The definition of christianity
 

...the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

LMAO-oh man, that was funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you forgot to include "hate others that are not like you" and "make pedophile evangelists rich by buying into their fear mongering and filling their collection plates"

Oh yeah, thanks for adding that :winkwink:

All hail the Jesus Clause, or perish in hell!