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kristin · 07-19-2007, 10:06 PM

Gotta go to bed ...7a tee time tomorrow.

13. Someone at Topbucks tells us that you have a problem running into walls at the Topbucks office. Do you have poor eyesight, a drug habit, or just bad coordination?

Well two out of the three guesses are correct. : ) As many of you know, I’m a stoner. Well, actually recently I quit …so ex-stoner. I have eagle vision, so it’s no issue there … but I’m not the most coordinated person. I tend to fall for no reason, hell at the Gay Phoenix Forum a year ago my legs just gave out. Nothing like showing the Epoch crew you can fall not so gracefully. I was more pissed it messed up my new pedicure.

My favorite wall-running into experience was with the Programming Manager, Rob. He use to have an office with glass and one day I turned the corner and somehow ended up doing a body plant against his glass. I looked like Garfield on the side of a car window.

Other than that, it’s mostly just hitting my hips, elbows and bruising the heck out of my body. I look like I get beat, when in actuality I do it to myself.

I think part of it is the epilepsy because between that and my meds, it does cause for some unbalance. Sure, that sounds like a good excuse, right?

07-19-2007, 10:06 PM
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Gotta go to bed ...7a tee time tomorrow. 13. Someone at Topbucks tells us that you have a problem running into walls at the Topbucks office. Do you have poor eyesight, a drug habit, or just bad coordination? Well two out of the three guesses are correct. : ) As many of you know, I’m a stoner. Well, actually recently I quit …so ex-stoner. I have eagle vision, so it’s no issue there … but I’m not the most coordinated person. I tend to fall for no reason, hell at the Gay Phoenix Forum a year ago my legs just gave out. Nothing like showing the Epoch crew you can fall not so gracefully. I was more pissed it messed up my new pedicure. My favorite wall-running into experience was with the Programming Manager, Rob. He use to have an office with glass and one day I turned the corner and somehow ended up doing a body plant against his glass. I looked like Garfield on the side of a car window. Other than that, it’s mostly just hitting my hips, elbows and bruising the heck out of my body. I look like I get beat, when in actuality I do it to myself. I think part of it is the epilepsy because between that and my meds, it does cause for some unbalance. Sure, that sounds like a good excuse, right? __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."