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BoyAlley 07-11-2007 04:08 PM
I just fell down teh stairs and fucked my day up bad.
 
LAWDS MERCY breeders it hurts it hurts!

Both my elbows are all fucked up, my lower leg is swollen up huge massive large, I got a bump on my head, and I put a hole in the wall.

I knocked myself the fuck out for a couple seconds.

I have ice on everything.

Note to cat owners: If you get hurt bad, your cat WILL try to eat you. Good thing my bf was here to put him in his carrier. Cripe.

I are bleeding from multiple places. It's awful. :(

Post something funnay in this thread to cheer up your poor gay homosexual who is suffering......... :(

BoyAlley 07-11-2007 04:09 PM
omg I might take pictures of my leg in a bit it looks nastuh. :Oh crap

DatingGold 07-11-2007 04:10 PM
as long as ur butthole is ok

will76 07-11-2007 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12741849)
omg I might take pictures of my leg in a bit it looks nastuh. :Oh crap
hey show your tits while you are at it.

BoyAlley 07-11-2007 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by will76 (Post 12741858)
hey show your tits while you are at it.
omg that was funnay :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Libertine 07-11-2007 04:12 PM
Your cat tried to eat you? LMFAO!

BoyAlley 07-11-2007 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 12741868)
Your cat tried to eat you? LMFAO!
Serious for real I was laying at the bottom of the stairs all fucked up screaming in pain and my fucking cat came over and scratched me and was hissing!

Cripe. It hurts it hurts. Help help!

MaDalton 07-11-2007 04:16 PM
it's always really surprising under which conditions people come to GFY first :1orglaugh

it's like opening a thread saying "my house is burning - what should i do" and then waiting for someone to tell them to call the fire brigade :upsidedow


hope it gets better soon, "man" :winkwink:

bns666 07-11-2007 04:17 PM
yo!

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BoyAlley 07-11-2007 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 12741898)
it's always really surprising under which conditions people come to GFY first :1orglaugh

it's like opening a thread saying "my house is burning - what should i do" and then waiting for someone to tell them to call the fire brigade :upsidedow

hope it gets better soon, "man" :winkwink:
I am sitting on my luvsac with my leg propped up and ice on everything. :(

Thank goodness I didn't hurt my nose at least that would have been awful.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-11-2007 04:22 PM
good Kitty kitty

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donkevlar 07-11-2007 04:23 PM
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Belinda 07-11-2007 04:23 PM
Will this help?

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Brother Bilo 07-11-2007 04:24 PM
No offense, but I would of laughed my ass off and then the cat coming in at the end there would of put me over the edge. Keep up the good work.

BoyAlley 07-11-2007 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Belinda (Post 12741940)
Will this help?

Bitch don't spam your shit in my thread. I'm in pain here.

God damn opportunistic womens.... :disgust

Cripe Mighty I'm all scraped up and bruised I look like I do manual labor for a living it's awful........ :(

Dvae 07-11-2007 04:26 PM
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BoyAlley 07-11-2007 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 12741950)
No offense, but I would of laughed my ass off and then the cat coming in at the end there would of put me over the edge. Keep up the good work.

OMG I just realized I broke 2 nails too. http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...sc/bawling.gif

BV 07-11-2007 04:32 PM
What happened? Did you slip on an empty KY tube?

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-11-2007 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BV (Post 12742007)
What happened? Did you slip on an empty KY tube?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Belinda 07-11-2007 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12741953)

Bitch don't spam your shit in my thread. I'm in pain here.

God damn opportunistic womens.... :disgust

Cripe Mighty I'm all scraped up and bruised I look like I do manual labor for a living it's awful........ :(
Wasn't trying to spam your thread geesh. Just thought it would help. Feel better soon.

BoyAlley 07-11-2007 04:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BV (Post 12742007)
What happened? Did you slip on an empty KY tube?
Urgh, this isn't the first time I've fallen down the stairs but this is the worst I've fucked myself up.

I have size 14 feet, so like, I have to go down the stairs sideways everywhere cuz my feet are too big for them. I lost my balance and down my gay ass went.

It's awful. I have a big nose, big feet, and a small penis. Mother Nature obviously hates fags. :Oh crap

BoyAlley 07-11-2007 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Belinda (Post 12742028)
Wasn't trying to spam your thread geesh. Just thought it would help. Feel better soon.
Gurl just ignore me I'm all bitchy fag right now. :Oh crap

cones 07-11-2007 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12742107)
Gurl just ignore me I'm all bitchy fag right now. :Oh crap
when arent you a bitchy fag ??????


