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Originally Posted by Silly Guy
oho ...and no one gets harmed by this?
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oh, you dont want to hurt anyone, where is the fun in that....
lets see, what else can we do... a slit cigar in the gas tank will be hours of fun
dead fish in the engine
condensed milk under the floor mats in the car
if it rains alot, take corn flakes and write stuff on the lawn, or take bleach and write things
get a ten penny nail and a good amount of catgut (tennis racket string stuff)
tie some of the catgut around the nail, hammer the nail into the house and make the cutgut tight and strum on it, it will make the house have odd sounds
smear vaseline on the windshield of the car
make fake bumper stickers and put them on her car
take some keys, put them on a key ring with tags like "safe' "gun case" "jewelry case" and a big tag that says if lost please return (her address) and toss them on the side walk in some ghetto neighborhood