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Silly Guy · 07-11-2007, 05:30 PM

I friend of mine has been very naughty and I need to get her back...

As this is GFY I am sure there are enough jokers about.

Something not too nasty but something for her to remember

BigBen · 07-11-2007, 05:46 PM

Leave her an upper decker...

Silly Guy · 07-11-2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBen

Leave her an upper decker...

never heard of this before but

THAT IS NASTY

teg0 · 07-11-2007, 06:21 PM

make her a mix CD with some of her favorite songs. But edit an mp3 somewhere in the middle of the song. Splice in some "porn sounds." As shes driving around, singing / enjoying a song it just instantly goes into moaning and slapping.. I did it once to a friend and he had other people in his car, and the windows down.. blasting the music when all of the sudden it was moaning an "cum on my tits"

aico · 07-11-2007, 06:22 PM

The Log Ride

Fill a trashcan up with dog shit and water, lean it up against the front door, ring the doorbell, when they open the door yell "LOG RIDE!!!" and run.

g$$$ · 07-11-2007, 06:23 PM

never heard of this one either..hehe.

aico · 07-11-2007, 06:25 PM

Only works with a toilet that has a towel rack above it:

Take some clear tubing, hook it up to the toilet refill inside the toilet, tape the tube to the wall behind and up the towel rack, so when someone flushes the toilet it sprays the water on them.

aico · 07-11-2007, 06:26 PM

The butter floor
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h2q_tbUHrZk

Silly Guy · 07-11-2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teg0

make her a mix CD with some of her favorite songs. But edit an mp3 somewhere in the middle of the song. Splice in some "porn sounds." As shes driving around, singing / enjoying a song it just instantly goes into moaning and slapping.. I did it once to a friend and he had other people in his car, and the windows down.. blasting the music when all of the sudden it was moaning an "cum on my tits"

hehe that is rather nice...think I might get started on that "special" mix tomorrow

phasic · 07-11-2007, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teg0

make her a mix CD with some of her favorite songs. But edit an mp3 somewhere in the middle of the song. Splice in some "porn sounds." As shes driving around, singing / enjoying a song it just instantly goes into moaning and slapping.. I did it once to a friend and he had other people in his car, and the windows down.. blasting the music when all of the sudden it was moaning an "cum on my tits"

This and upper decker sound great, haha...

Silly Guy · 07-11-2007, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

The butter floor
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h2q_tbUHrZk

oh my...nice

...but cleaning the floor afterwards must be a bitch

Spunky · 07-11-2007, 06:40 PM

Lmao at the toilet humor

Silly Guy · 07-11-2007, 06:46 PM

toilet stuff is too dirty ...

Silly Guy · 07-11-2007, 07:16 PM

......I say

american pervert · 07-11-2007, 07:19 PM

if she has a pile of wood or a fireplace take a piece of wood, hollow out part of it, save the shavings, put a shot gun shell in it, mix the shavings and wood glue together and place it back on the wood pile

The Other Sweetie · 07-11-2007, 07:26 PM

My all-time favorite is lifting the toilet lid and wrapping saran wrap nice & tight over the toilet bowl. Put the lid back down and someone's gonna get an unexpected surprise when they go to the bathroom. Did that shit at work once and the reaction is priceless.

Silly Guy · 07-11-2007, 07:27 PM

oho ...and no one gets harmed by this?

Silly Guy · 07-11-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Other Sweetie

My all-time favorite is lifting the toilet lid and wrapping saran wrap nice & tight over the toilet bowl. Put the lid back down and someone's gonna get an unexpected surprise when they go to the bathroom. Did that shit at work once and the reaction is priceless.

that is brilliant....very good

american pervert · 07-11-2007, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy

oho ...and no one gets harmed by this?

oh, you dont want to hurt anyone, where is the fun in that....

lets see, what else can we do... a slit cigar in the gas tank will be hours of fun
dead fish in the engine
condensed milk under the floor mats in the car

if it rains alot, take corn flakes and write stuff on the lawn, or take bleach and write things

get a ten penny nail and a good amount of catgut (tennis racket string stuff)
tie some of the catgut around the nail, hammer the nail into the house and make the cutgut tight and strum on it, it will make the house have odd sounds

smear vaseline on the windshield of the car

make fake bumper stickers and put them on her car

take some keys, put them on a key ring with tags like "safe' "gun case" "jewelry case" and a big tag that says if lost please return (her address) and toss them on the side walk in some ghetto neighborhood

Grapesoda · 07-11-2007, 07:52 PM

put some red food color in a glass of wine for her... she'll piss red and think it's blood... put ketchup packs under the toilet seat... that ones a real hoot

american pervert · 07-11-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Wanton

put some red food color in a glass of wine for her... she'll piss red and think it's blood... put ketchup packs under the toilet seat... that ones a real hoot

WRONG

its not red food coloring, its methylene red and it comes in blue too and the blue is a lot more shocking to piss out

aico · 07-11-2007, 08:05 PM

Does she smoke? you can put hairs in the cigarette.

ePorn · 07-11-2007, 08:56 PM

Next time you're out in the car with her, preferably on a highway, wait til she dozes off, then pull into a rest area and slowly roll up to a parked semi truck.

When you get to about 30 ft distance of the parked semi, start raising your voice...slowly..."OMG OMG...OH NO!!!" ... she's slowly going to wake up...at
15 ft, SLAM on the breaks, flash your head lights and let out a scream. Imagine her face when she abruptly wakes up....

