristin - looking forward to the rest.... and also seeing you in two weeks.... can we get a replay of slip and slide ?- alas I missed that one. __________________ C H R I S Retired Porn Veteran BH4L

07-19-2007, 09:56 PM	#69
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	12. How many times have you worked for Topbucks? I’m on my third time at the company. The first time around I was fresh out of college, knowing everything like every college grad does. I left TopBucks shortly after I started and went and sold BigCockContent. Well after we had moved back to Arizona, I got pregnant with my second child. PluginFeeds was looking for a sales rep and I was looking for health insurance that covered maternity. (I have epilepsy and I could get health insurance personally, but it never covered maternity … $500/month and I had to pay $6k for my first kid, I couldn’t do that again). So I went back and started selling PIF. It went really well, I succeeded and made them some good deals. But I was still working part-time for EGC, selling PIF full-time, doing my double MBA and had two kids … so after Jacob was born something had to give. I ended up leaving PIF and focusing back on EGC. We then moved to Colorado and then when the VOD jobs opened up I was interested and applied. I took the job offered and was sent back to the office working with the old crew again. I’m really happy to be back and this time it’s long-term … well, pending no more slip n’ slides. : ) __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-19-2007, 10:06 PM	#70
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Gotta go to bed ...7a tee time tomorrow. 13. Someone at Topbucks tells us that you have a problem running into walls at the Topbucks office. Do you have poor eyesight, a drug habit, or just bad coordination? Well two out of the three guesses are correct. : ) As many of you know, I’m a stoner. Well, actually recently I quit …so ex-stoner. I have eagle vision, so it’s no issue there … but I’m not the most coordinated person. I tend to fall for no reason, hell at the Gay Phoenix Forum a year ago my legs just gave out. Nothing like showing the Epoch crew you can fall not so gracefully. I was more pissed it messed up my new pedicure. My favorite wall-running into experience was with the Programming Manager, Rob. He use to have an office with glass and one day I turned the corner and somehow ended up doing a body plant against his glass. I looked like Garfield on the side of a car window. Other than that, it’s mostly just hitting my hips, elbows and bruising the heck out of my body. I look like I get beat, when in actuality I do it to myself. I think part of it is the epilepsy because between that and my meds, it does cause for some unbalance. Sure, that sounds like a good excuse, right? __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-19-2007, 10:28 PM	#71
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	doing good! __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

07-19-2007, 10:32 PM	#72
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	This is definitely a great Ambush. Kristin is one of the smartest women in the industry!

07-20-2007, 06:12 AM	#73
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	14. You call yourself a salesperson for life – Why? My dad always saw a salesperson in me, he would tell me that and I never wanted to recognize he was right. I didn’t like salespeople, they were pushy, liars, etc. He always asked when I would apply for any job “What will I get out of this?” He was always joking, but he did push RV sales … and I don’t think he was joking on that one. So when I was in college I was a telemarketer, I was so bad at it that they promoted me and gave me different duties. Then after college I started with TB and they were growing and so dominant that I really didn’t have to “sell.” It wasn’t until I got to BigCockContent I realized I had to sell, sell, sell. I had no list of contacts when I started working for BCC, I had only been in the industry two months … so I had to start from scratch. And as any content sales person knows, the content buyers aren’t the affiliate reps and rarely post on the boards. Well at the time I was the only person with big dick content. And boy did I charge the shit out of people, my clients were paying $10/GB. Yes, $10 PER GB! This went on for years … I had one person up to $12/GB and I had gained clients that no other company had or still does, big ones at that. So it became quite an accomplishment when one feed was making $25-30k/month. This funded the start of EvilGeniusCash. So when I went to work for PIF, I pulled out my contact list and just started. I had five or six clients in the first two-three weeks I think. I made Kevin a good chunk of money in my first little bit there. I always chalked it up to that PIF was a good product and anyone would take the content, regardless of the salesperson. So I left PIF and went back to EGC. I would work out some good deals considering I had no traffic to give back and we were revshare. But it finally came to me when I started with YappoDollars that I knew what I was doing and I was good at it. Really good at it. I’m not a person to toot my own horn, so this is even hard for me to write … I have met all my quotas, exceeded expectations and gained new studios that most thought weren’t possible and it was because of my sales skills. So when I finally started to get these clients that were once thought of as “unattainable” I realized that unfortunately, I must accept my fate and that I am a salesperson for life. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-20-2007, 06:21 AM	#74
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Okay off to play golf ... be back with more answers later. : ) 15. You once took a dip in a pool in Mexico with your clothes on. Explain how that happened. The only “clothes” I had on were some cute, magenta thongs. This happened because of RAM and Rochard. We were at Rock n’ Roll Taco in La Salina and again, I want to express, I was NOT Intoxicated. I had one beer in my hand and that was it. Somehow it got started about going into the pool and I said “I’d have to be drunk to do this.” Next thing I know there is a shot of Jack Daniels waiting for me. I hate Jack, more Jack hates me. So I made the deal that I’d go in as long as I didn’t have to do more shots of Jack. So off came the pants, top, bra and I dived into the pool. Good times, until the Federales didn’t agree so much and wanted me out. But the problem was I had started a trend and everyone started getting naked and jumping into the pool. That night Chris and I were married, so I like to say that was my bachelorette party. There are some lovely pictures from that experience that need not to be posted. Thanks JFK. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-20-2007, 06:33 AM	#75
sweetums Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Icy Hellish Tundra Posts: 2,534	I'm cracking up over here....Kristen always manages to do that to me - added to being an uber-hottie smartypants Great interview responses so far...keep them coming, honey!! __________________ ICQ: 114549321

