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JenniDahling · 01-25-2008, 02:07 PM

I got THIS today on icq...

Everyone in my office was jealous!

Who's going? I need someone to rub sunscreen on my back!

AaronM · 01-25-2008, 02:09 PM

I just wanna bang the toon girl.

camchoice · 01-25-2008, 02:09 PM

i will make sure i'm there! can you put some sunlotion on my back?

baddog · 01-25-2008, 02:10 PM

Way too much going on around then.

AaronM · 01-25-2008, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Way too much going on around then.

Not to mention the way over inflated price tag.

Imortyl Pussycat · 01-25-2008, 02:15 PM

that is awesome! too bad that show is the same week as spring break for my ladybug. i am looking at a carnival cruise for that week, something i said i would never do.

baddog · 01-25-2008, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Not to mention the way over inflated price tag.

$2k? Must be a very nice hotel . . . or it is a long distance from the airport.

Tanker · 01-25-2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

I got THIS today on icq...

Everyone in my office was jealous!

I look forward to seeing you there! We have lots of great stuff planned and the networking will be at its best.

I have been to hundreds of shows and this will surely be one of the best. The networking amongst decision makers and owners will be awesome, I look forward to it.

baddog · 01-25-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Tanker

I have been to hundreds of shows

Hundreds? Really? Adult industry or just in general

Tanker · 01-25-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

$2k? Must be a very nice hotel . . . or it is a long distance from the airport.

An amazing hotel and no need for your wallet when you arrive at the airport in Montego Bay. That price is covers you until you go back to the airport

This is not a show for everyone and its not intended to be a cheap low budget show that just anyone comes too. It's very much the same as the Curacao show , where you won't find every Tom Dick and Harry, but you will bring back good solid business deals.

If you have been to Curacao you know what I mean

AaronM · 01-25-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

that is awesome! too bad that show is the same week as spring break for my ladybug. i am looking at a carnival cruise for that week, something i said i would never do.

Don't do it.

Worst cruise line you can imagine.

AaronM · 01-25-2008, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanker

An amazing hotel and no need for your wallet when you arrive at the airport in Montego Bay. That price is covers you until you go back to the airport

This is not a show for everyone and its not intended to be a cheap low budget show that just anyone comes too. It's very much the same as the Curacao show , where you won't find every Tom Dick and Harry, but you will bring back good solid business deals.

If you have been to Curacao you know what I mean

The Thailand gathering was less than this for a longer period and was all inclusive. Only one person at that show was not a company owner.

Of course, Thailand itself may be cheaper than Jamaica and I'm sure it's going to be a great event....But for the price, I could do a 7 day cruise on Princess, all inclusive with airfare and a stop in Jamaica.

Tanker · 01-25-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

that is awesome! too bad that show is the same week as spring break for my ladybug. i am looking at a carnival cruise for that week, something i said i would never do.

Go anywhere but on a Carnival ship

Like Aaron said "Don't Do it"

webair · 01-25-2008, 02:37 PM

cute invite jenni! Nice seeing you in vegas!

Hell House Vic · 01-25-2008, 02:38 PM

wow that really IS an amazing invitation

KILL_FRENZY · 01-25-2008, 02:38 PM

nice one

JFK · 01-25-2008, 02:43 PM

Looks GREAT

Princess Ellisa · 01-25-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Not to mention the way over inflated price tag.

Honestly it is not inflated at all. Try to call the grand lido and see what price you will get for 2 people. And then you are stuck at the hotel. With the person you came with for however long.

We are going there as a group. As a group there will be lots of activities planned for networking at the hotel as well as off the property so we don't all get stir crazy. These activities are not free and are a crucial part of making this a networking event.

The idea is that you will come back with more money in business then you spent attending. Although if I was selling Jamaican vacations, which clearly I am not, ya maybe the price is a lil' steep.

This price includes everything for you from the second you get through customs to the moment you head home. All of your liquor, activities, food, transportation and much more.

If you go to any show you are looking at about 1000 bucks for a room for 3-4days, plus your show badge which is 75 -300, then you have to buy usually at least breakfast, dinner too depending on where you have or have not been invited. Sometimes lunch if you miss the 30 minute buffets that are occassionally provided. Plus alcohol for you and everyone you are trying to schmooze. Not to mention taxi cabs to get to events away from the hotel.

