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Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Urgh, this isn't the first time I've fallen down the stairs but this is the worst I've fucked myself up.
I have size 14 feet, so like, I have to go down the stairs sideways everywhere cuz my feet are too big for them. I lost my balance and down my gay ass went.
It's awful. I have a big nose, big feet, and a small penis. Mother Nature obviously hates fags. 
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how ironic, I have a size 14 cock. I tie it off across the top rail and lower myself down. I tripped over it one too many times trying to walk down the stairs so this method works so much better ;)