The definition of christianity

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  • The Duck
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    • May 2005
    • 18243
    #1

    The definition of christianity

    ...the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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    • Mediachick
      Confirmed User
      • May 2006
      • 897
      #2
      Originally posted by kandah
      ...the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
      LMAO-oh man, that was funny
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        • GITZINGER
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          • Oct 2006
          • 929
          #3
          you forgot to include "hate others that are not like you" and "make pedophile evangelists rich by buying into their fear mongering and filling their collection plates"
          Your momma was a ho!!!

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            • The Duck
              Adult Content Provider
              • May 2005
              • 18243
              #4
              Originally posted by GITZINGER
              you forgot to include "hate others that are not like you" and "make pedophile evangelists rich by buying into their fear mongering and filling their collection plates"
              Oh yeah, thanks for adding that
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                • frostyimpressions
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                  • May 2007
                  • 918
                  #5
                  Lisa

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                    • dav3
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                      • May 2007
                      • 7348
                      #6
                      All hail the Jesus Clause, or perish in hell!
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