Really you are at about 1900 bucks there depending on your tastes.

Overall this trip makes it easy there is no tipping allowed, no need to fight over a bill, everyone is being pampered, for those of you who dive it even includes 2 scuba dives daily

Not to mention 24/7 room service for those of you with Jamaican style munchies.

C H R I S · 01-25-2008, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess Ellisa

Honestly it is not inflated at all. Try to call the grand lido and see what price you will get for 2 people. And then you are stuck at the hotel. With the person you came with for however long.

We are going there as a group. As a group there will be lots of activities planned for networking at the hotel as well as off the property so we don't all get stir crazy. These activities are not free and are a crucial part of making this a networking event.

The idea is that you will come back with more money in business then you spent attending. Although if I was selling Jamaican vacations, which clearly I am not, ya maybe the price is a lil' steep.

This price includes everything for you from the second you get through customs to the moment you head home. All of your liquor, activities, food, transportation and much more.

If you go to any show you are looking at about 1000 bucks for a room for 3-4days, plus your show badge which is 75 -300, then you have to buy usually at least breakfast, dinner too depending on where you have or have not been invited. Sometimes lunch if you miss the 30 minute buffets that are occassionally provided. Plus alcohol for you and everyone you are trying to schmooze. Not to mention taxi cabs to get to events away from the hotel.

Really you are at about 1900 bucks there depending on your tastes.

Overall this trip makes it easy there is no tipping allowed, no need to fight over a bill, everyone is being pampered, for those of you who dive it even includes 2 scuba dives daily

Not to mention 24/7 room service for those of you with Jamaican style munchies.

Well said - ALL Inclusive!!!!

+ Airfare is just $350.00 from LA.

I will be there with bells on!!!

JenniDahling · 01-25-2008, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I just wanna bang the toon girl.

I don't blame you, she has bigger boobs than me

I think this is going to be an excellent show, for those who choose to attend. Getting pampered while I do biz? What a friggen awesome concept!!!!

Violetta · 01-25-2008, 03:02 PM

hahhaa... cool!

C H R I S · 01-25-2008, 03:44 PM

Jamaica -- mmmm --- cant wait.

fuzebox · 01-25-2008, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Not to mention the way over inflated price tag.

I agree... (Sorry Elissa). Sure, it's all inclusive, but when you factor in the cost of food (and especially alcohol) in a country like Jamaica, you're not getting much of a deal...

I guess I don't qualify as the target demographic for this show though. See you all at the cr bash (free for attendees

)

LadyMischief · 01-25-2008, 03:49 PM

I am sooo going I got my invite too.. Can't wait to get there lol.

Imortyl Pussycat · 01-25-2008, 03:50 PM

glad i posted and learned about carnival. i will check out princess now

i dont know a thing about cruises cuz i was always to chicken to take one.

Purple Haze · 01-25-2008, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kick Ass Vic

wow that really IS an amazing invitation

It sure is!

Purple Haze

Princess Ellisa · 01-25-2008, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I agree... (Sorry Elissa). Sure, it's all inclusive, but when you factor in the cost of food (and especially alcohol) in a country like Jamaica, you're not getting much of a deal...

I guess I don't qualify as the target demographic for this show though. See you all at the cr bash (free for attendees

)

Well ya if you are planning on eating jerk chicken everyday you are right ... not much of a deal.

We are going to be having some world class chef's cook for us on and off of the resort. Again this isn't to everyone's taste.

But for those of you who like the nicer things in life... and you know who you are... this is the place for you most definitely.

Some photos for you all to check out!

seeric · 01-25-2008, 04:06 PM

wow. i'm losin my touch.

no invitation for me.
who do you have to fuck to rate an invite

Jimmy Rock · 01-25-2008, 04:08 PM

wow, pretty crafty!!