07-20-2007, 07:18 AM	#76
Ramos Custom User Title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,921	Great Interview! Kristin is one best and brightest in the biz. GB for life! __________________ blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

07-20-2007, 07:20 AM	#77
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07-20-2007, 01:37 PM	#78
Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,360	A long time coming and Im surprised how much I knew about Kristin from the questions. GOod Choice and well deserved. __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

07-20-2007, 01:48 PM	#79
corvette Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 7,880	great interview! dont make me pull out some of the old pics ;) __________________ If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

07-20-2007, 02:36 PM	#80
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	16. What kind of car do you drive and why? What does it say about yourself? I’m a Jetta TDI driver … I love my car, I love more it gets 43 MPG. I was gonna get a Camry Hybrid, but as my friend said that’s a mom car. And when they wanted $575 a month for a Camry that was pretty much a Corolla with some extra features, I said no. So we got the Jetta and I LOVE it. This car definitely suits me, it’s makes me a Hiyuppie. That’s a partial hippie and yuppie. : ) __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-20-2007, 02:41 PM	#81
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	17. Are you related to Ralph Malph from Happy Days? You sure do look a lot like him! He's part of the extended Ginger Kid family. We use to eat lunch together when Cartman banned us from the cafeteria. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-21-2007, 04:42 PM	#83
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Okay I'm landed and ready to finish this up. : ) 18. You've been in the industry a long time. What do you think about the state of the industry? I started the thread a year and a half ago “Are We Working For a Dying Industry” … I kinda want to bump it now that the new 2257 regs are out. ; ) But seriously I think this is the year of business. I think people are done with the games, the shows, everything that doesn’t make them money. I think you will see a lot more small companies close shop and sell to big companies this coming year, I think a lot of the people that carry themselves on personality alone will find themselves hurting. The industry is hard right now with everyone and their brother running an affiliate program, there is more leased content to choose from at $1/GB, and there are more sales reps than people know what to do with. I know everyone has always worked for money, but now you have to work for it harder, and the good ones will prevail. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-21-2007, 04:44 PM	#84
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Two questions back to back ... 19. What the fuck does Yappo stand for? We get this question all the time, and it means absolutely nothing. When I first got the job I refused to market a product called Yappo, but after about a week there, I gave in to Kevin and realized that this would actually be beneficial for us. With us coming into the VOD game when AEBN, HotMovies and others have a good part of the market, we had to use something to stand out. People are gonna remember Yappo way more than AdultMovieCinema, which was our first URL for this project. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-21-2007, 05:41 PM	#85
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	20. Can you post your econopass photo for the bus system please? No, no I can’t … first of all I don’t have it, second of all if you post the picture Alli, the video comes out! But to give you a story on this, I was fat after my freshman year in college, I gained four people’s freshman 15. And for some reason my freshman year I just didn’t think I needed to go to class. I thought I could just pass, well I was wrong. So after my freshman year, the University of Arizona sent me a nice letter stating I was disqualified after my stellar .714 GPA. So I had to go to a different college for one year and get a 3.0 and I could re-apply to get back in, oh and I couldn’t be in the Atmospheric Sciences program anymore. So, I went to a community college and got a 3.5 and grew up a bit. Well, during that time I had no car, so I was forced to take the bus. And let me tell you, the Tucson bus system, otherwise known as the Sun Tran, not so fun. I want to write a book called “Tales From the Bus Stop.” I was pushed out of the back during a fight once, sang to, offered my first tamale that was half eaten and the list goes on. So since I was in college and poor, I was able to get the Economy Pass or EconoPass for $28/month, unlimited transportation. You have to get your picture taken for it and so since it’s always hot in Tucson I was wearing a tank top. Well, the picture comes out and it looks like I’m not wearing a shirt and my face was all smooshed back and I was fat, so I just look hideous. And thanks to my good friend Alli, I will never live it down. By the way, I went back to the University and still graduated in four years with a degree in Retail and Consumer Sciences. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-21-2007, 06:37 PM	#86
