PRACTICAL JOKES...give me your best please
 

I friend of mine has been very naughty and I need to get her back...

As this is GFY I am sure there are enough jokers about.


Something not too nasty but something for her to remember:evil-laug

Leave her an upper decker...

never heard of this before but


THAT IS NASTY:uhoh

make her a mix CD with some of her favorite songs. But edit an mp3 somewhere in the middle of the song. Splice in some "porn sounds." As shes driving around, singing / enjoying a song it just instantly goes into moaning and slapping.. I did it once to a friend and he had other people in his car, and the windows down.. blasting the music when all of the sudden it was moaning an "cum on my tits"

The Log Ride

Fill a trashcan up with dog shit and water, lean it up against the front door, ring the doorbell, when they open the door yell "LOG RIDE!!!" and run.

never heard of this one either..hehe.

Only works with a toilet that has a towel rack above it:

Take some clear tubing, hook it up to the toilet refill inside the toilet, tape the tube to the wall behind and up the towel rack, so when someone flushes the toilet it sprays the water on them.

The butter floor
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h2q_tbUHrZk

hehe that is rather nice...think I might get started on that "special" mix tomorrow

This and upper decker sound great, haha...

oh my...nice :1orglaugh...but cleaning the floor afterwards must be a bitch

Lmao at the toilet humor

toilet stuff is too dirty ...

......I say

if she has a pile of wood or a fireplace take a piece of wood, hollow out part of it, save the shavings, put a shot gun shell in it, mix the shavings and wood glue together and place it back on the wood pile

My all-time favorite is lifting the toilet lid and wrapping saran wrap nice & tight over the toilet bowl. Put the lid back down and someone's gonna get an unexpected surprise when they go to the bathroom. Did that shit at work once and the reaction is priceless.

oho ...and no one gets harmed by this?

that is brilliant....very good:1orglaugh

oh, you dont want to hurt anyone, where is the fun in that....

lets see, what else can we do... a slit cigar in the gas tank will be hours of fun
dead fish in the engine
condensed milk under the floor mats in the car

if it rains alot, take corn flakes and write stuff on the lawn, or take bleach and write things

get a ten penny nail and a good amount of catgut (tennis racket string stuff)
tie some of the catgut around the nail, hammer the nail into the house and make the cutgut tight and strum on it, it will make the house have odd sounds

smear vaseline on the windshield of the car

make fake bumper stickers and put them on her car

take some keys, put them on a key ring with tags like "safe' "gun case" "jewelry case" and a big tag that says if lost please return (her address) and toss them on the side walk in some ghetto neighborhood

put some red food color in a glass of wine for her... she'll piss red and think it's blood... put ketchup packs under the toilet seat... that ones a real hoot

WRONG

its not red food coloring, its methylene red and it comes in blue too and the blue is a lot more shocking to piss out

Does she smoke? you can put hairs in the cigarette.

Next time you're out in the car with her, preferably on a highway, wait til she dozes off, then pull into a rest area and slowly roll up to a parked semi truck.

When you get to about 30 ft distance of the parked semi, start raising your voice...slowly..."OMG OMG...OH NO!!!" ... she's slowly going to wake up...at
15 ft, SLAM on the breaks, flash your head lights and let out a scream. Imagine her face when she abruptly wakes up....

Tested and tried, works like a charm if executed correctly. just make sure that she doesn't have a heart condition.... :winkwink:

When they called Wiseman's Wife on the Hump Day show, pretending to be the jewlery store where she left a ring to be cleaned ... telling her that it was paste and not some high end rock ..

That was funny shit, cause the hubby was really the one to get the short end of the stick. She's one tough broad.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I know it's WRONG, but I can't stop laughing at that poor idiot.

Worst I ever did was probably shave a single eyebrow on a guy off.

More of a psychological thing, really... realizing that he'd be forced to shave the second one off himself.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/521485...and_prank_call
sometimes they go bad =)

hahaha, thats a good idea :1orglaugh

nice :thumbsup

Simple as this....goes back to the movie little monsters...


Basicly, take clear plastic wrap, cover the toilet with it but do so with only one layer.

Put the seat down so she really doesnt pay attention. So if she goes to piss or shit you got her.


enjoy

tape 2 black sheets of paper to eachother in a fax machine dial fax number,
press send.......enjoy