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Old 06-27-2007, 08:02 AM   #1
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The definition of christianity

...the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:05 AM   #2
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...the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
LMAO-oh man, that was funny
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:11 AM   #3
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you forgot to include "hate others that are not like you" and "make pedophile evangelists rich by buying into their fear mongering and filling their collection plates"
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:37 AM   #4
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you forgot to include "hate others that are not like you" and "make pedophile evangelists rich by buying into their fear mongering and filling their collection plates"
Oh yeah, thanks for adding that
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:49 AM   #5
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:51 AM   #6
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All hail the Jesus Clause, or perish in hell!
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