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	21. Outside of Top Bucks and your marriage, who in the industry do you trust the most? That’s a hard question because I tend to trust people and then months later I find out something … just happened to me recently by someone I thought was a good friend. I probably trust Jay the most, he’s just Jay and I can tell him anything and know it goes in the vault. Business wise, I probably trust Mike from VideoBox the most, he’s a very honest, stand-up guy. Seriously though, Mike and I have recently started doing a lot of business together and I can tell it’s gonna be a long, profitable relationship. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-21-2007, 07:48 PM	#87
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	22. You acquired some of the most exclusive content for Yappo. What content was this and how did you get it? We gained Mayors, Twistys, TastyDollars, FlashCash (Tramp Stamp Studios) and some others, but Twistys is the most exclusive to VOD. I had started talking to them one day to show them how to optimize their 401 traffic and I had inquired about gaining their content. Twistys has one of the most recognizable brands and some of the hottest ladies; it was a good score for us. It also started putting us on the map to gain other affiliate program’s content. It’s always been a pleasure doing business with Shap and Kevin; these are guys who know their stuff. They just get it and I like that. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-21-2007, 10:05 PM	#88
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	To answer Alli's questions ... 1. I eat a bowl of microphones every day for breakfast. 2. Yappo is the best unlaunched VOD program because we have been able to take an unlaunched website and get into launched members areas, launched exits, having launched-like ratios with launched like profits. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-22-2007, 11:04 AM	#91
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	23. Your married to Chris, more commonly called "The Doc". How did you meet him and why did you fall in love with him? I had started working for them and moved up to Vegas, so when I had to go and meet Chris for the first time and get my apartment, etc my sister came with. She said we’d be together and I called her crazy, Chris had a bitch of a girlfriend at the time. I mean bitch, she could kill me with her looks. So we would talk a lot and we really go to know each other, well to finish up college I had him do this website for me for my independent study it was all I had left to finish and I was just sick of school by that time. So he had finished it and sent it over to me, well when he did that I was intoxicated and made some comment about how to thank him for this. Hehe … so at that point we started talking on ICQ about us, ICQ because he still had the bitch of a girlfriend. So a week later or so was Alli’s birthday and I was flying up to Seattle to celebrate it with her. So Chris out of the blue decided to join me and go up there, cool no problem. But then Platinum Becky or Platinum Sketchy somehow got invited (not by Chris or myself or Alli) but she was there. So Chris and I stayed at the Westin there and we had two beds, I can’t remember why he stayed in my room but I think he had to. So on the flight up there we bumped to first class and got hammered, more feelings started coming out and by the time we were off the flight we pretty much knew. But he still had a girlfriend too. So that night we take Alli out for her birthday and Scott from SexTracker and Sketchy had joined us. So that night we went back to the hotel and mind you, Becky had her OWN ROOM IN THE SAME HOTEL, and somehow ends up crashing in my other bed that was allocated for Chris. So he slept in my bed, no sex happened but I think I got some good oral. That secured it for me. : ) But the best part is, the next day Sketch wakes up and rolls over and goes “Ugh, where’s the water.” She’s not hot at all in the morning, on top of that she left her face on the pillow. Seriously. So we left Seattle and he got back and packed his bitch up and drove her back to Texas and drove 18 hours straight back to Vegas to start us. About a week later was the Negril trip, Chris was suppose to go but I messed up his flight, I booked it for exactly one month later. We ended up talking on the phone a lot over the trip. When I got back, it was official and we’ve been together since. Four years married and two kids … Couldn’t ask for anything more. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."