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BoyAlley 07-11-2007 06:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cones (Post 12742670)
when arent you a bitchy fag ??????
Yes that's true. You are right. Definitely for sure.

stickyfingerz 07-11-2007 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DatingGold (Post 12741856)
as long as ur butthole is ok
Dont forget bout his purty mouth mmmmm hmmmmmm

cool1 07-11-2007 06:36 PM
damn that sucks

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...es_of_snow.jpg

BoyAlley 07-11-2007 07:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cool1 (Post 12742837)
damn that sucks
Yes it is awful. I am black and blue all over. I look like a gay homosexual smurf. :helpme

pocketkangaroo 07-11-2007 07:39 PM
Go to the hospital man, you may have internal injuries. Don't worry, we have stellar healthcare in this country that is affordable.

Iron Fist 07-11-2007 07:42 PM
No pics yet? This thread does NOT deliver.

BoyAlley 07-11-2007 07:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12743109)
Don't worry, we have stellar healthcare in this country that is affordable.

You just made Michael Moore cry. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I have great health insurance, and if I wake up dead tomorrow, I'll be sure to go see a doctor.

madawgz 07-11-2007 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12741879)
Serious for real I was laying at the bottom of the stairs all fucked up screaming in pain and my fucking cat came over and scratched me and was hissing!

Cripe. It hurts it hurts. Help help!
damn your cat is crazzzzy

hope you're ok

BoyAlley 07-11-2007 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 12743117)
No pics yet? This thread does NOT deliver.
I have pics I just didn't take them off the camera yet. Don't worry breeder, I'll post some porn of Teh BoyAlley when I get around to muck-a-muck with the camera.

All my photo software is on my desktop upstairs in teh office, and I'm not about to try and climb those right now. Awful.

BoyAlley 07-11-2007 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 12743122)
damn your cat is crazzzzy

hope you're ok
Cats are evil, they'll pwnt you the first chance they get, I'm telling you! http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...c/1d6a4743.gif

Shey 07-11-2007 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12743131)
Cats are evil, they'll pwnt you the first chance they get, I'm telling you! http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...c/1d6a4743.gif
I agree, Cats can sure be evil, in fact I think mine ate someone...
http://a256.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...1108330c77.jpg

Axarsys 07-11-2007 08:03 PM
You're both gay and homosexual at the same time? Smashing.

No seriously man, you should go see a doctor, or two...and for the sake of Self-Preservation deep-fry the damn cat!

needlive 07-11-2007 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 12741965)
Omg loool

Mitch Buchanan right there,

BUT WHERE'S HOBBIE? :-D

JOKER 07-11-2007 08:08 PM
I'm sorry to hear... :Oh crap

Domestic violence sure is a bitch :(

Speedy recovery!

will76 07-11-2007 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12742032)
Urgh, this isn't the first time I've fallen down the stairs but this is the worst I've fucked myself up.

I have size 14 feet, so like, I have to go down the stairs sideways everywhere cuz my feet are too big for them. I lost my balance and down my gay ass went.

It's awful. I have a big nose, big feet, and a small penis. Mother Nature obviously hates fags. :Oh crap
how ironic, I have a size 14 cock. I tie it off across the top rail and lower myself down. I tripped over it one too many times trying to walk down the stairs so this method works so much better ;)

fluffygrrl 07-11-2007 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12741842)
LAWDS MERCY breeders it hurts it hurts!

Both my elbows are all fucked up, my lower leg is swollen up huge massive large, I got a bump on my head, and I put a hole in the wall.

I knocked myself the fuck out for a couple seconds.

I have ice on everything.

Note to cat owners: If you get hurt bad, your cat WILL try to eat you. Good thing my bf was here to put him in his carrier. Cripe.

I are bleeding from multiple places. It's awful. :(

Post something funnay in this thread to cheer up your poor gay homosexual who is suffering......... :(
Truth I spaketh unto ye, ye philthy abominationable ass-bugger, that thy Lord Our God Jeshua Jahveh hath stiken thee smithen where you stood walking for yer dark ways.

Repent ! Hallelujah ! Falluja ! Messerschmidt !!

BoyAlley 07-11-2007 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 12743528)
Truth I spaketh unto ye, ye philthy abominationable ass-bugger, that thy Lord Our God Jeshua Jahveh hath stiken thee smithen where you stood walking for yer dark ways.

Repent ! Hallelujah ! Falluja ! Messerschmidt !!
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