Tested and tried, works like a charm if executed correctly. just make sure that she doesn't have a heart condition....

Madame0120 · 07-11-2007, 10:17 PM

When they called Wiseman's Wife on the Hump Day show, pretending to be the jewlery store where she left a ring to be cleaned ... telling her that it was paste and not some high end rock ..

That was funny shit, cause the hubby was really the one to get the short end of the stick. She's one tough broad.

Madame0120 · 07-11-2007, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

The butter floor
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h2q_tbUHrZk

I know it's WRONG, but I can't stop laughing at that poor idiot.

D · 07-11-2007, 10:32 PM

Worst I ever did was probably shave a single eyebrow on a guy off.

More of a psychological thing, really... realizing that he'd be forced to shave the second one off himself.

Sami(a)Kingdollars · 07-11-2007, 10:42 PM

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/521485...and_prank_call
sometimes they go bad =)

TGPturnkeys · 07-11-2007, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teg0

make her a mix CD with some of her favorite songs. But edit an mp3 somewhere in the middle of the song. Splice in some "porn sounds." As shes driving around, singing / enjoying a song it just instantly goes into moaning and slapping.. I did it once to a friend and he had other people in his car, and the windows down.. blasting the music when all of the sudden it was moaning an "cum on my tits"

hahaha, thats a good idea

Azoy? · 07-12-2007, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teg0

make her a mix CD with some of her favorite songs. But edit an mp3 somewhere in the middle of the song. Splice in some "porn sounds." As shes driving around, singing / enjoying a song it just instantly goes into moaning and slapping.. I did it once to a friend and he had other people in his car, and the windows down.. blasting the music when all of the sudden it was moaning an "cum on my tits"

nice

Big_D · 07-12-2007, 05:26 AM

Simple as this....goes back to the movie little monsters...

Basicly, take clear plastic wrap, cover the toilet with it but do so with only one layer.

Put the seat down so she really doesnt pay attention. So if she goes to piss or shit you got her.

enjoy

ServerGenius · 07-12-2007, 05:28 AM

tape 2 black sheets of paper to eachother in a fax machine dial fax number,
press send.......enjoy

07-11-2007, 05:30 PM	#1
Silly Guy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,421	PRACTICAL JOKES...give me your best please I friend of mine has been very naughty and I need to get her back... As this is GFY I am sure there are enough jokers about. Something not too nasty but something for her to remember

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american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,835	if she has a pile of wood or a fireplace take a piece of wood, hollow out part of it, save the shavings, put a shot gun shell in it, mix the shavings and wood glue together and place it back on the wood pile __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

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07-11-2007, 05:46 PM	#2
BigBen Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: scv Posts: 2,299	Leave her an upper decker...

07-11-2007, 06:21 PM	#4
teg0 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gringo in Puerto Rico Posts: 4,204	make her a mix CD with some of her favorite songs. But edit an mp3 somewhere in the middle of the song. Splice in some "porn sounds." As shes driving around, singing / enjoying a song it just instantly goes into moaning and slapping.. I did it once to a friend and he had other people in his car, and the windows down.. blasting the music when all of the sudden it was moaning an "cum on my tits"

07-11-2007, 06:22 PM	#5
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	The Log Ride Fill a trashcan up with dog shit and water, lean it up against the front door, ring the doorbell, when they open the door yell "LOG RIDE!!!" and run.

07-11-2007, 06:23 PM	#6
g$$$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,807	never heard of this one either..hehe.

07-11-2007, 06:25 PM	#7
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Only works with a toilet that has a towel rack above it: Take some clear tubing, hook it up to the toilet refill inside the toilet, tape the tube to the wall behind and up the towel rack, so when someone flushes the toilet it sprays the water on them.

07-11-2007, 06:26 PM	#8
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	The butter floor https://youtube.com/watch?v=h2q_tbUHrZk

07-11-2007, 06:46 PM	#13
Silly Guy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,421	toilet stuff is too dirty ...

07-11-2007, 07:16 PM	#14
Silly Guy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,421	......I say

07-11-2007, 07:26 PM	#16
The Other Sweetie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: East Coast Posts: 453	My all-time favorite is lifting the toilet lid and wrapping saran wrap nice & tight over the toilet bowl. Put the lid back down and someone's gonna get an unexpected surprise when they go to the bathroom. Did that shit at work once and the reaction is priceless.

07-11-2007, 07:27 PM	#17
Silly Guy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,421	oho ...and no one gets harmed by this?

07-11-2007, 07:52 PM	#20
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	put some red food color in a glass of wine for her... she'll piss red and think it's blood... put ketchup packs under the toilet seat... that ones a real hoot

07-11-2007, 08:05 PM	#22
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Does she smoke? you can put hairs in the cigarette.

07-11-2007, 08:56 PM	#23
ePorn Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 301	Next time you're out in the car with her, preferably on a highway, wait til she dozes off, then pull into a rest area and slowly roll up to a parked semi truck. When you get to about 30 ft distance of the parked semi, start raising your voice...slowly..."OMG OMG...OH NO!!!" ... she's slowly going to wake up...at 15 ft, SLAM on the breaks, flash your head lights and let out a scream. Imagine her face when she abruptly wakes up.... Tested and tried, works like a charm if executed correctly. just make sure that she doesn't have a heart condition....

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Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	Simple as this....goes back to the movie little monsters... Basicly, take clear plastic wrap, cover the toilet with it but do so with only one layer. Put the seat down so she really doesnt pay attention. So if she goes to piss or shit you got her. enjoy

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