Princess Ellisa · 01-25-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

wow. i'm losin my touch.

no invitation for me.

who do you have to fuck to rate an invite

Sorry Airek they aren't all there yet but thanks for posting that i really appreciate it

seeric · 01-25-2008, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess Ellisa

Sorry Airek they aren't all there yet but thanks for posting that i really appreciate it

i sorry!!!!!!

i make joke!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am bad boy.

fuzebox · 01-25-2008, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess Ellisa

Well ya if you are planning on eating jerk chicken everyday you are right ... not much of a deal.

We are going to be having some world class chef's cook for us on and off of the resort. Again this isn't to everyone's taste.

But for those of you who like the nicer things in life... and you know who you are... this is the place for you most definitely.

Ellisa, you should know I am all about the nicer things in life, and I have also travelled to many caribbean destinations. Any criticism I have is from experience

Maybe I'll surprise you and register at the last minute though

Due · 01-25-2008, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

$2k? Must be a very nice hotel . . . or it is a long distance from the airport.

2K does not sound bad, consider ?200-?250 / day in amsterdam, on top of that there is normal registration, transport from air port and to air port, then there is costs from the bar / restaurant etc, ofcourse you can always eat free if you wanna place your luck on a group of 50-100 people going out, then deciding what they want, then waiting for the food etc
2K is a good value and will weed out the most people that go to a show for the free events rather than business

Bdiddy · 01-25-2008, 04:45 PM

Jenni,

Never met ya, but you are adorable.

JenniDahling · 01-25-2008, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bdiddy

Jenni,

Never met ya, but you are adorable.

Why thank you daaaaahling!!! I hope I get to meet cha someday!

MeeeeeeeYowwwwwwwww!

Ramos · 01-25-2008, 05:41 PM

very creative

it's going to be tough, but Lewis is going to try and make it too....

selena · 01-25-2008, 05:49 PM

This is one show I would love to go to.

Looks great!

RyuLion · 01-25-2008, 05:53 PM

here's mine..
http://thebarefootretreat.com/invitations/alex-playboy/

Meeper · 01-25-2008, 06:14 PM

haha nice looks like a lot of fun!

C H R I S · 01-25-2008, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Due

2K does not sound bad, consider ?200-?250 / day in amsterdam, on top of that there is normal registration, transport from air port and to air port, then there is costs from the bar / restaurant etc, ofcourse you can always eat free if you wanna place your luck on a group of 50-100 people going out, then deciding what they want, then waiting for the food etc
2K is a good value and will weed out the most people that go to a show for the free events rather than business

Well said BD

D Ghost · 01-25-2008, 07:41 PM

pretty fuckin sweet

AaronM · 01-25-2008, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess Ellisa

Honestly it is not inflated at all. Try to call the grand lido and see what price you will get for 2 people. And then you are stuck at the hotel. With the person you came with for however long.

We are going there as a group. As a group there will be lots of activities planned for networking at the hotel as well as off the property so we don't all get stir crazy. These activities are not free and are a crucial part of making this a networking event.

The idea is that you will come back with more money in business then you spent attending. Although if I was selling Jamaican vacations, which clearly I am not, ya maybe the price is a lil' steep.

This price includes everything for you from the second you get through customs to the moment you head home. All of your liquor, activities, food, transportation and much more.

If you go to any show you are looking at about 1000 bucks for a room for 3-4days, plus your show badge which is 75 -300, then you have to buy usually at least breakfast, dinner too depending on where you have or have not been invited. Sometimes lunch if you miss the 30 minute buffets that are occassionally provided. Plus alcohol for you and everyone you are trying to schmooze. Not to mention taxi cabs to get to events away from the hotel.

Really you are at about 1900 bucks there depending on your tastes.

Overall this trip makes it easy there is no tipping allowed, no need to fight over a bill, everyone is being pampered, for those of you who dive it even includes 2 scuba dives daily

Not to mention 24/7 room service for those of you with Jamaican style munchies.

Sounds tempting and all...Especially with the 2 dives each day.

tony286 · 01-25-2008, 09:36 PM

a very cool invite.

F-U-Jimmy · 01-25-2008, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

here's mine..
http://thebarefootretreat.com/invitations/alex-playboy/

Oh fuck dont let Alex go or there will be no drinks left for anyone

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	wow. i'm losin my touch. no invitation for me. who do you have to fuck to rate an invite Last edited by Ice; 01-28-2008 at 09:56 AM..

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