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BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 04:08 PM

LAWDS MERCY breeders it hurts it hurts!

Both my elbows are all fucked up, my lower leg is swollen up huge massive large, I got a bump on my head, and I put a hole in the wall.

I knocked myself the fuck out for a couple seconds.

I have ice on everything.

Note to cat owners: If you get hurt bad, your cat WILL try to eat you. Good thing my bf was here to put him in his carrier. Cripe.

I are bleeding from multiple places. It's awful.

Post something funnay in this thread to cheer up your poor gay homosexual who is suffering.........

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 04:09 PM

omg I might take pictures of my leg in a bit it looks nastuh.

DatingGold · 07-11-2007, 04:10 PM

as long as ur butthole is ok

will76 · 07-11-2007, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

omg I might take pictures of my leg in a bit it looks nastuh.

hey show your tits while you are at it.

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

hey show your tits while you are at it.

omg that was funnay

Libertine · 07-11-2007, 04:12 PM

Your cat tried to eat you? LMFAO!

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

Your cat tried to eat you? LMFAO!

Serious for real I was laying at the bottom of the stairs all fucked up screaming in pain and my fucking cat came over and scratched me and was hissing!

Cripe. It hurts it hurts. Help help!

MaDalton · 07-11-2007, 04:16 PM

it's always really surprising under which conditions people come to GFY first

it's like opening a thread saying "my house is burning - what should i do" and then waiting for someone to tell them to call the fire brigade

hope it gets better soon, "man"

bns666 · 07-11-2007, 04:17 PM

yo!

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

it's always really surprising under which conditions people come to GFY first

it's like opening a thread saying "my house is burning - what should i do" and then waiting for someone to tell them to call the fire brigade

hope it gets better soon, "man"

I am sitting on my luvsac with my leg propped up and ice on everything.

Thank goodness I didn't hurt my nose at least that would have been awful.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-11-2007, 04:22 PM

good Kitty kitty

donkevlar · 07-11-2007, 04:23 PM

Belinda · 07-11-2007, 04:23 PM

Will this help?

Brother Bilo · 07-11-2007, 04:24 PM

No offense, but I would of laughed my ass off and then the cat coming in at the end there would of put me over the edge. Keep up the good work.

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda

Will this help?

Bitch don't spam your shit in my thread. I'm in pain here.

God damn opportunistic womens....

Cripe Mighty I'm all scraped up and bruised I look like I do manual labor for a living it's awful........

Dvae · 07-11-2007, 04:26 PM

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

No offense, but I would of laughed my ass off and then the cat coming in at the end there would of put me over the edge. Keep up the good work.

OMG I just realized I broke 2 nails too.

BV · 07-11-2007, 04:32 PM

What happened? Did you slip on an empty KY tube?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-11-2007, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

What happened? Did you slip on an empty KY tube?

Belinda · 07-11-2007, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Bitch don't spam your shit in my thread. I'm in pain here.

God damn opportunistic womens....

Cripe Mighty I'm all scraped up and bruised I look like I do manual labor for a living it's awful........

Wasn't trying to spam your thread geesh. Just thought it would help. Feel better soon.

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

What happened? Did you slip on an empty KY tube?

Urgh, this isn't the first time I've fallen down the stairs but this is the worst I've fucked myself up.

I have size 14 feet, so like, I have to go down the stairs sideways everywhere cuz my feet are too big for them. I lost my balance and down my gay ass went.

It's awful. I have a big nose, big feet, and a small penis. Mother Nature obviously hates fags.

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda

Wasn't trying to spam your thread geesh. Just thought it would help. Feel better soon.

Gurl just ignore me I'm all bitchy fag right now.

cones · 07-11-2007, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Gurl just ignore me I'm all bitchy fag right now.

when arent you a bitchy fag ??????

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cones

when arent you a bitchy fag ??????

Yes that's true. You are right. Definitely for sure.

stickyfingerz · 07-11-2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold

as long as ur butthole is ok

Dont forget bout his purty mouth mmmmm hmmmmmm

cool1 · 07-11-2007, 06:36 PM

damn that sucks

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1

damn that sucks

Yes it is awful. I am black and blue all over. I look like a gay homosexual smurf.

pocketkangaroo · 07-11-2007, 07:39 PM

Go to the hospital man, you may have internal injuries. Don't worry, we have stellar healthcare in this country that is affordable.

Iron Fist · 07-11-2007, 07:42 PM

No pics yet? This thread does NOT deliver.

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Don't worry, we have stellar healthcare in this country that is affordable.

You just made Michael Moore cry.

I have great health insurance, and if I wake up dead tomorrow, I'll be sure to go see a doctor.

madawgz · 07-11-2007, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Serious for real I was laying at the bottom of the stairs all fucked up screaming in pain and my fucking cat came over and scratched me and was hissing!

Cripe. It hurts it hurts. Help help!

damn your cat is crazzzzy

hope you're ok

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

No pics yet? This thread does NOT deliver.

I have pics I just didn't take them off the camera yet. Don't worry breeder, I'll post some porn of Teh BoyAlley when I get around to muck-a-muck with the camera.

All my photo software is on my desktop upstairs in teh office, and I'm not about to try and climb those right now. Awful.

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

damn your cat is crazzzzy

hope you're ok

Cats are evil, they'll pwnt you the first chance they get, I'm telling you!

Shey · 07-11-2007, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Cats are evil, they'll pwnt you the first chance they get, I'm telling you!

I agree, Cats can sure be evil, in fact I think mine ate someone...

Axarsys · 07-11-2007, 08:03 PM

You're both gay and homosexual at the same time? Smashing.

No seriously man, you should go see a doctor, or two...and for the sake of Self-Preservation deep-fry the damn cat!

needlive · 07-11-2007, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae

Omg loool

Mitch Buchanan right there,

BUT WHERE'S HOBBIE? :-D

JOKER · 07-11-2007, 08:08 PM

I'm sorry to hear...

Domestic violence sure is a bitch

Speedy recovery!

will76 · 07-11-2007, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Urgh, this isn't the first time I've fallen down the stairs but this is the worst I've fucked myself up.

I have size 14 feet, so like, I have to go down the stairs sideways everywhere cuz my feet are too big for them. I lost my balance and down my gay ass went.

It's awful. I have a big nose, big feet, and a small penis. Mother Nature obviously hates fags.

how ironic, I have a size 14 cock. I tie it off across the top rail and lower myself down. I tripped over it one too many times trying to walk down the stairs so this method works so much better ;)

fluffygrrl · 07-11-2007, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

LAWDS MERCY breeders it hurts it hurts!

Both my elbows are all fucked up, my lower leg is swollen up huge massive large, I got a bump on my head, and I put a hole in the wall.

I knocked myself the fuck out for a couple seconds.

I have ice on everything.

Note to cat owners: If you get hurt bad, your cat WILL try to eat you. Good thing my bf was here to put him in his carrier. Cripe.

I are bleeding from multiple places. It's awful.

Post something funnay in this thread to cheer up your poor gay homosexual who is suffering.........

Truth I spaketh unto ye, ye philthy abominationable ass-bugger, that thy Lord Our God Jeshua Jahveh hath stiken thee smithen where you stood walking for yer dark ways.

Repent ! Hallelujah ! Falluja ! Messerschmidt !!

BoyAlley · 07-11-2007, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

Truth I spaketh unto ye, ye philthy abominationable ass-bugger, that thy Lord Our God Jeshua Jahveh hath stiken thee smithen where you stood walking for yer dark ways.

Repent ! Hallelujah ! Falluja ! Messerschmidt !!

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